Dec 03. Lewis calls Alfie the man with the fascinating shirts. Alfie calls Kat the most beautiful girl in the world. Kat calls Alfie the most wonderful man in the world. Spencer calls Alfie the best big brother that anyone could ever have. Kat calls marrying Alfie the single most important thing she'll ever do. Alfie calls himself a normal bloke who does normal things, a performing seal and a selfish little toe rag. Alfie calls David Walliams a plank and a crab stick. Spencer calls David Walliams a muppet. Ronny calls Martin a muppet. Martin calls Mickey a muppet. Ronny calls Mickey's mini bus a death trap. Mickey calls Ronny's goatee stupid. Ronny calls Tariq a mongrel. Tariq calls Mickey a fool. Mickey calls himself and Kareena the Brad and Jennifer of Albert Square. Kate calls Dennis and Den rotten to the core. Den calls Dennis a drama queen. Pauline calls Den a bad smell you just can't get rid of. Phil calls Den a jumped up Jack the Lad who got out of his depth. Den calls Phil a playground bully who built his reputation young then lived on it well past its sell by date. Kate calls Fake Sam a sad little girl trying to hide behind a big name. Phil calls Fake Sam his only hope. Kate calls Phil an armed robber. Phil calls Kate a slapper. Kate calls Graham cruel and sick. Alfie calls Graham Little Mo's fancy man. Kat calls Little Mo a temptress. Little Mo calls "Love Is All Around" by Wet Wet Wet one of her favourites. Garry calls "Love Is All Around" by Wet Wet Wet a soppy load of cobblers. Garry calls himself King of the Sensitive Dads. Den calls himself King of the World. Pauline calls herself a bossy old woman. Fake Sam calls herself the biggest fraud going. Mickey calls himself the most unpopular person on the planet. Barry calls himself no stranger to a full English and the odd burger. Dr Leroy calls Barry genetically predisposed to heart trouble. Barry calls himself and Janine two kindred spirits coming together in the wilderness. Dan calls the bookies a disgusting shop where people and lives and money go to waste. Dan calls Shirley lonely, pathetic and desperate. Shirley calls Dan crass, empty and out of date. Dan calls Adi a useless investment and a pile of waste. Dan calls Derek a gay. Kelly calls Spencer Stella McCartney. Dot calls them Slater girls nothing but trouble ever since they got here. Ron Moody calls Dot a sour faced old God botherer. Ron Moody calls Jim a big fat lump and a big girl's blouse. Patrick calls Ron Moody a vicious little stoat who must be slapped and made to apologise. Phil punches Dennis. Kat marries Alfie. Graham rapes Little Mo. Dan gets deported mid-storyline. Phil grows a beard and goes on the run for two years. Zoe and Kelly suffer post traumatic lesbianism after the mini-bus massacre. Sue was lovely. She offered to adopt Michelle's unborn baby after her own son died. There was a scene at her son's graveside where her other son was snatched (by her husband Ali, I think) and she flipped and started trying to dig up the grave with her bare hands. It was really sad. Mary could be a nightmare. If memory serves, she slept with Ali for money and then blackmailed him over it.