Jun 12. Bobby calls himself sick to death of this family devouring itself over money. Christopher calls Bobby happy raising cattle on Southfork. Ann calls Southfork the home that’s been in Bobby’s family for over a century. Bobby calls Southfork the only home he’s ever known. Sue Ellen calls Southfork John Ross’s home. JR calls Southfork his and only his. Marta calls John Ross the one that’s going to steal Southfork from JR. JR calls oil his birthright. JR calls blood thicker than water but oil is thicker than both. Lobell calls John Ross one deal away from owning billions of dollars worth of oil. JR calls Rick Lobell’s weak spot. JR calls Ann Bobby’s soulmate. JR calls Cliff as see-through as a mosquito net. JR calls Carlos Del Sol number two on the Forbes list and a trusted old friend. Lobell calls JR too damn mean to die. Ann calls JR a legend. Bobby calls JR a rattlesnake. JR calls Bobby stubborn as a mule and particularly harebrained about that foundling, Christopher. Cliff calls Christopher the pick of the litter. Rebecca calls Christopher a boy running away from home. Christopher calls Rebecca crazy. JR calls Marta crazier than an outhouse rat and not Marta. Elena calls John Ross dyslexic, not stupid. John Ross calls Christopher not even a Ewing, a fraud, an asshole, his dimwitted cousin and a stuck-up son of a bitch who thinks Elena ain’t good enough for him. John Ross calls Lobell a son of a bitch. Christopher calls Jock an ass-kicking, hard-drinking son of a bitch. JR calls John Ross his son, tip to tail. John Ross calls Rick a drug addict with two strikes on his record. John Ross calls Marta a little clingy. Bum calls Marta Veronica Martinez. JR calls Bum the only one who never lets him down. Elena calls Pam the only mother Christopher ever knew. Carmen calls Rebecca the beautiful girl Christopher’s going to marry. Carmen calls Christopher and Elena a beautiful couple. Rebecca calls Elena smart and beautiful. Sue Ellen calls Elena beautiful, a breath of fresh air and a smart and independent young woman. John Ross calls Rebecca an extremely resourceful woman. Tommy calls Rebecca a hell of a woman and the best daughter in law. Christopher calls Rebecca the best person he knows. Christopher calls John Ross the worst hound dog west of the Mississippi. John Ross calls Miss Henderson the sexiest woman in all of Dallas County. Bobby calls Hurst Ranch the largest working ranch in California. Sue Ellen calls the Del Sol Land Conservancy the largest private conservator of public land in the world. Elena calls light sweet crude the most sought after crude oil in the world. Bobby calls Jock the most intimidating man he ever met. JR calls Sue Ellen still the prettiest girl at the ball. JR calls Elena that Mexican girl and the only one that could get John Ross to study. John Ross calls JR the firstborn son. John Ross calls himself the firstborn grandson, a Ewing deep in his DNA and long past caring about Miss Ellie’s precious little wishes. JR calls himself the successor trustee to Miss Ellie’s will, a hell of a lot smarter than Bobby, an old fogey, the bearer of bad news and a changed man. John Ross calls himself a reasonable man. Christopher calls himself a grown man. Ann calls Bobby a good man. Rebecca calls Ann a good person. Tommy calls Ann not too good a judge of character. Bum calls himself good at trouble. Rebecca calls herself a territorial bitch. John Ross calls himself and Elena black sheep. John Ross calls lust a powerful force. Clyde calls peccadillo a diminutive of the Spanish word for sin.