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Who called who what and when

Discussion in 'Dallas - The Original Series' started by James from London, Nov 29, 2016.

  1. James from London

    James from London Soap Chat Mega Star EXP: 18 Years

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    Jun 12. Bobby calls himself sick to death of this family devouring itself over money. Christopher calls Bobby happy raising cattle on Southfork. Ann calls Southfork the home that’s been in Bobby’s family for over a century. Bobby calls Southfork the only home he’s ever known. Sue Ellen calls Southfork John Ross’s home. JR calls Southfork his and only his. Marta calls John Ross the one that’s going to steal Southfork from JR. JR calls oil his birthright. JR calls blood thicker than water but oil is thicker than both. Lobell calls John Ross one deal away from owning billions of dollars worth of oil. JR calls Rick Lobell’s weak spot. JR calls Ann Bobby’s soulmate. JR calls Cliff as see-through as a mosquito net. JR calls Carlos Del Sol number two on the Forbes list and a trusted old friend. Lobell calls JR too damn mean to die. Ann calls JR a legend. Bobby calls JR a rattlesnake. JR calls Bobby stubborn as a mule and particularly harebrained about that foundling, Christopher. Cliff calls Christopher the pick of the litter. Rebecca calls Christopher a boy running away from home. Christopher calls Rebecca crazy. JR calls Marta crazier than an outhouse rat and not Marta. Elena calls John Ross dyslexic, not stupid. John Ross calls Christopher not even a Ewing, a fraud, an asshole, his dimwitted cousin and a stuck-up son of a bitch who thinks Elena ain’t good enough for him. John Ross calls Lobell a son of a bitch. Christopher calls Jock an ass-kicking, hard-drinking son of a bitch. JR calls John Ross his son, tip to tail. John Ross calls Rick a drug addict with two strikes on his record. John Ross calls Marta a little clingy. Bum calls Marta Veronica Martinez. JR calls Bum the only one who never lets him down. Elena calls Pam the only mother Christopher ever knew. Carmen calls Rebecca the beautiful girl Christopher’s going to marry. Carmen calls Christopher and Elena a beautiful couple. Rebecca calls Elena smart and beautiful. Sue Ellen calls Elena beautiful, a breath of fresh air and a smart and independent young woman. John Ross calls Rebecca an extremely resourceful woman. Tommy calls Rebecca a hell of a woman and the best daughter in law. Christopher calls Rebecca the best person he knows. Christopher calls John Ross the worst hound dog west of the Mississippi. John Ross calls Miss Henderson the sexiest woman in all of Dallas County. Bobby calls Hurst Ranch the largest working ranch in California. Sue Ellen calls the Del Sol Land Conservancy the largest private conservator of public land in the world. Elena calls light sweet crude the most sought after crude oil in the world. Bobby calls Jock the most intimidating man he ever met. JR calls Sue Ellen still the prettiest girl at the ball. JR calls Elena that Mexican girl and the only one that could get John Ross to study. John Ross calls JR the firstborn son. John Ross calls himself the firstborn grandson, a Ewing deep in his DNA and long past caring about Miss Ellie’s precious little wishes. JR calls himself the successor trustee to Miss Ellie’s will, a hell of a lot smarter than Bobby, an old fogey, the bearer of bad news and a changed man. John Ross calls himself a reasonable man. Christopher calls himself a grown man. Ann calls Bobby a good man. Rebecca calls Ann a good person. Tommy calls Ann not too good a judge of character. Bum calls himself good at trouble. Rebecca calls herself a territorial bitch. John Ross calls himself and Elena black sheep. John Ross calls lust a powerful force. Clyde calls peccadillo a diminutive of the Spanish word for sin.
     
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    Jul 12. JR calls John Ross a chip off the old block. Elena calls John Ross a tycoon who gets his hands dirty. John Ross calls Elena an independent woman. Vicente calls Carmen a nice Mexican woman. Christopher calls Rebecca a beautiful woman and a liar. Christopher calls Rebecca’s pregnancy just another ploy. Elena calls Christopher and her done. Rebecca calls her and Tommy done. Christopher calls Tommy a son of a bitch. Bobby calls Lobell a son of a bitch. Sue Ellen calls JR a son of a bitch. John Ross calls Vicente a son of a bitch. John Ross calls Bum the son of a bitch who took those pictures. Bobby calls Harris a smug son of a bitch and a man for whom Ann has never had a kind word. John Ross calls Fake Marta a bitch, crazy, a crazy messed up bitch, absolutely nuts, really unhinged, a pain in his backside, a snake when it comes to business and Veronica Martinez. Bum calls Frank Raheed Durrani. JR calls Frank a rat. JR calls Bum resourceful. JR calls Marta a loose cannon. Harris calls JR a prick. Harris calls himself the only one in Dallas with enough trucks to move that kind of oil. Derrick calls John Ross the only suspect Dallas PD has. Tommy calls Rebecca the only family he has. Bobby calls the Ewing family as fractured and dysfunctional as always. Bobby calls the charges against him bullshit. Carmen calls Bobby rude. Ann calls Bobby the strongest man she knows. JR calls a cheated man a dangerous man. JR calls Cliff a dangerous man and a vulture. Vicente calls disloyalty dangerous. Vicente calls himself a skilled dancer. Vicente calls John Ross not a good dancer and the one who told us Fake Marta was a thief. Sue Ellen calls Fake Marta highly unstable. Fake Marta calls John Ross a spoiled boy. Lucy calls John Ross a drunk little boy she found passed out on the floor. Sue Ellen calls John Ross a good boy. Sue Ellen calls herself the sole investor in Elena’s growing enterprise, a hypocrite and the next governor of Texas. Tommy calls people in Texas way too friendly. Tommy calls Ann and Rebecca the two Mrs Ewings. Bobby calls Tommy a punk. Bobby calls John Ross all hat and no cattle, ambitious but no murderer and a lot like his daddy. John Ross calls himself a good boss and better looking than Christopher. John Ross calls Elena the one good thing he’s got in his life. John Ross calls Lucy his favourite cousin. John Ross calls Southfork a hornet’s nest. Christopher calls Southfork just as much his birthright as it is John Ross’s. Ann calls Christopher spiteful and cruel. Christopher calls oil a finite resource.
     
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    Reading these posts from @James from London reminds me of a fun sparring match between J.R. and Cliff Barnes' daughter, Pamela:

    "You're not the first Pam to fox her way into the hen house. I'm one for one when it comes to flushing out Pamelas. I intend to make it two for two."

    BWHAHAHA! That Magnificent Geriatric Bastard!
     
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