Val's coffee - how terrible was it?

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Val's coffee

  1. 5/5 - As Good As Karen's!

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  2. 4/5 - Almost As Good As Karen's!

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  3. 3/5 - Thrillin' Jill Can Do This, And So Can You Val!

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  4. 2/5 - Cathy's Coffee Taste Like This

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  5. 1/5 - Abby's Coffe Has Only Got Rat Poison In It!

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  6. 0/5 - About Right! Poor Helpless Val!

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  1. tommie

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    We know that Karen makes great coffee that the other people on the street just can't compare to, however we get the impression that Val isn't exactly gifted in the coffee making business (which makes you wonder how hard it is to throw coffee in a pot).

    So, how do you think Val's coffee rates?

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    My coffee brings no one to the yard and no one tells me that it's better than yours ~ Valene Ew!-ing
     
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    I don't know about Karen or Valene's coffee but normally they would make some, they would sit down and chat, play with the cup during the conversation and very little would get drunk. So I think they both made terrible coffee.

    Also, not only could they not make great coffee but neither of them could match the milkshakes of Gary's sister-in -law, Pam.
     
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    Karen's coffee stinks of shit, it's what really killed Sid and then it drove Diana away to live with a nutjob. Joe came to stay for a while but then decided never to visit his sister again as her coffee almost killed him. Lay like lead in the guts he said. Karen's coffee also killed Linda Fairgate, made her a greedy sex crazed bitch and drove Lilimae away too.
    From what I have heard it also killed Laura and Ciji and caused Richard to have a breakdown. One cup of Karen's coffee made Gary sober for life and it made Bobby die, but only in Knots Landing.

    Val heard from Pat, who heard from Abby that Karen's coffee was brewed from beans that had been grown in that poison lake that almost ate Eric up at Lotus Point. And she reheated stale coffee in the microwave the same way she reheated all her frozen casseroles that her kids hated eating. Karen sucks.

    From what I understand Valene's coffee was delicious, it was made the way Miss Ellie showed her back in 67. Val also makes a mean pot of Chilli.
     
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    Val is a graduate of The Hot Biscuit Institute For Coffee Refills And Hash Slinging, for goodness' sake.

    What are Karen's qualifications?
     
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  5. tommie

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    Are you saying that Karen's coffee is so good that it creates alternate universes?
     
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    Juan Valdez tasted what Val did with his coffee. He then shot the mule and burned the mountain, then threw himself into a volcano.
     
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    No... That it's so bad it can ruin soap continuity and shatter reality.
     
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    Well she's a fully qualified and certified Pollyanna.
     
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    Karen's a fraud, she's not Pollyanna. I should know because she's my niece who came to live with me.

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    Karen is more polyester.
     
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    Karen is Polyfiller and everybody knows it.
     
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    You're all wrong. Val learned to make excellent coffee while working at a diner. Karen's coffee was good too. Ginger made the worst coffee on the cul de sac; coffee that Sid compared unfavorably to performing an oil change. That's the reason the neighbors never visited Ginger and Kenny. The smell of their house may have also been a factor. The previous owner had 17 cats (at last count) before Karen reported her to animal control. Ginger desperately wanted to replace the carpeting but Kenny spent all their savings on hi-fi equipment and Juice Newton records. Eventually Ginger grew tired of trying to fit in and persuaded Kenny they should move to Nashville.
     
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    Laura used to serve decaf and claim it was regular, just to p*ss 'em off.
     
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    Actually Karen is a Pollyanna wannabe.
    She says so herself "I am not a Pollyanna .... I want to be a Pollyanna "
    But she does have certified rose colored glasses.
     
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    HiFi equipment, records and hookers to be exact
     
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    Urrgghhhh….. That's so Karen. Saying she only aspires to be a Pollyanna when she knows fine well she already is one. Fishing for compliments if you ask me.
     
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    Kenny Ward: the only man in the entire Los Angeles record industry who isn't on cocaine.
     
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    He was just good at hiding it.
     
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    Maybe that was the secret ingredient in Karen's coffee. Diana was hiding her cocaine stash in the sugar bowl and Karen was unknowingly passing it around.
     
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    Like all LA people he does cocaine in the bathroom, where cameras can't see him
     
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