The Bachelor Soap Chat Dating Game: Task One

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  1. Ome

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    Following a week of hilarious introductions and some mighty fine flirtations, this week we start task number one.

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    Each player has submitted a poem they’ve written in hope of winning over the bachelor. Having read these poems, I believe Willie has a hard decision to make as he takes everyone’s poem into consideration, along with how they’ve interacted with him to decide who he is taking through to the next round.


    Each player must post their poem in this thread for Willie by Tuesday evening and Willie will make his decision by the end of Thursday.

    Each player will receive a Rose on Friday.

    Red Rose - You're through to the next round.
    Black Rose - Your journey comes to an end.


    Good luck everyone and enjoy the rest of your week.
     
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  2. Dick Deveraux

    Dick Deveraux Soap Chat Member

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    Hey, Willie. Was thinking of you over the weekend and I came up with this little ditty ;)


    Oh William, Sweet William,
    Is it true you are Dutch ?
    I’ve searched this whole Forum
    But no mention of such ?

    Could it be you live close
    To the Hague or in Leiden ?
    Or maybe you’re nearer
    To Emelee in Sweden ?

    Wherever your situ’
    Sweet William, please say ?
    For I’d love to drop by
    And then fly you away…

    To a place of your choosing,
    Maybe Paris or Rome ?
    It’s all up to you, Will’
    We could always stay home ?

    Where we’d snuggle up closely,
    Watch a movie, TV ?
    Or some Dynasty re-runs ?
    No pressure, we’ll see…..

    But whatever, Sweet William,
    You decide… Hey, it’s cool..?
    ‘Coz I know you’re a Gent'
    And you’re nobody’s fool.

    Oh William, Sweet William,
    You’ve got nothing to lose.
    For I’m “Cappuccino”….
    They’re all “Instant”, you choose.


    DD. x
     
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  3. Dwayne MegaCooley

    Dwayne MegaCooley Soap Chat Member

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    Here is a song I wrote,
    just a couple of minutes ago.
    I just had to think of you,
    And, Willie, voilà,
    From the bottom of my heart,
    Comes an original song,
    To the sweetest man I could ever know.

    :fondle:


    Sweet dreams are made of you
    Willie, you're diamond, others are bijou
    I travel the net
    And the seven forums,
    Every body's looking for your love.

    Some of them want to grease you
    Some of them want to be greased by you
    Some of them want to buy furs for you
    Some of them may be lying to you.

    Sweet dreams're made of your look
    Who'd be better for you than me?
    I'll show you the world
    And the seven seas
    Every Willie's looking for his Dwayne
    Hold your head up

    Kiss me once more, movin' on
    Give me your heart, movin' on
    Stay as you are, movin' on
    Feel my heat up
    Keep your heat up, movin' on
    Feel your heat up, movin' on
    Stay with me up, movin' on

    You know I am the one, don't you?
    You know I will give the whole world to you
    You know I'm here to stay by you
    You know we'd always have fun, me and you.

    Sweet Willie you're so close to me
    Together are great, don't you agree?

    :love:
     
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  4. Dick LeGrand

    Dick LeGrand Soap Chat Member

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    My dearest Willie this is for you...

    There was a young man named Willie
    Who wanted to write epic novels
    His father said Willie, you must not be silly
    Now pick up that bucket and shovel
    And so off on their travels they went

    While sweating and digging the ditches
    Young Willie would dream away...
    About heroes, and villains and bitches
    His father despaired! At Willie so gay...
    So off to the Navy young Willie was sent!

    To young Willie's surprise his ship was divine
    And the crew wasn't too shabby either
    Tight bellbottom pants and a jaunty lil' hats
    Young Willie was all in a fluster!

    A popular boy was Willie, so coy
    And up through the ranks he rose
    His father so proud when Willie returned
    And showed him his band of gold

    You've straightened your life
    I must meet your young wife
    And welcome her to the family

    Well father sit down,
    And please try not to frown
    You see I've married bloke named Dick!
     
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  5. The Prairie Wolf

    The Prairie Wolf Soap Chat Member

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    Hot sweaty flaming bodies
    Our souls entangled; disembodies
    Passion flowing through the veins
    Endorphins liberated inside our brains
    Curiously stroking without pride
    No secrets left to hide
    Shoulder pads and groovy dances
    Compared to me stand no chances
    Sensuously bare, in the moonlit night
    Come to me, come have a bite
    For you Willie, this I write
    To ask of you captivating delight
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    Kisses
     
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  6. Warm Hearted Hunk

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    Darling Willie,

    I'll tell you why I love thee,
    Though I don't know where to start,
    It's rare to find man who is,
    Both beautiful and smart.

    I'll tell you why I love thee,
    Though I don't know if I should,
    You're eyes are made of starlight,
    And your shoes are made of wood.

    I'll tell you why I love thee,
    And you must know this true,
    There's no one on the forum,
    Who makes me laugh as much as you.

    I'll tell you why I love thee,
    Though I don't know if I'm able,
    Your clothes are made of mink,
    With perhaps a touch of sable.

    I'll tell you why I love thee,
    What sets my heart on fire,
    Your thoughts are entertaining,
    Your ideas are inspired.

    So you now know why I love thee,
    I only hope that you can see,
    Though there's many men to choose from,
    It's none of them, its me...
     
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  7. Willie Oleson

    Willie Oleson SoapLand Battles Moderator

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    They're all fantastic and all very different. How am I supposed to rate them? (panic!)

    I couldn't write a poem to save my life (not even in Dutch) so I am very, very impressed.
    I know it's just a game but I can't help but feeling a little flattered by all this...:oops: When the game is over, all that love will vanish into cyberspace....I might need some post-Bachelor Game counselling:eek:
     
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  8. Stan

    Stan Soap Chat Member

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    For my lovely Willie :)


    Willie you're so handsome, I like you very much
    You’re a sight to behold and I’m desperate to touch
    I like your taste in music and share your sense of humour
    Stay the night with me Willie and let’s make it thunder.


    Let’s travel the world together, visit each and every coast
    I’ll carry the suitcases while you perspire in your coat
    I’ll keep our romance alive, my passion won’t ever wain
    I’ve the stamina of ten men so from my love you'll gain.


    So say you’ll be mine, I love your funny ways
    You and I together will set the bed ablaze
    Stan is the right guy for you any fool can see
    Pick me lovely Willie and set our love free.



    With love from Stan xxx :kiss:
     
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  9. Willie Oleson

    Willie Oleson SoapLand Battles Moderator

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  10. The Prairie Wolf

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    The love is here to stay.
     
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  11. Ome

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    A massive applause to all those who spent time working on their poem for Soap Chat's Top Bachelor.

    Willie has already expressed how dazzled he has been with everyone's effort and now he gets to play the card no one wants to see - well, unless they get through. I'm sure they will be more than happy to see someone ELSE eliminated.


    I wanted to take a few minutes to chat with our players, but I'm told they are all in the gym, working out and preparing for the next round.
     
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  12. Rocco

    Rocco Soap Chat Newbie

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    I live in Italy
    Where things are fine and free
    We live to please
    We live with ease
    And we like to get you on your knees!

    So come join me
    And I will make you be
    The happiest guy that you can see
    For miles around
    The hills abound
    Are meant for you and me


    :love:
     
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  13. SoapMeUp

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    @Willie Olseson I am sorry I haven been gone this poem is from my heart to yours and I hope I am not done.

    I had a family Crisis
    and here I could not be
    but my thoughts were of you and me
    I hope you can forgive me
    My family is important to me

    Everything is good now thankfully
    I can now spend all my time on you
    as I wanted you to know how much
    you mean too me.

    Let me whisk you away and forever we will
    live very happily.

    I will wrap you in comfort and the sex
    will make your head spin and I know that
    our love will last for all eternity.

    So I am asking for another chance?
    Will to give that to me?

    I am off to complete task Two now I hope that you will enjoy it as much as I do.
    I do hope I don't get a black rose from you. But show me the door if you must. :door:

    :kiss::mall:
    :love:
     
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