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  1. Willie Oleson

    Willie Oleson SoapLand Battles Moderator

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    lol
     
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  2. Stan

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    You’ve been in my thought’s today Willie, the island is full of snow and finally I’m sat close to my cosy open fire roasting my marshmallows ;)
    I was thinking about the plans for building the house and for my very own Prince Willie, I’ve decided to add an extra dressing room into the plans to accommodate your growing collection of coats, maybe something like this…

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    …with more mirrors naturally and maybe a larger chandelier, hope you approve?


    I must go now; my marshmallows are in danger of steaming, keep warm my lovely Willie x :love:
     
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  3. Stan

    Stan Soap Chat Member

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    One last thing...

    Ciao to Rocco! Good luck with Monica :hat:



    I'm still here!

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  4. Willie Oleson

    Willie Oleson SoapLand Battles Moderator

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    Fab! It reminds me of Karen Walker's walk-in closet - oh wait, that was just the shoes, wasn't it?
     
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  5. Dick LeGrand

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    Hello sweet Willie. Sorry it's been so long since I dropped in. I have been rushed off my feet with The Tide Also Turns, but that has all paid off and we finally hit the number 1 spot in the ratings. It's the biggest show in America! Some say the world! And as such the cast has banded together and asked for a hefty pay rise which the network has agreed to. Which is just as well, now I can spend a fortune on your makeover. Not that you need much help, but it will be nice to treat you. Something classic, effortlessly and confidently manly and sexy I think.

    Ok Willie boy... Must run, I'm doing a movie of the week with Madeleine Stowe and Tori Spelling. It's called One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other. It's a really great script. Byeeee.. xxooxxxoo
     
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  6. Richard Channing

    Richard Channing Soap Chat Star

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    A movie with Tori Spelling!! Wow!!! Your career must really be going places.
     
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  7. Dick LeGrand

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    I only took the role because my character gets to violently murder Tori's 47 different ways and the budget doesn't allow for stunt people! I want to personally thank her for making Emma Samms become Fallon. If you know what I mean.
     
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  8. Willie Oleson

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    I've heard David Hasselhoff is in it too, is that right? I so want to see it!
    Incidentally, they're looking for actors for the remake of "The Lonely Lady"...I think it would be a great choice for your career.

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  9. Willie Oleson

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    If you continue to ridicule my lovely Dicky then I'll have to ask you to leave this thread.
    :D
     
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  10. Dick LeGrand

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    Yes, it's true he plays my son in a dream sequence set 100 years in the future. It also features a cameo from The Pope and a guest appearance from The Shroud of Turin. It's a very spiritual picture.
    I have optioned the rights to "The Lonely Lady" and am negotiating with some bigwigs in Hollywood about turning it into a 4 part miniseries shot in Europe and LA. To be closer to you Willie.
     
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  11. Dick LeGrand

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    Try as he may, he can not make a Dick this big feel small.
     
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  12. Willie Oleson

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    Don't worry, I know exactly how to handle a man like Richard Channing.
    And there's a special cell reserved for him in Walnut Grove Prison:)
     
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  13. Richard Channing

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    Tori Spelling is the most beautiful and talented actress in the world and I am her number one fan. How dare you even suggest that my enthusiasm for Dick is not sincere. It seems like you're saying that Tori is a terrible actress with no talent and a spoiled rich kid whose career is over. If you continue to ridicule Tori in this way I shall have no choice but to have you removed from the forum entirely. LEAVE TORI ALONE!!!

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    Also, @Dick LeGrand, can you get me Tori's autograph before you violently murder her 47 times?
     
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  14. Willie Oleson

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    So you can take my place as The Bachelor?

    Absolutely not.
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    Out of respect for my four-legged friends, I only wear fake, but very realistic looking, fur. I don't wear my friends. That'd be perverse in the ugly way. I am okay with fun harmless perverse though. *wink* *wink*

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  16. The Prairie Wolf

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    And I see you've become quite sofisticated. However, a pig wearing lipstick is still a pig. A frog in a suit is still a frog.
     
  17. Willie Oleson

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    Is this my new outfit?
     
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  18. Dwayne MegaCooley

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    Sweetie Willie:

    I was looking at the sunset and its beauty made me think of you, how wonderful this would be if you were by my side...

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    So you are supposed to be given a makeover...Well, of all the things I´d like to give you, that is the last one I´d think of. Those who know me think I´m a rebel...and now I know that you are my cause. Though here is what I would really give you:
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    This is my present for you. Take a deep breath and look at your reflection in it. Do you really know that there is something that may be improved? Or re-imagined, or re-styled? I think not.

    This mirror is just like you: It´s the most expensive glass mirror ever made by Italian designers. Actually, it was reportedly used in a few scenes of "The Colbys" as Sable´s mirror (who else´s?). They say that Aaron Spelling gave it to his daughter Tori afterwards, but she couldn´t value the gift: she sold it on e-bay the day after the reading of her dad´s will.

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    I saw the mirror on the net and bought it thru my agent in Florence. Beauty for a beauty, from my heart to your heart. The only thing you need to change is your loneliness. So you only have to call me to change that. Or whistle. Because you know how to whistle, can´t you...?

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    Let me tell you a secret: I was in Florence for my 18th birthday. I promised myself that someday, somehow, I´d return there with someone truly special. Could it be you? Will it be you? We could tour the whole Tuscany and enjoy the sights and wines, as well as the open air lovemaking...

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    :kiss:
     
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  19. Toni

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    ...and @Stan: Nobody shakes my Kermit but moi!!​
     
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    Would you please Ms. Pigette be careful with what you post here (are you participating too? Not sure if Willie likes mudbathing!)?

    This is a very nice place devoted to the one and only @Willie Oleson, madam, and there is no need to so rude and offensive!! You should be ashamed!! And remember what "uneducated people" would do in this situation!


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