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  1. Willie Oleson

    Willie Oleson SoapLand Battles Moderator

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    Hear, hear!:)
     
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  2. Willie Oleson

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    Wow, that would be like, the biggest reboot ever! We need a great lineup for the re-opening ceremony...let's see, how about ABBA, Baccara and The Three Degrees?
     
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  3. Dick LeGrand

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    Along with Bianca Jagger, Diana Ross, Liza Minnelli, Grace Jones, Cher, Lauran Hutton, Joan Collins, Stephanie Powers...
     
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  4. The Prairie Wolf

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    I can set up a Studio 54. I've got the connections and great locations. I would of course invite all you boys, but the premiaire night belongs only to me and Willie. (I'm selfish that way......) I want to treat this special guy to a night he'll never forget. But lifelong VIP-passes for all our closest friends.
     
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  5. The Prairie Wolf

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    Add free sexy undies for all and you have my vote, Sir.
     
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  6. Dick Deveraux

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    Great idea.

    @Willie Oleson Don't worry, Willie. I'd make sure ours were matching o_O

    DD. x
     
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    If I were the new president of the USA, for a start, I wouldn´t wear an awful wig or badly dyed hair. I'd have my hair cut every day to look flawless. My white teeth would shine brighter every day, just like that:

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    Since I think one has to be an original, I´d rebuild the oval office to make it all heart-shaped, even the lite donuts for breakfast:

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    You yourself have to feel comfortable to make others comfortable too. Instead of chairs, I´d put sitting balls everywhere. It must be great feeling you are surrounded by balls all day long.

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    I´d take all the reality shows and schedule them in one free channel so everybody who loves them could watch them. But no other reality show should be aired by any network or cable TV at all. Give the people what they want, but don´t make the others swallow the same thing if they can watch instead...

    Good old primetime shows!!

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    I´d have the soaps´ masters cleaned up and adapted to widescreen, and schedule them every night of every day. So if you have watched the episode in question, you better do other things like cuddling with your baby...

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  8. Willie Oleson

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    That's what I would do too:)
    Ha!
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  9. The Prairie Wolf

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    Spending the evening thinking about you Willie. I got a present for you. Not a bribe, I hope that won't be needed. I wrapped it for you today. I hope you like big hard packages like me.
     
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  10. Dick LeGrand

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    Ahem.... I hope that's a stainless steel coffee table you got him.
     
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  11. The Prairie Wolf

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    Ummmhhhh..... no. Its more sitable than that.
    Not a chair btw
     
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  12. Dick Deveraux

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    :D

    Well, I hope you've thought this through. I don't think he has the pelvis for a Penny Farthing ??

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    DD. x
     
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    Hi Willie, great question. Here's what I would do:


    I would have a robot version of myself made who could attend boring meetings and conferences while I'm living it up. I may or may not have sex with it until I'm united with my true love (thats you btw).

    The White house would be converted into a theme park for me and my friends with roller coasters going in some windows and coming out on windows the other side. There would also be water slides that would do the same thing. The back garden would have a fair with pony rides, stalls with yummy food and also a giant wave machine also fitted with a giant smoke machine and DJ. There would probably be regular foam parties too.

    Also all White house staff would now need to wear this outfit with roller skates, just for my amusement.

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    Hollywood would be given strict orders to bring back the mini series. One might even be about me, my rise to power and my glamorous lifestyle.

    I would have my own private luxury space station built just in case I really screw things up and accidentally start World War 3.
     
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  14. Willie Oleson

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    Oh, but bribes are very welcome. I have no scruples.
     
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  16. Willie Oleson

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    Good! Then I can use it when you're not available, like, sleeping or something like that.
    Yes! Starting with the complete Kent Chronicles and California Gold by John Jakes, The Courtney Saga By Wilbur Smith, The Great Alone by Janet Dailey and The Savages Series by Fred Mustard Stewart:)
    And there are many more epic stories that would work very well as a mini-series. Bring them back!
     
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  17. Willie Oleson

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    Good. I wasn't feeling guilty about it anyway.

    Why in God's name would I buy Willie something so silly?

    I bought you something more useful and very delicious. I tried one myself.... couldn't resist.


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    :kiss: :kiss: Enjoy, and think of someone.........
     
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  19. The Prairie Wolf

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    @Willie Oleson what are you doing this evening? I think you should be getting as much sleep as you can. If you choose me, I'll be keeping you awake for a long long time.
     
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  20. Dick Deveraux

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    I guess you snore ? :rolleyes:
     
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