Should a grizzly bear attack Blake's Rocky Mountain mansion?

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  1. Snarky's Ghost

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    I can see a drooling grizzly breaking down a door and chasing a terrified Alexis or Krystle down the hall, can't you?

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    I'd love to see Kwyshteena being terrorized by the bear.
     
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    Yes, and it could turn out to be the same grizzly which attacked Krystle Grant as a child when her family was in Dayton, Ohio, travelling a thousand miles and thirty years to find her in Denver.

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    Wasn't he accused of killing and eating Iris Grant?
     
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    He did eat Iris Grant.
     
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    But he got away with it, mostly thanks to the Save The Grizzly Lobby led by Ashley Rasmussen (before she married Mitchell), the snooty daughter of a famous conductor and an artistic swimmer/Olympic medalist.

    Now I could see this becoming a point of tension when she arrives in Denver.
     
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    And Alexis never figures out that she's being chased by the bear because she's wearing a dress made out of candy. Which bears like.

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    Shouldn't the bear "come back for Krystle" in the season 7 cliff hanger? (instead of Matthew)
     
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    Perfect, yes. In concert with that avalanche.
     
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    It's really beautiful to combine nature and soap. See, that bear has been searching for Krystle for years, if he wasn't so murderous it would almost be poignant.
    Do you want the avalanche for season 7?
    Or, wait wait wait, animals have instinct. The bear "feels" there's something terribly wrong so he leaves the mountains and accidentally shows up at the Carrington mansion.
    Needless to say the bear is very distressed and therfore very dangerous.
    It's not as theatrical as the search for Krystle but it makes more sense. But it could still be the same bear, the one who ate Iris.

    They could also show Adam and Dana being surprised by the avalanche.
    "Oh my god, it's coming Adam, faster, faster!" Boom, scream, crash.

    But no cliffhanger for Alexis, I still want her to play with that snowglobe just before it all happens.
    "Is this what it is, my Denver dream...just a snowglobe? Damn you, Dex, damn you Blake, damn...all of you!" *smash!*
     
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    And what is to be the fate of this bear? Shot and killed I imagine. And what then? A coat for Alexis? A fireside rug for Blake and Krystle to have sex on?
     
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    Easy: Sable Colby would read about the bear and would buy it and give it to dear Frankie as a Christmas gift, hoping to get rid of that slut sister of hers that she can´t beeeeeaaaar!!!

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    Shot on the steps by Captain Handler? Spirited off by a flying saucer? There are just so many options.
     
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    And of course Alexis would bribe/blackmail the D.A.

    "It was all Krystle's fault, wasn't it?"
     
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    Amanda is crawling out of the wrecked cabin after the avalanche.
    "I'm alive!" she sighs.
    Suddenly, the bear spots her and lounges at her as Amanda lets out a scream.
    *FADE TO BLACK*
     
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    I see the bear appearing in one of the later seasons when the network was going after a younger demographic.

    Steven, Sammy Jo, Clay and Leslie are all at Steven's cabin for a week. Both Sammy Jo and Leslie are pursuing Clay even though Steven is supposedly Sammy Jo's date. Sammy Jo and Leslie are picking berries while Steven and Clay are pursuing more "manly" (and extremely homoerotic) activities. The two women have been exchanging catty barbs all day and seem to be on the verge of a catfight when a bear comes out of the woods. We cut from closeups of Sammy Jo and Leslie screaming to grainy stock footage (leftover from "Wild Kingdom") of a wild bear. Hearing the screams, Steven and Clay rush to the rescue. We're treated to the sight of Jack Coleman and Ted McGinley wrestling a slightly built stuntman wearing an old, moth-eaten bear costume. Defeated, the bear retreats back into the woods (more stock footage). The two women embrace their heroes.

    I'd like to see Steven's cabin as the sight of numerous catastrophes that befall the Carringtons every few years: fire, bear attacks, avalanches, etc. Every time they go there they have a brush with death - but does that stop them? No, they keep going back.

    What's the next catastrophe? Killer bees!
     
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    As someone that lives in Denver, yes, I could see this happen. However, perhaps it would be more realistic for it to be a mountain lion instead. I know, I know... the show was never concerned with Denver realism, but think of the possibilities! Said mountain lion could hiss in Alexis' face, and she could hiss RIGHT BACK at it!
     
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    Although, much like UFOs, that seems more like FALCON CREST!
     
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    I see Melissa as the victim (she survives but is temporarily disfigured) with Angela standing on the porch of Falcon Crest witnessing the attack. You know Angela is somehow responsible but she is never made to pay for her crime.
     
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