Is Jesus about to turn 2023 on April 16th?

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    Some astrologers think so, and so does the Vatican which has apparently known for many centuries that Jesus was an arab born on April 16, 6 BC.

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    That would make him almost 64 billion seconds old!
     
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    Think of the candles :D
     
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    He's still younger than Victoria.
     
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    Of course! Why didn't I think of this before. It all makes sense now....

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    The Vatican also knows that Jesus was jewish, had a girlfriend, spoke Aramiac and was Joesphs biological son. However, they don't know which Kardashian he would prefer. Pope Frances swears it has to be Kim, but the majority of the Cardinals have put in their veto on it.

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    It's all a bit hard to believe isn't it.
     
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