Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Dew Melons, Nov 22, 2018.
...to all my American Friends
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who celebrates it!
On Thursday's episode of Murphy Brown, the overtly un-domestic Murphy decided to cook dinner for her son and all their friends. Everyone involved sensed disaster on the horizon. She bought one of those hideously expensive, "organic, cruelty-free" turkeys from a farm in Vermont, then had to call the "Turkey Hotline" for advice on how to cook it since...well, she'd never even turned on her oven prior to this.
Murphy: "What do I do now? I've got a $350 turkey here."
Turkey Hotline Guy [on phone]: "$350?! What's it stuffed with? iPhones?"
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