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Discussion in 'Dynasty' started by Michael Torrance, Jul 7, 2020.

  1. Michael Torrance

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    So, here are the rules:
    The following characters from the Dynastyverse are off limits:
    Blake, Krystle (but not Rita), Alexis, both Stevens, both Fallons, Adam, Claudia, Sammy Jo, both Amandas, Jeff, Dex, Sable, Miles.

    I had to include Sable despite only guesting in a few season 6 episodes and then starring in season 9 since I know so many of us love her, and I had to include Miles since everyone and their siblings would want to do him.

    From anyone else, choose three and name whom you would bang, whom you would marry (or romantically date), and whom you would kill.
     
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    Bang Tony.
    Marry Tony.
    Kill Mrs Gunnersen, because I saw the way she was looking at Tony.
     
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  3. GillesDenver

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    Gerard needs to die, he is so bland.

    I would bang Tony and marry Luke (well he's dead but I don't care about "details", like the Dynasty writers).
     
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    Bang Clay Fallmont
    Bang Cash Cassidy
    Bang Tony
    Bang Luke Fuller
    Bang Kolia
    Bang Josh Harris
    Bang all of Alexis's secretaries except the girl from season 9

    Kill the Devil Bus

    I'm not the marrying kind

    EDIT - Bang Roger Grimes - Yes, I'd do a dead man!
    EDIT X 2 - Ok maybe only in my dreams?
     
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  5. Michael Torrance

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    Mmmm, Kolia and ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ these eyes to die for...
     
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    Bang John Zorelli
    Bang Roger Grimes
    Not the marrying type either, but If I had to do it, I need to find a good reason. So... money? Marry Cecil Colby. And give him a sex stroke. Oh, that means I have my "marry and kill" all in one...

    If not :
    Kill Galen of Moldavia. Twice. To make sure.
     
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  7. Willie Oleson

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    Bang Frankie, just to prove my point on the forum.
    Marry Peter and persuade Spelling to give me my Euronasty spin-off.
    Kill Gordon Wales and then frame Blake and Alexis.
     
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  8. Michael Torrance

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    The point being that Frankie is only attractive to gay men?
    You won. Game, set, and match. ;)
     
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    You'd probably have to date, or more likely marry Sable for Frankie to even look at you.
     
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    Sleep with Sammy
    Kill Tracey at Denver C artyington
     
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    Kos clay for stories from the love boat and certain not romance aasmmyjo is more to my liking
     
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    I would bang Tony, Sean, Clay & Kolya all together and marry Luke.
    Together we kill the whole Attkinson bunch ...
     
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    Bang and marry Caress.
    Kill Frankie or Ben or Mark or the prince.

    If Sable or Alexis were avaliable, i would change my bangs and marries.
     
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  14. Michael Torrance

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    Many of my choices have already been taken, but nonetheless:
    Bang Ben. A second bang would be all of Alexis' male secretaries. I guess the second would qualify as a gang-bang.
    Marry Luke. (Everybody loved him--damn you, Moldavian terrorists and Aaron Spelling).
    Kill Sean. A second choice would be Nick. A third would be Mark--and yes, I know I'd have to wear a wig to do it.
     
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    Bang Frankie again (it was really good, everybody loves her- straight and gay)
    Marry Dana (but I would be wearing that fabulous wedding dress)
    Kill Krystina (and then frame LB and Danny)
     
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    Kill Galen, Kirby and Krystina
    Bang Luke and Yuri (Really I want Blake)
    Marry Joseph (to get access to the house), or Nick (and bang him extra hard).


    I love the word "sex stroke".
     
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    Even though I am straight I still say bang Clay

    Kill Tracey and all the Moldavians
     
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    Sex Stroke, Karate Whore... Thanks, I like to come up with that kind of word combinations.
     
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