Discussion in 'US Soaps Forum' started by Alexis, Jan 23, 2019.
Even more than the silver turkey baster?
Let's not mention that
So I am nearing the 100th episode now. Caitlyn and Cole are trying to run away, but as this is a daytime soap they are being overtaken by passing snails and a sloth. Gregory manages to apprehend them and be all shouty which is strangely hot. He could be shouting in that grotto with Cole and Caitlyn for the next 9 episodes which would only be one morning in Sunset Beach. EDIT - I'm wrong. Cole pushed Gregory and then he and Caitlyn legged it and off they ran...
Gregory is also representing Cole's mother Elaine during her murder trial which is only slightly less engrossing that the O.J Simpson trial.
Gabby is being a slutty little minx and trying to seduce Ricardo right under half sister Paula's nose. Taking lots of steamy showers and walking around in a towel or a micro bikini the normal stuff you wear when staying at your sisters boyfriends one bedroom studio.
Bette and Oliva have a weird friendship. They are kind of Frienimies. And at the same time they are engaged in a battle of soaptastic wig proportions. I don't think I will know who the victor is until I have seen the last episode. You can always enjoy some diva hair porn when Bette and Olivia are on screen. I love it!!!!!
Vanessa is being shipped off to Hong Kong to work as a boring reporter there. Only I know she wont leave, because she's jealous of Virginia and rightly so. That bitch has designs on Michael. But Vanessa is a fool to trifle with Virginia cos that whack job is gonna unless the Voodoo. I'm just here quietly counting down the days until I see Vanessa's face starts looking like a rice krispie treat!
Meg's mom and dad have arrived from Kansas and aren't too taken with flashy mysterious Ben Evens. Especially when he weirdly reveals that some people think he killed his wife Maria. That was kind of an awkward thing to drop into the conversation at such an early stage. Buy hey!
Annie and ridiculously attractive Tim (who needs to wear less clothes and definitely not a suit!) have formed a bond and united to break up Ben and Meg. I hope the plan involves Tim in speedos.
Well I have dived back into the murky waters of Sunset Beach. Casey's mum has shown up, Alex Mitchum. She's some explorer/world known photographer. Always in some random part of the world. She's played by Barbara Mandrell who is some kind of weird hybrid of Ann Margret and Angie Dickinson. I mean it's weird as hell and I love her for it. I want her to stick around but I remember that this doesn't end well and that she's got some kind of terminal illness and dies pretty soon. Which is a shame as I do like the actress. Apparently she's a big shot country singer. Hey Ho...
Olivia and Bette have been talking, and then Olivia felt queasy. Never the dimwit Bette, realises that Olivia is suffering from morning sickness. She's pregnant with Cole's baby! Obviously her daughter Caitlyn is peeing on a sick as I type and will soon discover she is also pregnant by the stud muffin supreme! And then follows one of the most exciting storylines from this show that I can remember. Apparently Olivia is two weeks pregnant, and it feels like she slept with Cole 9 months ago. I would guess she's going to pregnant for at least a year in real time.
Speaking of memorable stories from the show, Ben is having more Maria flashbacks, and pushing that swing on the beach with nobody in it while looking all dreamy. And getting into cryptic arguments with Ricardo, Maria's brother about her death. It's all heating up right now. I mean in one episode I have had about 6 flashback scenes all amounting to nothing. Is it really a flashback if they don't actually remember anything or further the story. Or is it really just stalling for time?
I am really loving Annie and Tim's dastardly duo thing. I think there is a strange '60s tv vibe about them and I am here for it. I want them to flirt more though and explore that angle, and I know it doesn't happen. They really should have paired them up at some point romantically.
Caitlyn's hair just gets bigger and bigger every time she appears. It's ginormous!
Barbara Mandrell has a list of country-music awards a mile long. As a child I remember watching her variety show. I think her trip to Sunset Beach was her only major acting effort; I would liken it to Betty White's turn on The Bold and the Beautiful, a sort of stunt casting where a performer known from a different genre takes a soap role just to see if they can do it. I liked the sight gag of tall, hot Casey having this petite mother.
Oh, and if a man is going to go around creating lots of babies with random women, at least it's a drop-dead gorgeous hunk like Cole. People who look like that ought to be encouraged to have dozens of equally beautiful children....to cancel out all the ugly, stupid people having packs of equally ugly, stupid kids.
So I have still been watching away. Casey's mom Alex has revealed that she's dying from terminal cancer. It's actually going on a lot longer than I expected or remembered. I could have sworn she was only a handful of episodes but she's still here. I like her though, I just wish the story was something different.
Annie and Tim's plotting to keep Ben and Meg apart is really picked up. Annie, has splattered fake blood all over Maria's locked art studio then planted seeds for Meg to see what lies beyond the locked door. Of course Meg breaks in and dresses up in Maria's wedding dress and steals her diary. Cos' that's the kind of shit Meg does.
Anyways unknown to Meg Annie has forged some diary entries in Maria's old diary to plant seeds that Ben is a dangerous man and could even have killed her. It's all a bit much... I love it! While all this is going on Ben just seems to be getting ever more nuts and ever more grumpy.
Meg continues to be ultra annoying. I really cant believe how much I rooted for her as a teenager. Like she was my favourite character. What little I knew of the world.
Olivia booked an appointment to have an abortion to get rid of Cole's baby. Of course wires got crossed, as she booked the appointment under the name of Mrs Cole. When Olivia was out Caitlyn answered a call confirming the appointment. Initially thinking it was a routine doctor appointment she missed. She asks a few questions and learns the appointment is for an abortion. She races to the hospital and finds Olivia and she explains she needs to have the abortion as Gregory would not forgive her having another mans child, actually the child is Caitlyn's husband's.
Meanwhile back at the Richards house, Cole and Olivia cant find their respective wives, then Rose the maid says that Caitlyn went to the hospital. They go to the hospital in a panic and Gregory pesters the staff looking for his wife. All the while Olivia is a few feet away about to have her abortion. She hesitates feeling something strange...
This lasts approximately 167 days. I think they are all still at the hospital, but right now we are focused on Gabby's trying to get Mark to believe that Ricardo has been coming on to her, even though it's very much the other way around.
I spoke to soon about Alex... She and Casey are leaving town for a while to find some treatment. Off to Oslo to start a clinical trial. I have NO MEMORY of this.
Meg has just handed her notice in to Ben, she's quitting her job. Guess Annie's creative writing worked.
It's funny seeing how they are redressing and reusing some of the sets. The Richards family living room is also the fancy restaurant Julien's that most of the richer characters dine at. They just put plants everywhere and some tables and chairs. Also Olivia and Gregory's bedroom has been used as a few other homes, including Coles' grandma Deschanel.
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