It's actually kind of incredible that Ashley Hamilton is so utterly devoid of any acting talent or charisma or proof of life. I mean he's more wooden than the sets. I know George Hamilton was no Marlon Brando, but I mean he was a decent enough actor. He knew what he was doing. Apparently the apple fell very far from the tree. Like into another field, over a fence somewhere. He's just terrible. I mean so terrible that I know he's been in less than 15 episodes because like, he's still here, but it feels like he's been in 178 episodes so far. Enough about that though. I have decided that the Sunset Beach opening credits are my favourite soap credits EVER! That bluesy Jazzy sultry sax and that pinky poinky piano amazingness. Those dramatic black and white sexy head shots with the occasional Laura Avery head spin. They are the best! Now we have Meg's ex Tim working for Gregory Richards, as his chauffer/spy. Spying on his daughter Caitlyn and his son Sean. Caitlyn is seeing Cole Deschanel and Gregory is not happy about this... I'm not too happy about it either, but I'll feel better when the head swop happens. Sean is seeing Tiffany, or as I like to call her, Big Mouth. I mean it's huge, like looking into a cave. I can never decide who's the worst actor Sean or Tiffany... I also have no idea why Gorgeous dreamboat Mark is in love with Tiffany. She thinks he's a piece of shit, because she's dumb as shit and prefers the spawn of Spelling. Paula and Ricardo have gotten engaged.... Yada, yada .yada, etc, etc... Paula's sister Gabby has shown up, but nobody knows she's her sister yet, and Eddie is kinda seeing her now. Annie faked her death by incineration at the crematorium. She's now hiding out in Ben's while he tries to find out who really killed her father. Meg's in love with Ben who she now knows is SB. However she thinks Ben is now seeing another woman because she accidentally saw Annie get out of the shower at Ben's house. She didn't see it was Annie, just that it was a woman. Annie has twigged that Meg's into Ben and has just launched into feud mode... She calls her little miss Sunshine and other such names. I love Annie. Plot twist! Meg is an unbelievable twat! I loved her back in the day and she was the heroine to me, she seemed so right and so good. Now watching it all these years later she's just an annoying nob! Either I was a stupid kid that didn't know nothin, or life has blackened my once tender heart. Vanessa the reporter, bla, bla, bla, South Central, yada, yada, yada, Michael the lifeguard, Jamal Mohamod, Crime, Gangsta, Safe house, bla, bla, bla, etc, etc, etc, She's wearing a neckerchief I want her to die! Please just give her Martins Syndrome now! Where is the Terror Island Slasher? Please... Anyone? Kill her. I'm just here praying for the new Cole to show up along with Adam Carrington/AJ Deschanel.