Jim to Nasty Nick after his accident "people would rather donate to donkeys in Arabia that help you".
Nick Cotton is due for another return stint methinks.
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07-24-2012, 10:17 AM #21Soapy Director
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07-24-2012, 08:18 PM #22SoapChat Set Designer
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Originally Posted by Emmerdalefan
Be careful what you wish for.....
on the other hand....NO BLOODY WAY do we want THAT utter loser back...or his vile hellspawn of a daughter.....
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07-28-2012, 12:35 PM #23SoapChat Costume designer
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nana moon: alfie, I've decided I want to get cremated.
alfie: come on then, get your coat.
'its liza with a z, not lisa with an s.'
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07-28-2012, 12:51 PM #24Chat Show Host
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"I'm up to Mojitos in Alfie's cocktail book. I didn't have any mint so I used parsley instead."
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08-01-2012, 11:15 PM #25SoapChat Costume designer
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arthur: Is it true we're having Dot for Christmas?
pauline: No, we're having turkey, same as always.'its liza with a z, not lisa with an s.'
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Pat's "bacon sandwich" line at Janine's wedding was great!
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08-31-2012, 02:16 PM #27Soapy Director
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1986 Ethel Skinner says on Willy her dog being missing "He may be a fur hat now".
Ethel in 1986 about someone she knew "she never knew her husband was a drunk until he came home one night sober".
Ethel saying "My willy" was always quite humorous.My avatar is an autograph of Coronation Street's Philip Lowrie (Dennis Tanner, an original character) which he personalised for me.
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09-02-2012, 05:17 PM #28Soapy Director
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Wicksy falls over and bangs his head in 1986 in the pub and Ethel says "He may have concession".
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10-31-2012, 10:08 PM #29SoapChat Costume designer
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Kat to Anthony:
"Coq A Vin? I thought that was sex in a lorry!"'its liza with a z, not lisa with an s.'
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