TNT Dallas caption thread!

**Jessie** · 07-07-2012, 04:53 AM

Great stuff love this thread.

**Mrs. JR Ewing** · 07-07-2012, 04:57 AM

Originally Posted by DallasFan20yearslate

"I will shoot you, then I will spend an hour and 45 minutes telling you why I shot you"

Lmao! And don't forget the holy than thou looks and attitude!

**MsTexas73** · 07-07-2012, 06:17 PM

Good stuff y'all!!! I actually laughed till tears at a few.

**Mrs. JR Ewing** · 07-11-2012, 04:56 AM

Ken: "Don't let Erectile Dysfunction slow things down. Viagra, America's most prescribed ED treatment, can help you enjoy a more satisfying sexual experience. Ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you! Oh crap! Please Dallas fanatics! Make sure I'm on season 2 or I'm gonna have to keep pitching this love torpedo drug to pay the rent!"

**DallasFan20yearslate** · 07-11-2012, 05:36 AM

Ok the erectile dysfunction thing....I did a spit take

**Vote4Cliff** · 07-11-2012, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by Mrs. JR Ewing

Ken: "Don't let Erectile Dysfunction slow things down. Viagra, America's most prescribed ED treatment, can help you enjoy a more satisfying sexual experience. Ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you! Oh crap! Please Dallas fanatics! Make sure I'm on season 2 or I'm gonna have to keep pitching this love torpedo drug to pay the rent!"

Hey!!!!

**ronald mascot** · 02-01-2013, 01:04 AM

**Lovely Linda** · 02-01-2013, 01:34 AM

Hilarious

Unregistered · 02-01-2013, 08:03 PM

Shower scene:

JR : damn! This shower water is something else! For the first time in 70 year I have a whole chest full of hair. And look at Bobby his breads haven't been that big and firm in over 15 years. Hell, forget oil I am going to start hawking this water crap!

Luvmesumjrse