...Ready to roll...?

[Callam James Callas]

...good to go. Pauslen was. He didn't waste a single second in bringing us all the things that Cherry tried to. I love cherry. Not coke. I like apples aswell. Green ones could be sour but juicy red ones are nice. Doesn't fall very far from the preverable tree, does it...? A long the way, writers sometimes brought us the very best andput me in mind of Twin Peaks. Now there was a novelty. Crime, illusion, morbidlity, frailty. Just the very realistic approached scared me to death. Picture a clown with that kind of make-up. Hmmm. Shows which could run and run. Who was her stalker in the end? Who was Maggie's stalker in Falcon Crest? Did Alexis ever have one?

When trying to finish what, coud only be described as the beginning of the end, producers must have run into difficulties in attracting and mainting it's targeted audience. Desperate Housewives called for long shots when crying out in every avaliablity when given extreme close-up.

Maybe I'm just a bit of a "demanding" viewer but I saw glimpses of Falcon Crest and Knots Landing which I had hoped the programme could continue, but, alas the close-ups weren't ones I could bank on in any certainty.

Hold on, I'm a bit confused. Having just watched the final episode I couldn't make out what the new-bie was saying. Something she whsipered whlst hiding the box. Very touching. A woman with secrets. What would Barbara Taylor Bradford do. Make a huge fortune , from basically, telling the same old story over and over again.

Hold on, I next a fix of season one...

ALW: ...You do indeed my boy. Maybe you'll learn something.

[alexis]

I feel like I'm trapped in an asylum and I can't escape because outside the wolves are baying for my blood. Did someone spike the fruit punch or did I spike it myself. I believe I have stalked Alexis in mirrors and maybe burried a Houber or was it a Grimes? Theres a voice inside my head that yells CUT!!! And they strike the set and I the wig stays on. Theres lippy on my teeth and a lady in a limo and "Oh Mary Alice! What did you do?"........... I married Bobby Ewing and adopted Gabby's gardener.

Pam Ewing called.... She won't be home for dinner.

[Callam James Callas]

Schloxxx...this is nailbiting stuff gals and guys.

Hmmm..."Alexis" I don't think it was that. All I can make out is, umm, "it's not me..." !!!

ALW: ...Well done my boy. You're certainly learning.

[alexis]

The voices on the phone can't be trusted... there is no face. And voices from limo's again can't be trusted because you see the actress hasn't been cast yet. Aside from that Paulsen is in control though and if you rewind the falling of the balcony scene you will see that the cast of DYNASTY rise again and take up their places in the Carlton to throw bitchy insults at eachother and choke on hairspary.

[Callam James Callas]

ALW: ...Gosh, this is like talking to a brick wall.

I'm so bored I may aswell reply myself. Anyway, guess what??? I've had another check and the last line is definently "IT'S NOT ME" !!! Apologies for shouting. All I can make out (so far) is that she (the pretty one) ends up charged with the murder of her lover-boy gardner. (Ever wondered where he went???) Please see "Do not fold spindle or mutilate" over at Knots. They, errr...done it better. Even Brookside done it better. But DH...no. I'm sorry but it was yet another flaw in the writing. Always a few diamonds short of a cluster. Jesus!!! Even Diahann Carroll done it better...!!!

[alexis]

Can someone call Bree and tell her that Beth Jordache and Abby Ewing are here to tarmack the driveway and redo the patio? Apparently "it's not her"

[Callam James Callas]

Aah...Kyle MacLachlan. Even he dies in the end. Or does he? Cherry must have been breezily sipping on his ice cold moet to even notice the one that got away. I know! Let's talk about sex and apply it to rocket technology. Fourth grad stuff. All jazz and no hat.

ALW: ...Anyone for tennis?

[Callam James Callas]

...No ALW, I'm not watching the game either. I'm so far up the jacksee of season one that I forgot to pack some toothpaste.

[Callam James Callas]

No. I'm just not following it.

ALW: What?

The tennis obviously.