Honestly!! I really have to scream it from the rooftops..... that bloody hyperactive, mega-annoying, goo-goo-eyed, cocky gobshyte johnny come lately Fatboy has to be THE most insufferably irritating newcomer EVER in the entire history of EastEnders. I mean, every single mannerism, that bloody damned godawful cackling voice - over-excited, over-hysterical, fingers-down-the-blackboard hideously grating - them stupid bulging eyes and moronically retarded facial expressions.... just EVERYBLOODYTHING ABOUT THE F***FACED GET, makes me wanna kick the TV screen in whenever his excruciating fizzog appears.
In fact, I'd say he is now my most hated soap character of all - yes, even surpassing my previously most despised, which is that contrived mincing pig-faced pranny Sean Tully from Corrie.
Truly, my idea of bliss is to have BOTH of these insufferable c-o-c-k-s steamrollered live on telly..... no other soap characters have ever annoyed me as much as these two have, not since Reg Holdsworth at any rate....
Aaaaaaaarrrghhhhhhh!! SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL THE BOTH OF THEM!!!!
I'm still loving Fat Boy.
"Tyranny is the deliberate removal of nuance"
watch HOME AND AWAY instead , no one's fat on that show. Or gay. Or very interesting at the moment.
"If someone wants to punch me in the mouth , then stand up and do it "
But they do have a black guy with Chinese parents. I caught a snippet and don't quite get the connection.Originally Posted by sunshineboyuk
Anyway I like Fatboy, I think its the false coloured eye contacts.
Tempo al tempo
Oh the 7 foot huge Mowri bloke, yeah he's ( bend mendingly) sleeping with Leah. That must be like a natural history documentary ....
"If someone wants to punch me in the mouth , then stand up and do it "
Fatboy isn't actually fat unlike Fat Elvis, I presume, whom we've never actually seen. I think it would be great if Big Mo married Fat Elvis and he moved into the Slater house and they had proper story-lines and everything, but we still never saw him.
"Tyranny is the deliberate removal of nuance"
Could Fat Pat move in with Big Mo and Fat Elvis in a storyline involving Fatboy ?
"If someone wants to punch me in the mouth , then stand up and do it "
I wish Lucas would strangle Fatboy and dump HIS body in the canal as a final murderous gesture (on instruction from God, of course) before he finally runs out of luck, gets caught and then banged up - or killed off for good.
I didn't like Fatboy at first, but i think he's really funny now. We need some humor as well as all the doom and gloom.
Maybe everyone should have Fat at the start of their name , despite the fact they are not fat. FatRicky, FatDot.
But Im guessing it should be Phat Boy but the people at Eastenders are not street wise enough to realise that.
Has anyone noticed that the Branning girl has grown at a remarkable rate? She became a giant in like 3 episodes. I think she should grow into an 8ft monster and accidently stomp on Peggy. If current storylines are anything to go its very plausible.
Tempo al tempo
FatPeggy, i love it... they should have a character in it called Fat Peggy , I'd start watching again just for that
"If someone wants to punch me in the mouth , then stand up and do it "
Incredible as it may seem, but Abi Branning is due to grow to over 7 feet tall by the end of this year, that's the official word from the EastEnders producers. I believe she's been put on a high-calcium diet with regular steroid supplements. She'll be so tall by Christmas that she'll be able to pick up that scrawny Darren with one hand and Fatboy with the other and hurl them both from one side of the square to the other - making them crash headlong into the flower stalls. The Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman has got NOTHING on our Abi..... Max, be very very afraid.....
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