I switched on Fiver this evening in plenty of time for Melrose, only to find that it has been pulled off, so they can show a DOCUMENTARY about SIMON EFFING COWEL!!

I wouldn't want to watch this type of smegma at anytime of the week - much less when I should be getting my fix of Melrose.

I've sent Fiver an email to tell them this is totally unacceptable, and I want to urge everyone else to do the same.
customerservices@five.tv

It's listed on Demand Five, but I can't get it to play on there. The good news: The Fiver website says it's on next Sunday at midday. We'll see!!