Kill of a Memorable Knots Landing Inanimate Object

[Mickey Fairgate]

Laura's enormous eyeglasses--2-1=1
Laura's farewell videos--318+1=319

breaking news--let's go to the videotape:

Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery
Vanessa Hunt--3/18/10--Daniel Avery
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--3/20/10--Mel O'Drama
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--3/22/10--Daniel Avery
The Empire Valley underground complex--3/26/10--Mickey Fairgate
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--4/1/10--Daniel Avery
Ciji's red dress--4/2/10--Laura Avery Sumner
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--4/3/10--Mickey Fairgate
Val's yellow Pinto--4/3/10--Daniel Avery
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--4/4/10--Daniel Avery
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--4/6/10--Daniel Avery
Gary's baseball bat--4/11/10--Mickey Fairgate
Abby's hot tub--4/13/10--Mel O'Drama
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--4/13/10--Daniel Avery
Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--4/15/10--Mel O'Drama
Karen's prescription pills--4/16/10--Daniel Avery
Spumoni Ice Cream--4/19/10--Mickey Fairgate
The Bleeding Beef Heart--4/20/10--Daniel Avery
Karen's huge station wagon--4/21/10--Laura Avery Sumner
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--4/22/10--Mickey Fairgate
Jill's ugly wig disguise--4/23/10--Daniel Avery
Laura's red dress (from The Lie)--4/29/10--Mel O'Drama
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--4/30/10--Ome
Cathy's wedding dress--5/4/10--Mel O'Drama
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--5/4/10--daphne crane
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--5/6/10--Mickey Fairgate
The receipt spindle--5/12/10--daphne crane
Knots Landing Motors--5/13/10--Laura Avery Sumner
Gary's blue boxers--5/29/10--Mickey Fairgate
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--7/17/10--Laura Avery Sumner

[Laura Avery Sumner]

Laura's enormous eyeglasses--1-1=0 DEAD
Laura's farewell videos--319+1=320

When I get to Heaven, will I need sunglasses?:

Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery
Vanessa Hunt--3/18/10--Daniel Avery
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--3/20/10--Mel O'Drama
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--3/22/10--Daniel Avery
The Empire Valley underground complex--3/26/10--Mickey Fairgate
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--4/1/10--Daniel Avery
Ciji's red dress--4/2/10--Laura Avery Sumner
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--4/3/10--Mickey Fairgate
Val's yellow Pinto--4/3/10--Daniel Avery
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--4/4/10--Daniel Avery
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--4/6/10--Daniel Avery
Gary's baseball bat--4/11/10--Mickey Fairgate
Abby's hot tub--4/13/10--Mel O'Drama
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--4/13/10--Daniel Avery
Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--4/15/10--Mel O'Drama
Karen's prescription pills--4/16/10--Daniel Avery
Spumoni Ice Cream--4/19/10--Mickey Fairgate
The Bleeding Beef Heart--4/20/10--Daniel Avery
Karen's huge station wagon--4/21/10--Laura Avery Sumner
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--4/22/10--Mickey Fairgate
Jill's ugly wig disguise--4/23/10--Daniel Avery
Laura's red dress (from The Lie)--4/29/10--Mel O'Drama
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--4/30/10--Ome
Cathy's wedding dress--5/4/10--Mel O'Drama
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--5/4/10--daphne crane
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--5/6/10--Mickey Fairgate
The receipt spindle--5/12/10--daphne crane
Knots Landing Motors--5/13/10--Laura Avery Sumner
Gary's blue boxers--5/29/10--Mickey Fairgate
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--7/17/10--Laura Avery Sumner
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--7/20/10--Laura Avery Sumner

[Daniel Avery]

How appropriate!

Congratulations, Laura Avery Sumner!

[Mickey Fairgate]

Laura wins and so does her videos!!!! Now Daniel can do Part II and do about 45 more inanimate objects, including Kenny's hairy chest, Kenny's psychadelic shirts, Laura's blue flimsy nightgown worn during the early seasons, Sid's farewell cassette, etc.

Laura's farewell videos--320

When I get to Heaven, will I need sunglasses?:

Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery
Vanessa Hunt--3/18/10--Daniel Avery
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--3/20/10--Mel O'Drama
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--3/22/10--Daniel Avery
The Empire Valley underground complex--3/26/10--Mickey Fairgate
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--4/1/10--Daniel Avery
Ciji's red dress--4/2/10--Laura Avery Sumner
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--4/3/10--Mickey Fairgate
Val's yellow Pinto--4/3/10--Daniel Avery
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--4/4/10--Daniel Avery
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--4/6/10--Daniel Avery
Gary's baseball bat--4/11/10--Mickey Fairgate
Abby's hot tub--4/13/10--Mel O'Drama
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--4/13/10--Daniel Avery
Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--4/15/10--Mel O'Drama
Karen's prescription pills--4/16/10--Daniel Avery
Spumoni Ice Cream--4/19/10--Mickey Fairgate
The Bleeding Beef Heart--4/20/10--Daniel Avery
Karen's huge station wagon--4/21/10--Laura Avery Sumner
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--4/22/10--Mickey Fairgate
Jill's ugly wig disguise--4/23/10--Daniel Avery
Laura's red dress (from The Lie)--4/29/10--Mel O'Drama
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--4/30/10--Ome
Cathy's wedding dress--5/4/10--Mel O'Drama
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--5/4/10--daphne crane
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--5/6/10--Mickey Fairgate
The receipt spindle--5/12/10--daphne crane
Knots Landing Motors--5/13/10--Laura Avery Sumner
Gary's blue boxers--5/29/10--Mickey Fairgate
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--7/17/10--Laura Avery Sumner
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--7/21/10--Laura Avery Sumner

[Daniel Avery]

No, thanks. I'm shutting down the franchise.