Kill of a Memorable Knots Landing Inanimate Object

[Mickey Fairgate]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--10
Brian's toy trumpet--3
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--10
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--16
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--9
Cathy's wedding dress--10
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9-1=8
Laura's farewell videos--17+1=18
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--10
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8
Vanessa Hunt--7

[Laura Avery Sumner]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--10
Brian's toy trumpet--3
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--10
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--16
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--9-1=8
Cathy's wedding dress--10
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--8
Laura's farewell videos--18+1=19
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--10
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8
Vanessa Hunt--7

[Daniel Avery]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--10
Brian's toy trumpet--3
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--10
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--16
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--9
Cathy's wedding dress--10
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--17
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--10+1=11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8
Vanessa Hunt--7-1=6

[Mel O'Drama]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--10
Brian's toy trumpet--3 - 1 = 2
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--10 + 1 = 11
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--16
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--9
Cathy's wedding dress--10
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--17
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8
Vanessa Hunt--6

[Mickey Fairgate]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--10
Gary's blue boxers--10
Brian's toy trumpet--2-1=1
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--11
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--16
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--9
Cathy's wedding dress--10
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--17+1=18
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8
Vanessa Hunt--6

[Daniel Avery]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--10
Gary's blue boxers--10
Brian's toy trumpet--1-1=0 (dead)
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--11
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--16+1=17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--9
Cathy's wedding dress--10
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--17+1=18
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8
Vanessa Hunt--6

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Mel O'Drama]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--10
Gary's blue boxers--10
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--11 + 1 = 12
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--9 - 1 = 8
Cathy's wedding dress--10
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--18
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8
Vanessa Hunt--6

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Laura Avery Sumner]

2 day vote

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--10
Gary's blue boxers--10
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--12-2=10
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--8
Cathy's wedding dress--10
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--18+2=20
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8
Vanessa Hunt--6

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Mickey Fairgate]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--10
Gary's blue boxers--10
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--10-1=9
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--8
Cathy's wedding dress--10
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--20+1=21
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8
Vanessa Hunt--6

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Daniel Avery]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--10
Gary's blue boxers--10
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--9
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--8
Cathy's wedding dress--10+1=11
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--21
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8
Vanessa Hunt--6-1=5

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Mel O'Drama]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--10
Gary's blue boxers--10
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--9 + 1 = 10
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--8 - 1 = 7
Cathy's wedding dress--11
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--21
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8
Vanessa Hunt--5

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Laura Avery Sumner]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--10
Gary's blue boxers--10
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--10-1=9
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--7
Cathy's wedding dress--11
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--21+1=22
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8
Vanessa Hunt--5

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Mickey Fairgate]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--10-1=9
Gary's blue boxers--10+1=11
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--9
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--7
Cathy's wedding dress--11
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--22
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8
Vanessa Hunt--5

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Ome]

2 day vote

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--9
Gary's blue boxers--11
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10
Ciji's red dress--9
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--13 +2=15
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--7
Cathy's wedding dress--11
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--22
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--8 -2=6
Vanessa Hunt--5

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Daniel Avery]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--9
Gary's blue boxers--11
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--10+1=11
Ciji's red dress--9
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--15
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--7
Cathy's wedding dress--11
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--22
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--6
Vanessa Hunt--5-1=4

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Mel O'Drama]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--9
Gary's blue boxers--11
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--11
Ciji's red dress--9
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--15 + 1 = 16
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--7 - 1 = 6
Cathy's wedding dress--11
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--22
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--6
Vanessa Hunt--4

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Laura Avery Sumner]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--9
Gary's blue boxers--11
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--11
Ciji's red dress--9
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--16
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--6-1=5
Cathy's wedding dress--11
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--22+1=23
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--6
Vanessa Hunt--4

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Mickey Fairgate]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--9
Gary's blue boxers--11+1=12
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--11
Ciji's red dress--9
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--16
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--5
Cathy's wedding dress--11
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--23
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--6
Vanessa Hunt--4-1=3

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Daniel Avery]

I'll admit I'm spreading my votes around a bit. Since I made the list, I picked a lot of my favorite objects, with one notable exception.

Or is that a "one-note exception"?

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--9
Gary's blue boxers--12
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--11
Ciji's red dress--9
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--10+1=11
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--16
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--5
Cathy's wedding dress--11
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--23
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--6
Vanessa Hunt--3-1=2

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery

[Ome]

Karen's huge station wagon--10
Knots Landing Motors--10
Val's awful chocolate mousse recipe--9
Val's yellow Pinto--9
Gary's blue boxers--12
Abby's hot tub--10
_Capricorn Crude_ (AKA "A Family in Texas")--10
Scooter's Mercedes gift to Laura--11
Ciji's red dress--9
Karen's prescription pills--10
Laura's enormous eyeglasses--17
Mack's Jeep Wagoneer--7
The pitchfork in Gary's barn--11
Val/Verna's full-length mirror--16+1=17
The missing pages from Scott Easton's notebook--10
Mack's "Kiss the Cook" apron--5
Cathy's wedding dress--11
Lotus Point's arsenic-tainted reservoir--11
Sylvia's incriminating letter to Olivia/Gary--10
Olivia's teddy bear full of drugs--10
The Empire Valley underground complex--10
The receipt spindle--11
Lilimae and Al's Winnebago--9
Laura's farewell videos--23
Laura's red dress(from "The Lie")--10
Jill's ugly wig disguise--11
Spumoni Ice Cream--9
Gary's baseball bat--10
Bleeding beef heart--11
Brian Johnston and Linda's sex tape--6 -1=5
Vanessa Hunt--2

toot-toot-tooted out:
Brian's toy trumpet--3/14/10--Daniel Avery