Dork alert!

[Can't Be Replaced]

I have to laugh out loud every time I spot a dorky character on Dallas. I'm watching an episode when JR is setting up Harv Smithfield's son- in- law with some floozy. Harv's son-in-law is the BIGGEST DORK!! He is trying to be all sexy and he is...well...just so DORKY!

Post here whenever you spot a Dallas Dork!

[FSJD]

Mrs Scottfields Brother.

[MsTexas73]

The dude in Call Girl that JR makes Leanne set up along with Pammy...was his name Ben Maxwell?

[W.J.Garr]

Dallas Energy Commissioner Nathan Billings. I just love the way J.R. frames him, brilliant.
Take a look at Billing's face expression when he is seduced by the lovely Rhonda Cummings!

______________________________
I can promise not to knock your head off.
It’s not much of a favour since it’s never been screwed on right anyway.
-James Rockford

The dude in Call Girl that JR makes Leanne set up along with Pammy...was his name Ben Maxwell?

Roger Larson should have been the photographer J.R. hired!

[graysonmom]

Muriel is a dork with a capital D. A nice dork, but a dork nonetheless.

[one mighty hobble]

Peter Richards!

[Pammy P]

Maynard Anderson DORK!
Dandy Dandridge DORK!

[MsTexas73]

The Guzzler...esp with the plaid bellbottoms.

[pammy_ewing]

yea ill have to say ms scottfields brother is about the dorkiest


of corse dont forget oswald valentine

[MsTexas73]

Oswald was a total dork.

[Vote4Cliff]

Gotta go with Muriel Gillis on this one.

[Tatianna]

Alan Beam
Clint Ogden
Alex Ward

[Harry McSween]

Harrison Page

[MsTexas73]

Gotta go with Muriel Gillis on this one.

She didn't look TOO dorky in the disco scene...although we knew better... but the second scene...

BWAH HA HA HAAAAA!!!...

I mean even to the way she carried her TONS o Books...you got THAT many books to carry ...get yourself a bookbag!

NOTE:...I had an outfit just like LUCY in that second scene...so did my older cousin.

[Sarah]

Oswald is a dork

[Pammy P]

There is another I could add, but not better stay. Sarah/BF, you know who I am talking about and you Jill also!

[SnarkyOracle!]

Lucy. God love her.

[W.J.Garr]

Some caps of Nathan Billings. I hope you will like them.
I just love it. He is offered a drink but he wants soft drink.









______________________________
I can promise not to knock your head off.
It’s not much of a favour since it’s never been screwed on right anyway.
-James Rockford

[Barbara Fan]

Dorks - main contenders

male = mr valentine (also gave me the creeps on Cheers) and Alfred Simpson aka Mrs Scottsfield brother

female = Poor Muriel

[Bobby Ewing's Wife]

Hate to say it, but probably Muriel. Though she was a good friend. And definitely Mrs. Scottfield's brother, he's always been very weird and dorky-seeming to me.