Dear Santa

[AdrianCuldesac]

Dear Santa,

Hi! My name is Olivia Cunningham, and I am 8 years old. I'm writing to tell you I have been a good girl this year, and I hope you can grant me my one wish.

Santa, my mom and dad are getting a divorce, and mom wants us to move to San Diego. I don't want to leave my home. I'm happy here with my brother and my friends, and I cry everytime when I think about moving away. I want my family together Santa. Can you please help me? Make my mom and dad love each other again. If you can't grant me this wish, then just give me a bottle of Coke. It's my favorite.

Love,

Olivia Cunningham
December 5, 1979

[Kevmac]

Dear Santa,

Ok, here's the thing. Beautiful and loveable "Valeeeene" still has her good ol' Southern style nails into Sexy (sometimes sober) Gary. I want him to love me, not her. Why can't he just leave her alone to get on with her own stupid little suburban life ? I swear to God Santa, the next time she calls with another Cul-De-Sac Drama I'm gonna give her the Pink Rubber Glove treatment !
So please Santa, I would simply like you to make "Valeeene" go away..... not just for Christmas but FOREVER..... !!

Oh, and a bottle of "Poison" by Christian Dior wouldn't go a miss...

With Love,

Jill Bennett
December 5th 1988

[Knots Man]

Dear Santa

My name is Michele. Michele Lee. I'm a fifty year old actress and for the past 13 years I've been playing Karen Fairgate Mackenzie on the country's longest running drama series. The thing being though that they've told us this season is going to be our last. Infact we shoot our final episode in around seven weeks time.

However that's knot all. They've also told us we've to sit out four episodes as they need to cut the pay budget for our overpaid cast. However I've been in every single episode so far and if I can get to the end of this season with that record intact, I'll be in the Guinness Book of Records for the leading number of appearances by an actress in a primetime drama. I've told them I'll appear for free but Mr Jacobs isn't having any of it saying it's just knot right but honestly I don't mind working for union scale. Hell, I don't need the money.

Therefore I'd be grateful if you could ensure I get to appear in every episode till the very end of our series. I need to achieve that record. I want to achieve that record. So Santa, can you please make sure they include me in every single episode they make over the next seven weeks please?

Oh...and a new job in the summer would be nice as well

That's all from me Santa.

Happy Holidays
Michele (aged 50 and two quarters)

December 5th 1993

[pdlbean]

What a cute idea!

Dear Santa,

I'm only writing this because my wife has been on my case for years. Apparently, I need a new bathrobe. I've always loved my old one, but my wife often uses words like "ratty", "worn", and "diseased" when describing my beloved robe. I don't really mind what the robe looks like as long as it's dark blue and has a slightly "used" feel to it. I'm sure that'll be enough to get her off my back.

Mack Mackenzie
December 12th, 1987

[DonMatheson]

Dear Santa

I would love if you could give me a strip croquet set some sexy underwear and make Greg want to have kids so we could be together forever.

Love Paige Matheson.

[Mayor Gregory]

Yo Santa,

More Cubans, and some new Argyles,

Badda Bing,

Greg.

[KL4ever]

Dear Santa,
I would love it if you could make some young interloper decide to move on, and leave the path clear for me to get my man.
Failing that a nice rich, fur coat, something like a full length sable, and a case of vintage champange would help ease the pain.

Love and hugs

Abby Fairgate, Ewing, etc
December 6th 1990

[Knots Man]

Some great letters there to Santa guys