Dallas Situation Game

[RedBeetEggs]

C. Call Harry McSween and have your mama tailed.

You are J.R. Ewing and you've just spotted your old enemy Cliff Barnes chatting up your ex-wife Sue Ellen. Do you...

A. Have Harry McSween follow the both of them too since he's already following Miss Ellie.
B. Say "screw it" and go to the Cracker Barrel for a roast beef platter.
C. Call up your old mistress V4C and give her a taste of the old one-two.
D. Attempt to woo Sue Ellen back with promises of champagne and caviar.
E. Have your new Venezuelan friends put out a hit on Cliff.
F. Other?

[jockewing01]

C. Call Harry McSween and have your mama tailed.

You are J.R. Ewing and you've just spotted your old enemy Cliff Barnes chatting up your ex-wife Sue Ellen. Do you...

A. Have Harry McSween follow the both of them too since he's already following Miss Ellie.
B. Say "screw it" and go to the Cracker Barrel for a roast beef platter.
C. Call up your old mistress V4C and give her a taste of the old one-two.
D. Attempt to woo Sue Ellen back with promises of champagne and caviar.
E. Have your new Venezuelan friends put out a hit on Cliff.
F. Other?

F.
and
U.

[RedBeetEggs]

Why the hell are you so hostile? You're acting like I took your Medicare away from you.

[jockewing01]

Why the hell are you so hostile? You're acting like I took your Medicare away from you.

Hostile? Your paranoia is getting worse, they really need to start shock treatments immediately. After all, we don't want to deprive you of such an upscale restaurant like Cracker Barrel.

[RedBeetEggs]

If you want to banter, PM me. Don't clutter up threads, I'm sure no one else appreciates your wit the way I do.

[jockewing01]

If you want to banter, PM me. Don't clutter up threads, I'm sure no one else appreciates your wit the way I do.

Wrong! Your condition is deteriorating by the minute, now your hallucinating.

[RedBeetEggs]

Wrong! Your condition is deteriorating by the minute, now your hallucinating.

*you're

I wish, I just threw out the last of my mushrooms.

[Vote4Cliff]

B. Say "screw it" and go to the Cracker Barrel for a roast beef platter.

You are Ray Krebbs and you just found a skeleton when digging the foundation for your new house. Do you...

A. Assume it must be someone Jock murdered 30 years ago and cover it back up.
B. Dig it up and hose it down - it will make a really scary Halloween decoration.
C. Immediately call Sheriff Washburn to investigate.
D. Rig it up with wires, cover it over with a thin layer of dirt, call JR to come down because you think you found oil, then when he bends over for a better look make the skeleton jump up and scare the sh*t out of him while you fall on the ground laughing.
E. Ask Donna what to do.
F. Other?

[cardiff1984]

D. Will give Ray pleasure to get one over on JR , considering JR has always tried to make Ray look like an outsider in the Ewing family.


Bobby comes home and catches Ann, JR and Sue Ellen having a threesome in bed together. How would Bobby react?

A. Kick all three off the Ranch.
B. Suggest they are too old for what they are doing and tells them to grow up.
C. Say 'oops sorry, I'll wait til you finish.'
D. Go have a threesome with Elena and Rebecca.
E. Bump JR off back to the care home.
F. Go take a shower and hope that it was all a bad dream.

[Vote4Cliff]

I like both E and F

You are JR Ewing and in a deep depression in the old people care home. The staff thinks a chatty, energetic roommate might get you to start talking again and come out of your trance. Suddenly you hear the familiar voice of Cliff Barnes who comes in with his cane and suitcases. Do you...

A. Keep staring straight ahead and give no sign that you are aware of your surroundings.
B. Immediately jump up and demand that Cliff be removed from your room.
C. Accept having a roommate as penance for all the evil things you have done in your life.
D. Pretend to welcome Cliff, but begin planning schemes such as greasing his cane with Ben-Gay and putting itch powder in his adult diapers.
E. Other?
E.

[kygirl]

D.

You are Bobby Ewing and you have just heard that John Ross has struck oil on section 15 of Southfork. Do you:
A: Send him to bed without any supper
B: Laugh hysterically because you know the big oil deposit is under section 40
C: Sell Southfork to a conservationist
D: Hold a seance to call up Miss Ellie to haunt John Ross
E: other

[Vote4Cliff]

D.

You are John Ross and you are being haunted by the ghost of your grandmother. Do you...

A. Get the shotgun out of the hall closet and blast the ghostly apparition
B. Call in a priest to do an excorcism
C. Hold another seance and convince Ellie's ghost it was all JR's doing so she'll leave you alone and go ask him
D. Sacrifice Elena to the gods hoping it will end the curse
E. Other?

[kygirl]

A and D

You are Bobby and while trying to get busy with your wife, Anne, you hear a shotgun blast coming from the foyer. Do you
A: Scream like a girl and tell Anne to check it out
B:Call Raoul to check it out
C: Arm yourself with the pistol that Digger killed Hutch with and go investigate
D:Hide under the covers
E: Other

[Vote4Cliff]

A: Scream like a girl and tell Anne to check it out

You are Anne Ewing and your husband has asked you to go check out a gunshot downstairs, claiming his gastrointestinal tumor is causing him too much pain to get up. Do you...

A. Remind him that the doctors removed the tumor three episodes ago
B. Roll your eyes and go see what is going on
C. Tell Bobby he is a wuss and he deserves to lose Southfork to JR
D. Go downstairs, find your handsome nephew and ask him if you can play with his big gun
E. Other?

[kygirl]

Ummm... all of the above

You are John Ross and your Aunt Anne comes downstairs dressed in her robe that falls open to reveal a skimpy negligee. Do you
A: Avert your eyes and pretend not to notice
B: Stare
C: Take mental pictures for 'use' later
D: Invite her to the hayloft
E: other

[cardiff1984]

A. D. What if Lucy told him about her and Ray and he has taken some pointers from his cousin.



Q. Bobby discovers Christopher murdered JR, what should his next move be?

A. Get back at him by sleeping with Pamela Rebecca.
B. Smother him with a pillow
C. Find another son to adopt, preferbly somebody who is a non shooter.
D. Congratulate him.
E. Threaten to turn Christopher into a munk, with the haircut to go with it.
F. Tell him to shoot Cliff Barnes.
G. Other.