Dallas Situation Game

[Vote4Cliff]

B] Lie. Tell the police that JR murdered Kristin. Then you could move on and justice would be done for your lifestyle with him.

You are V4C. You are estatic that JR will finally pay for the murder of Kristen. Do you...

A. Ask Cliff to do a full investigation to make sure JR is truly guilty (as you suspect), and defend him in court if he is innocent
B. Stick your tongue out at Scarlett and go "nah-nah- nah nah nah!"
C. Allow JR to go to jail no matter what...he deserves it for all the crimes he's committed but for which he was never caught
D. Other?

[Scarlett]

C. Allow JR to go to jail no matter what...he deserves it for all the crimes he's committed but for which he was never caught

You are J.R. Ewing and are in jail for a crime that you know that you did not committ, though there are other legimate reasons for you to be behind bars. Do you...

A. Bide your time and let your lawyer work on your case.
B. Break out of jail - you know you'll find a way.
C. Vow to change your ways and become a better person.
D. Vow to go after your enemies - like V4C.
E. Pick up some new hobbies to enhance yourself.
F. Other

[Vote4Cliff]

A. Bide your time and let your lawyer work on your case.

You are Sue Ellen and your husband JR is in jail for murdering your sister. Do you...

A. Visit him regularly, write him love letters and say you'll wait forever
B. File for divorce and move on
C. Stay married, but cheat on him while he is incarcerated & unable to satisfy your desires
D. Organize the DOA to protest his innocence and picket in front of the jail until JR is released
E. Drink yourself into oblivion
F. Other?

[Scarlett]

D. Organize the DOA to protest his innocence and picket in front of the jail until JR is released....then have a well-deserved second honeymoon. (Thanks V4C )

You are Lucy Ann Ewing and your beloved Mickey Trotter has been dead for one month. You get another phone call from a possible suitor asking you out. Do you...

A. Agree, you need to move on with your life.
B. Wait, you are still in mourning.
C. Ask Grandma Ellie what to do, even though she's 50+ years older than you.
D. Wait and play coy, see if he sticks around.
E. Other

[Vote4Cliff]

B. Wait, you are still in mourning.

You are Sue Ellen Ewing and your most recent drunk driving has caused young Mickey Trotter his life. Do you...

A. Immediately sign up for AA
B. Immediately offer to support poor Aunt Lil financially for the rest of her life
C. Immediately volunteer to work with paralyzed victims of drunk drivers
D. A,B & C
E. Go shopping & whine about how bad JR treats you & focus on yourself, as usual
F. Other?

[RedBeetEggs]

You guys are brilliant!

F. Get a haircut by Mr David and send a sympathy card to the mother of that Trotter boy.

You are V4C and JR Ewing has asked you to smuggle contraband to him in jail. Do you...

A. Bribe a jail guard to have him shanked.
B. Convince your friend Beet to smuggle it for you.
C. Rat him out to the Feds.
D. Smuggle the contraband in during your conjugal visit.
E. Other?

[Vote4Cliff]

yeah we got RBE to play!

A. Bribe a jail guard to have him shanked.

You are JR and you were nearly stabbed by a guard. Do you...

A. Call Harve Smithfield and tell him to get you the hell out of jail...you are too delicate for these horrible dangerous conditions!
B. Call Harry McSween and tell him to bribe whoever he needs to to get you out...you need to find out who tried to have you killed & seek swift revenge!
C. Call your mama and cry like the big baby you are
D. Suspect Cliff Barnes is responsible & ask your ho RBE to sleep with him to try to find out more information
E. Other?

[Scarlett]

B. Call Harry McSween and tell him to bribe whoever he needs to to get you out...you need to find out who tried to have you killed & seek swift revenge!

You are V4C and have received an annoymous tip that someone has put a hit out on you. Do you...

A. Flee the country.
B. Stay and fight the enemy.
C. Try to make peace with the enemy.
D. Click your heels three times and chant 'There's no place like home', three times.
E. Other

[Vote4Cliff]

E. Other - Rush to the safety of brave and strong Clifford Barnes

You are RedBeetEggs. You are at the apartment of Cliff Barnes, using your feminine charms to try and find out if Cliff knows anything about who bribed a guard to try and kill JR. His girlfriend, V4C shows up. Do you...

A. Flee for your life! Her narrowing eyes and sharp, long, perfectly manicured fingernails spell trouble!
B. Stay and explain you are from the Dallas Daily Press doing a news story on Dallas attorneys - it was innocent
C. Stay and tell the truth that you were about to drill Cliff for information for your boss & lover - JR Ewing
D. Call the level-headed Scarlett and ask for advice on how to handle the situation
E. Other?

[RedBeetEggs]

Though I'm tempted to ask Scarlett for advice, I'm going to go with:

A. Flee for your life! Her narrowing eyes and sharp, long, perfectly manicured fingernails spell trouble!

You are Cliff Barnes. The love of your life was just threatened with bodily harm by the woman you are playing. Do you...

A. Hide your feelings and continue to string along V4C
B. Order some Chinese and hope you pass out from all the MSG before V4C starts fondling you.
C. Ask your friend Dave Stratton to help you find the love of your life before she leaves Texas.
D. Man up and tell V4C it's over and she should stop deluding herself.
E. Realize that the love of your life is also hopelessly in love with your rival and will never be happy with just mediocre Cliff Barnes.
F. Other?

[Vote4Cliff]

F. Other - wake up from your nightmare and realize it was just a bad dream

You are Pam Ewing. You want to have a baby, but Bobby can't seem to get you pregnant. You notice that he frequently wears skin-tight designer jeans that obviously squeeze his peas. Do you...

A. Explain to Bobby that his scrotum temperature is related to his sperm count, and he needs to switch to boxers and pants with a looser crotch if he is going to successfully knock you up
B. Ask Jock to explain this to his son
C. Ask Miss Ellie to explain this to her son
D. Don't say anything, you know how much Bobby loves strutting around in his painted-on jeans
E. Ask your brother Cliff to explain this to Bobby
F. Just buy him some new jeans and boxer underwear from the The Store and insist he start wearing them
G. Other?

[Scarlett]

E. Ask your brother Cliff to explain this to Bobby- I want to see this conversation!!!!!!!!!

You are Sue Ellen Ewing, wearing some new lingerie from The Store. J.R. tells you that you look 'cheap' and to 'get rid of it'. Do you....

A. Return it to The Store for an in-credit refund.
B. Curse at Pam for suggesting the idea to you in the first place.
C. Save the outfit and use it on someone else.
D. Try again with J.R.
E. Other

[Vote4Cliff]

E. Other - Give it as a gift to Mandy Winger who is much younger with far perkier boobs to fill out the lingerie properly and gain JR's interest.

You are JR and your mistress surprises you wearing the same lingerie your flat-chested middle aged wife was nauseating you with the night before. Do you...

A. Shrug it off...its just a coincidence
B. Ask where she got it
C. Tell her how much better she looks in it than your wife
D. Wait until you get home & ask Sue Ellen where her lingerie is
E. Other?

[RedBeetEggs]

D. Wait until you get home & ask Sue Ellen where her lingerie is. (Because JR wants to give her a second chance to turn him on)

You are Mandy and... wait, what? I know my name is Mandy... but I just... I just don't know. Do you...

A. Use all two of your brain cells to remember what situation you were trying to force yourself into.
B. Go to the bagel cart in your fur coat and eat an everything bagel with chive cream cheese to make yourself feel better.
C. Put on your secondhand lingerie and parade around your paid-for-in-advance apartment while humming "I'm Too Sexy"
D. Follow JR to Southfork and spy on him and Sue Ellen making it.
E. Other?

[Vote4Cliff]

C. Put on your secondhand lingerie and parade around your paid-for-in-advance apartment while humming "I'm Too Sexy"


You are Mandy Winger. You realize your sex life is unsatisfying since you've been with JR and you wish Cliff hadn't dumped you, since he was the best you ever had. Do you...

A. Go to Cliff and beg him to take you back
B. Cheat on JR with Cliff; trying to get the best of both
C. Forget what you were thinking about and proceed with the next verse of "I'm Too Sexy"
D. Other?

[RedBeetEggs]

C. Forget what you were thinking about and proceed with the next verse of "I'm Too Sexy"

You are Ellie Ewing and are faced with the dilemma of telling your husband that his plaid pants need to go. Do you...

A. Ask his favorite son, Bobby, to break the news to him gently.
B. Steal the pants in the middle of the night and give them to Teresa to use as dust rags.
C. Steal the pants in the middle of the night and cut them up for your next batch of chili.
D. Give them to your oldest boy, JR, since he looks so good in plaid.
E. Other?

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

D. Give them to your oldest boy, JR, since he looks so good in plaid.

Cliff Barnes gets his dick stuck in his zipper and can't get it out:

A. Does he ask his favorite sister Pam to help him get it out since she's done it before?
B. don't ask Bobby to help you get it out because he'll just make it bigger therefore make the problem worse?
C. Get some soy sauce and sweet-and-sour sauce and smear it all over it and see if that doesn't loosen it up?
D. Just walk around all day with your dick hanging out your pants because it's so tiny anyway no one will ever notice it?

[RedBeetEggs]

Ooh yeah, Mrs JRE starting stuff again!!

C. Get some soy sauce and sweet-and-sour sauce and smear it all over it and see if that doesn't loosen it up? (because it's small enough to get out easily)

You are Cliff Barnes and your crotch is smeared with Chinese condiments. Do you...

A. Ask your favorite lady of the evening V4C to lick it off
B. Dip your day old egg rolls in it and chomp away
C. Have your secretary Jackie wipe it off after her lunch break
D. Take them to the dry cleaners before Afton notices
E. other?

[Vote4Cliff]

E. Finally disengage your huge tallywacker from the zipper, throw the pants away and take a shower to remove any residual Chinese condiments.

You are Jock Ewing. You come down to breakfast and notice your son JR wearing your favorite baby blue plaid pants. Do you...

A. Immediately beat the crap out of him for daring to borrow your pants without asking.
B. Assume Ellie has something to do with it since she's mentioned to you a million times she hates those pants.
C. Say nothing; but call Harve Smithfield after breakfast and have JR removed as president of Ewing Oil and thrown out of the Ewing Oil building when he arrives at work.
D. "Accidentally" spill some bacon fat on the pants, forcing JR to change
E. Decide its time to update your wardrobe and borrow a pair of Bobby's skin-tight Jordache jeans
F. Other?

[Scarlett]

E. Decide its time to update your wardrobe and borrow a pair of Bobby's skin-tight Jordache jeans.

You are Ellie Ewing and your husband comes down for after dinner drinks looking like an idiot in tight pants that don't fit. Do you....

A. Scream "Enough!" and tell him that he is no longer aloud to dress himself, you will pick out each and every one of his outfits from here till eternity.
B. Nag him till he throws the pants away and promises to never wear them again.
C. Take a picture of his bottom half and show him what everyone else has to see.
D. Tell him you are divorcing him if he doesn't get rid of those pants.
E. Other