http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...,000-cars.html
Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.
"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.
"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.
"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."
He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."
Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.
But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.
As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.
Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.
But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.
His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.
Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California
Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.
"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.
"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.
"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."
He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums
What exactly does this guy do? Stick his wee-wee into the exhaust pipe?
uh, how exactly does he "make love" to these cars? does he use the exhaust pipe or hole where you put in the gas or what?? very bizzare.
HC and I posted at the same time
Well, I guess this guy really got around.
So THAT'S what that stuff is on my tailpipe!!! Mystery solved!
He likes to make lurve to something with good bodywork and a long hard gear stick? Oh well whatever revs ya motor!
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I think he is more interested in the tailpipeOriginally Posted by mztx71
He likes to make lurve to something with good bodywork and a long hard gear stick? Oh well whatever revs ya motor!
I wonder if he's seen "Crash" with James Spader, and whether he considers it porn or tragedy.
I'm sure he's probably knocked a few out to Herbie Goes Bananas!
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I wonder how "Vanilla" feels about him sexing it up with "Ginger", "Splash" & "Cinnamon". Maybe he's the Hugh Hefner of dating cars, multiple girlfriends with "Vanilla" being girlfriend #1. What happened with "Victoria"? Did they break or just mutually start seeing other cars? Did she leave him to take the "high road"? HHHHMMMMMMMM....
Some weird, weird people in the world especially coming from the US ....
The TCB Band - The great James Burton, Glen D Hardin, Jerry Scheff, Ronnie Tutt and John Wilkinson.
MUST have boinked a "Princess" then
"U look so fine, I want to break your heart, and give you mine"
But you have to remember most of us-Americans escaped over here to the USA on a boat from the UK...Some weird, weird people in the world especially coming from the US ....
Was joking Kimme notice theBut you have to remember most of us-Americans escaped over here to the USA on a boat from the UK...
The TCB Band - The great James Burton, Glen D Hardin, Jerry Scheff, Ronnie Tutt and John Wilkinson.
I know... That's why I gave you *winks* &Was joking Kimme notice the
Hmmm.......this guy must, ahem, splatter all over the seat of the car....I guess.....I mean, that's the only way to have privacy is in the inside of the car.....
.....unless he parks the car in the garage and has a go at it in the exhaust pipe or gas tank opening....
.....bizarre.....
Sonya
"Say anything more to me JR, and I'll send you to work with a split lip!" Bobby Ewing
Agreed! Absolutely!
Seems that disturbingly it's quite a popular pass time! I'm just reading a magazine and in it is a similar story. This is about a 20 year old virgin who regularly has sex with his VW Beetle. Apparently, despite never actually having even kissed a girl he has become quite an experienced lover thanks to his Beetle. It says he first covers it with kisses and caresses and then he has penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe! (I think we all guessed that)
This reminds me of an episode of Red Dwarf where Crighton was accidentally turned human by a DNA machine. Problem was he got hard whilst looking through an electrical appliance catalogue so had to be turned back into a mechanoid for his own good!
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Check out some of these links I found while searching for "Mechaphile" on Google:
http://www.londonfetishscene.com/wip..._love_to_a_car
http://carloving.blogspot.com/
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