Train Journeys

[Pammy P]

4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a
pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.

It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's
the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the
tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark
on his cheek.

The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde
in the dark and she slapped him"

The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried
to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit
him"

The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the
blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me"

The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming
up soon so I can slap that French twat again"

[mztx71]

I just peed myself laughing at that one!

[Mike]

I liked that one too

[joan w]

That's my sort of joke.

[Darling]

I just peed myself laughing at that one!

Oh dear, not again. NURSE!

[The Lovely Sue Ellen]