You guys are all evil
Makes me glad I don't have an ex out there somewhere...
Hey wait...I do....She sent me my favorite t-shirt with a
bundle of doggie doo in the middle
You could try that.
As for the passport, just mail it to him, or hand it
to the cops, say you found it and they will do it
for you, that way you don't have to worry about
him ever finding out you found it.