Black Widow Behind Bars!

[Eddie Ewing]

Eddie Ewing, the heartless black widow is tonight finally behind bars after murdering six of his unsuspecting husbands and claiming their money and estates. The killer, known as "The Black Widow", murdered his husbands in numerous ways and claimed all of their possetions in a cruel and evil way. When asked to comment he claimed he did it for their own good.

[nikki]

oh my god you like annaer nical what her name.

[Afton]

I knew it! I told you that you were a black widow Eddie....

[Eddie Ewing]

Blame Teacher...He tipped the police off and ruined my latest weddin'. I could have married Jon-R. I had his death planned and everythin' and his estate nearly sold for money

[Jon-R]

I'm glad I came to my senses at the last minute. Luckily something told me that I shouldn't put Eddie into my will and so instead I die everything is going to charity.

[Faithy]

Thats freaking spooky/weird

[Eddie Ewing]

I'm glad I came to my senses at the last minute. Luckily something told me that I shouldn't put Eddie into my will and so instead I die everything is going to charity.

Here comes the bride...All dressed in white....We say our vows...You give me your house...And then you go and die"

Oh Jon...I nearly had you. I nearly had you at the altar...We could have been so happy together...Well, I could have been so happy, once I'd claimed everythin' you owned

[Jon-R]

Not on your life darlin' - or should I say Not on my life?

[canuck]

Eddie, while you're in there, say hi to Bubba for me...we go way back

And don't drop the soap

[Eddie Ewing]

I'll be released soon my prettys. And then I shall marry again

[Sarah]

I suppose since we are from the same fair land that I will have to be the one to bail you out?

[Eddie Ewing]

Yes please Sarah...I have weddings to plan

[mztx71]

I knew you were the gold diggin, murderin tramp!

[Eddie Ewing]

Correction!!! A cruel heartless gold diggin' murderin' tramp

[Eddie Ewing]

I knew this day would come

[Jon-R]

Oh no, I'll have to have plastic surgery and change my name.

[Eddie Ewing]

The only way you can escape me is if you move to Illinois Jon. I've been ordered by the state that I'm not allowed to marry there. But me and Garrison have a plan so my next weddin' should be happenin' real soon

[Jon-R]

Well then I guess I'll be visiting Oprah soon.

[Eddie Ewing]

If I don't marry you first

[Steve Winwood]

The only way you can escape me is if you move to Illinois Jon. I've been ordered by the state that I'm not allowed to marry there. But me and Garrison have a plan so my next weddin' should be happenin' real soon

I have a nagging suspicion that I'll be involved in this "plan" somehow