The Caption Club

[Ray_Krebbs]

Emma: Mother... that looks like the guy I saw at the Ewing barbeque.... Isn't that Miss Ellie's son?

Angela: Yes, yes, I think it is... and it looks like....

Emma: Is he sleeping with his parents... at 12 years old?

Angela: Oh, Emma, don't look. Just because he's the 'cool' kid at school doesn't mean you have to do what he does. He should grow out of it by the time he's 35 years old. You'll find a boyfriend soon... oh God, I hope so....

[kassidy_katherine]

JR will forget all about Sue Ellen once I give him these brownies. They're positively GROOVY!!!

[kassidy_katherine]

This should help JR get his divorce. Sue Ellen will eat these brownies and then she'll look like she's on drugs...and JR will get his divorce AND John Ross...and he and I can live happily ever after.

[Ray&Donna]

Victoria: Why in God's name are we filming in Hong Kong? It's stinky, dirty, and I honestly don't care if we find Mark or not. His pornstache made me sneeze.
Linda: Don't complain, darlin'. I'm getting ready to go back to the bottle, and Prissy's contract has been renewed for three more years. Coincidence? I think not. You at least get to be a strong woman, that is, before Patrick decides to come back, obliterating your role as a strong woman and turning your character into a shrill, whiny head case. But at least we get to look at that Carrera woman for awhile. Fun times, huh?

[MsTexas73]

OH R and D...how funny..

Remember Pornestacio??? we should dig him back up.

...and LIl Kass... the ones with LTY are a gas.

[Ray&Donna]

OH R and D...how funny..

Remember Pornestacio??? we should dig him back up.

...and LIl Kass... the ones with LTY are a gas.

Yes, dear Isis, but where would we begin to look for our Pornstachio? Is he at the bottom of the Gulf, or dead in Pam's shower? Maybe he moved to Hollywood and found a job as an extra in Boogie Nights

[MsTexas73]

Miss Ellie: "Jock I am sick and tired of playing these perverted sex games with you." "At least let me tie you up once in a while."

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I forgot how funny this was...and I laughed out loud at 1:30AM

ISIS is searching now for him

[Ray&Donna]

Jenna: Bobby? Remember you used to love me? You wanted to marry me? You loved emeralds? I love BOBBY! I LOVE EMERALDS! I promise Bobby, if you get back into my bed, I'll never use botox again! Ever! I might even go back to a normal hair color. Remember? I was a very wooden actress, but I used to be relatively attractive. Come back to my bed! I promise, I'll hire someone to kill Charlie. If you'd like I can get rid of Lucas and that other kid, too. PLEASE! I love you! I promise. It's just, this damned Botox has left me unable to show any emotion, whatsoever. I haven't even smiled in 15 years...

[Ray&Donna]

Bobby: Bitch please! I'm STILL trying to wash away those five years of awful storylines...or was it four years? Damn dream! Damn continuity! Someone get me a bar of soap, and get this bitch ANOTHER sedative!

[MsTexas73]

HAVE YOU SEEN ME!!!

Description: Thick, bushy, dark, kinda sweaty, prickly

Name: CHEESY PORNSTACHE

Nicknames: PORNNOHAIR, STACHEE, and BROOMFEET

If you have ANY information about the whereabouts of this "thing",

Call:

1 900 555 WAXD

when the WAH WAH Guitar stops playing, someone will take down your statement.

R&D...here him is...I found all of them on page 14...and I forgot I did a Dallas Press Article on Porny too.

[MsTexas73]

[img]http://www.******************/ubb/image_uploads/roflmao.gif[/img] R&D you are a HOT MESS!

[Ray_Krebbs]

Ray: Donna, I have to be honest with you.... Every time we sleep together, I picture you in one of Miss Ellie's sack dresses.

Donna: Okay.... Does that mean you want me to have plastic surgery to look older?

[Ray&Donna]

[img]http://www.******************/ubb/image_uploads/roflmao.gif[/img] R&D you are a HOT MESS!

I say "hot mess" all the time-picked it up from my friend! I remember the Dallas Press article; it was hilarious, and that thread needs to come back to page one! Unfortunately, I don't think the benefit concert raised much money, and Pornstachio is still missing!

[Ray&Donna]

Did Krazy Katherine kidnap Pornstachio?

[Ray_Krebbs]

Bobby: Mama, I told you... I'll be in bed in just a moment. Tell Daddy to keep my spot warm for me, okay?

[MsTexas73]

I bumped it up...will do something after school ends Thurs....I better go to bed now...it's 2AM here...ISIS has to work in a few hours.

[Ray&Donna]

Bobby: Mama, I told you... I'll be in bed in just a moment. Tell Daddy to keep my spot warm for me, okay?

To quote Pauly Shore in Son-In-Law: "IMBREEDERS!!!"

[Ray&Donna]

the Search Continues...

[ncpryor56]

BOBBY: "Momma I am sorry, it just upsets me that Daddy always has to sleep with us and to make matters worse he wants to sleep in the middle tonight. You know it is my turn to sleep in the middle."

[ncpryor56]

SUE ELLEN: "Look honey, my comb over is bigger than yours"