Sue Ellen vs. Jesus

[Sarah]

Sue Ellen bless you!

I love this

[SnarkyOracle!]

Sue Ellen bless you!

[Garrison]

I think Krystle was a little bit holy, but here she appears to be telling the children of The Parables of Sue Ellen -- from one of the sacred books of The Apocrypha.

And Krystle was clothed in camel hairs and a leather girdle around her waist.
And she was eating locusts and honey of the field.
And she was preaching saying "One is coming after me, stronger than me,
of whom I am not worthy" stooping to pull off her stilettos,
"I baptised you in thrown dishes but she will baptise you in Vodka."

[SnarkyOracle!]

And Krystle was clothed in camel hairs and a leather girdle around her waist.
And she was eating locusts and honey of the field.
And she was preaching saying "One is coming after me, stronger than me,
of whom I am not worthy" stooping to pull off her stilettos,
"I baptised you in thrown dishes but she will baptise you in Vodka."

From the Book of St. Marky!

[SnarkyOracle!]

Would Sue Ellen have eventually been crucified, as befitting All Who Are Holy?:

[SnarkyOracle!]

From the Book of St. Marky!

To be honest, Garrison, I had to google it.

St Mark 1:6 & 7.

Would Sue Ellen have eventually been crucified, as befitting All Who Are Holy?:

Or is that "crucifried"...?

[bybr]

Did anybody consider Sue Ellen's maiden name? Shepard?

I mean, it's so obvious that she is THE ONE HOLLY CELESTIAL BEING OF GOLDEN HEAVENS who we should follow. Her last name (disgusily changed though), is SHEPARD which Kristle-clearly derives from SHEPHERD, our true leader and father and mother of all of us!

And a lost sole will wake up and turn back from the world of destrution to bow in front of holly Shepherd and through his love transforms into a divine follower
source: unknown

I've also found another evidance that Sue Ellen is a divine treasure and the power that unites dualism of this world, she the divine and sacred unity!
Her middle name derives from Heaven and Hell:
Ellen - just a simple Earth female name but wait!
Haven and Hell - a unity! Two Worlds that exist as one! The prime dualism, the good vs the evil. The unity of ONE World! Heaven and Hell!
H + Hell + ELLen = HELLen!
Sue HELLen Shepherd!

[SnarkyOracle!]

Did anybody consider Sue Ellen's maiden name? Shepard?

Well, of course.... "The Lout and Miss Shepard".... Just scroll back a page to the 23rd Sangria redux.

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bumped up by managerial demand!

[Afton]

bumped up by managerial demand!

Quit sucking up to management!

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Quit sucking up to management!

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After Sue Ellen wins her gubernatorial race, will she run for Universal God next?

[DallasFan20yearslate]

Jesus turns water into wine, Sue Ellen woulda got drunk and proven what we already know...drunks can't fight

[Afton]

After Sue Ellen wins her gubernatorial race, will she run for Universal God next?

Hell, I'd vote for her. If Sue Ellen can win a race with her history, she really IS God.

[Diamond]

As I introduce myself as a new member **After some very awkward stalking from my phone**, I had to come here first and say that this so far is my favorite thread on this board! I've had some great laughs & I appreciate it bc my kids are driving me bonkers today! You all are so creative, full of flair and flavor! <3 Love It )

*Diamond

[Pamela Barnes]

As I introduce myself as a new member **After some very awkward stalking from my phone**, I had to come here first and say that this so far is my favorite thread on this board! I've had some great laughs & I appreciate it bc my kids are driving me bonkers today! You all are so creative, full of flair and flavor! <3 Love It )

*Diamond

Welcome Diamond. I have to agree with you. I love it when this thread reappears. It has entertained me for seven years

[SnarkyOracle!]

"I got the Swellin'
I got the Swellin'
I got the Swellin' in me...!"

[CarlD]

OMG !!!!!!!!!


That's funny !!!

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Let us Gray...

[Garrison]

As we approach the apocalypse on Friday, I'm comforted by the knowledge that Sue Ellen is in possession of my eternal soul

gloria in excelsis ebriis