Caption This!

**Mimi** · 05-27-2005, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by Marky

Gasp!! Mimi, you've caught them! Recycled PJ's!!
The shame!!!

I totally caught them! I'm the Gordon Wales of the Soap Chat Dynasty Forum!

Alexis: "Now, Fifi, there's some caviar for you, and then you'll forgive your mama for having dropped you into that bucket of chlorine, won't you?"

**SnarkyOracle!** · 05-27-2005, 10:03 PM

Alexis: "And what do you think of the Urine this year, Caress?"

**Mimi** · 05-27-2005, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by Marky

Dominique: "Please, madam, can you spare a scene?"
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This game totally rules.

**SnarkyOracle!** · 05-27-2005, 10:11 PM

Yes, it's almost too much fun... It reminds me of when we used to record episodes of "Dynasty" and "Dallas" in the 80s and dub-in fake dialogue, imitating the actors voices, trying to match our/their comments to their movements, usually resulting in incestuously obscene results...

But we were sooo good at it.

**Mimi** · 05-27-2005, 10:12 PM

Joseph: 'It took a bullet in my head, but it was worth it to have mr. Carrington holding me like this. Oh, that firm, manly grip of his! Oh, I can feel his stern glare, burning like a thousand suns on my forehead!'

**Mimi** · 05-27-2005, 10:17 PM

Yes, it's almost too much fun... It reminds me of when we used to record episodes of "Dynasty" and "Dallas" in the 80s and dub-in fake dialogue, imitating the actors voices, trying to match our/their comments to their movements, usually resulting in incestuously obscene results...

Ok, I am SO going to have to try that one of these days.

**SnarkyOracle!** · 05-27-2005, 10:20 PM

White Boardmembers: Who is that? Is she here to do magic? I've never actually seen an Eskimo before! Is it okay to tip her? Is she alive or did Carrington re-decorate the boardroom? She isn't moving... I think I saw her at the mansion once, but no one let her say anything there either--- maybe she's like one of those Cigar-store indians they used to have out front... Wait, I just saw her breathe... Should we be frightened? Who is she? I think she may be Mexican--- or maybe Jewish... I don't really know... Let's just wait 'til Blake gets here, but dont make any sudden movements..."

**SnarkyOracle!** · 05-27-2005, 10:25 PM

Blake: "Krystle, I want the truth, and I want it now: who were those people I just saw parading out of our bedroom and down the stairs just now?!... Yes, yes, I recognized Alexis, but just who were the rest of them ?!"

**Esther** · 05-27-2005, 10:27 PM

Fallon: „A little deeper…. no, more to the left… a little further down…“
Jeff: “Got to get a new set of batteries soon…”

Jeff: “You know what they say about good girls, right? And you are a good girl, right?”

@Marky
I do remember that game and still got hours of video tapes lip-synching to Dallas and Dynasty. But I can’t remember your face right now… which one was you in our merry little group?

**SnarkyOracle!** · 05-27-2005, 10:31 PM

Farouk Ahmed: "Yes, Mrs. Colby. I will take this generous check, and I will promptly go out and purchase you the finest girdle you have requested."

**SnarkyOracle!** · 05-27-2005, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by Esther

@Marky
I do remember that game and still got hours of video tapes lip-synching to Dallas and Dynasty. But I can’t remember your face right now… which one was you in our merry little group?

Huh?

Different gang, I believe, Esther...

**Mimi** · 05-27-2005, 10:39 PM

Amanda: 'Weird. I could swear I looked completely different just six episodes ago...Oh, well.'

**SnarkyOracle!** · 05-27-2005, 10:48 PM

Alexis: "Ughh! I hate waking up unconscious on the floor of Plato's Retreat!"

**SnarkyOracle!** · 05-27-2005, 10:58 PM

Sable: "Just sniff my fingers, dahling, then you tell me where they've been...!"

**SnarkyOracle!** · 05-27-2005, 11:01 PM

Alexis: "But-- what-- but-- no, Fallon, I never posed for this...!"

**Mimi** · 05-27-2005, 11:02 PM

Krystle: 'So, it took a nasty fall down the stairs, but it was all worth it to have Jeanette touching me like that...'

**SnarkyOracle!** · 05-27-2005, 11:08 PM

Another tragic "accident" occuring a few seconds later after Ted Dinard's head hit the fireplace hearth--- and even Steven couldn't bring himself to talk about this in court...

**Mimi** · 05-27-2005, 11:08 PM

Sammy-Jo: "Come on, auntie Krystle, you've looked at those pictures, like, fifteen times now!"
Krystle: "Yeah... but, I'm very offended by them! I need to get a good look so that I'll know exactly how much I have to scold you... Where's the one with you in the bikini and with the wet hair again? That was particularly offensive ...And did I ever tell you about how the house I live in is really really big...?"