Sex and Chatcity

[Jon-R]

EBO (Ewing Box Office) is proud to present their latest foray into prime time entertainment namely Chat and the City. This weekly half hour long comedy series deals with the life and loves, trials and tribulations of 4 gorgeous, successful and highly fashionable up market single gals living and doing countless other things in the bustling metropolis of Chat city. These stories are told to the viewer in the form of our lead character's weekly newspaper column entitled Sex and Chatcity which appears in the EO Globe.

The Characters are as follows:

Jon R Bradshaw - Popular newspaper columnist and trend setter. Well known in the chat city social circles, Jon is hardly ever seen without a cocktain in one hand and his trademark cigarette in the other. Easily recognisable by his wavy blondestreaked hair, Jon also has an almost fetish for shopping particularly when it comes to designer shoes and outfits. Although currently single, Jon is never short of a date and has one or two ex lovers stashed away in case of emergency.

Pamela Hobbes - Although she hasn't always had the most success in her lovelife, this fiery redhead seems successful in almost all other spheres of life. A partner in her law firm, Pamela also recently welcomed into the world her son by on again off again boyfriend Luke Brady. Although insecure at times, Pamela masks it with a razor sharp wit and often self deprecating sense of humour.

Ewings York - Newly divorced, the eternally optimistic Ewings (or Ms. Ewings as she is sometimes known) is currently making sense of life before plunging headfirst back into the chatcity dating scene. This charming brunette, works as a part time guide at the Chat City Metropolitan Museum of Art. Although she fought hard to save her marriage, things didnt turn out quite the way she thought they would since childhood and although she still has a childlike innocence and somewhat annoying naivete about her, Ewings is still a firm believer that in the end love will conquer all.

Afton Jones - Hot, hot , hot is the only word to describe Afton. Aside from running her own successul PR firm, Afton also embraces her uninhibited sexuality with a diverse range of lovers.There are definately no wedding bells ringing in the background here as Afton takes lust over love any night - and she's proud of it. Go to any party and chances are you'll find at least 3 people who've slept with Afton at least once. She is however no mere slut or tart. Afton has very high standards when it comes to men. She is often seen (along with the rest of her gorgeous gang) at the most exclusive functions and when she R.S.V.P's Afton makes it her business to come.


Aside from these 4 main characters, there are numerous recurring characters such as D.J MacDougal , Ewings' ex-husband and Luke Brady - the father of Pamela's son as well as Afton's many conquests and Jon's constant indescision between the 2 possible loves of his life.

You'd better turn the airconditioner on because this is going to be hot!

Contracts were made to be broken , but a handshake's the law of God.

[Afton]

Sounds great Jon! Can't wait to read

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There's Nothing We Can't Face If We're Together...Except For Bunnies...

[Karen]

Sounds like it's gonna be a good un Jon

"Well, let me put it this way. If you're stranded in the desert, with no food or water for three days, and you come upon Abby Cunningham with a picnic basket -Keep Going!"

[Jock Og]

Jon your cast synopsis is very interesting. No doubt the show will be just as equally top notch. Are you going to let us in on our possible love interests or leave us in suspense?

[Afton]

Yeah Karen, maybe you might be hairless in this spoof, lol Here's hoping, huh?

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Faith: What, Oz is a werewolf?

Buffy: It's a long story...

Oz: Got bit.

Buffy: Apparently not that long.

[Karen]

Yeah Afton - I went round Tesco's and bought a load of razors....hopefully they will do the trick!

"Well, let me put it this way. If you're stranded in the desert, with no food or water for three days, and you come upon Abby Cunningham with a picnic basket -Keep Going!"