Pamela Snaps

[Afton]

Join the chatters of EO in a spoof of the new horror film "Ginger Snaps."

CAST:

Pamela & Miss Texas: Two sisters who are unhappy with their boring little town and want nothing more than to get out. Their opinions change however after an attempted prank on a snotty classmate...

Frankie: The local high school "drug dealer" of sorts. He gets involved in the whole mix-up with Pamela and Miss Texas by accident but finds himself actually wanting to help.

Luke, Bobby & AK: The male "A Group" of sorts at Pamela and Miss Texas' high school. Despite their oddness and social rejection, Luke finds himself facinated with Pamela.

Afton, Daphne & Ewings: The female "A Group." Afton is interested in Frankie and used to date him at one point in time but Frankie blows her off to hang with Miss Texas. This pisses her off and she constantly harrasses Miss Texas every chance she can get. This ultimately pisses Pamela off which proves to be deady for Afton...

Jake & Karen: Pamela and Miss Texas' parents. Karen tries to be a loving mother to the girls but they constantly brush her off despite her best efforts, especially Pamela.

Ewing84: The guidence councillor at school. He tries to help Pamela as well.

Rog & Jock: Frankie's friends that discourage him from getting involved with the Fitzgerald sisters.

That's about it for now. I know that I mentioned that Pamela needs help a lot but her actual problem will be explained later, lol

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Luke]

Very interesting Afton
Cannot wait to read!!!!

[Afton]

"There, that should do it." Pamela said, labeling a black VHS tape. "So, do you think Mr. Marsden will enjoy our film project?"

Miss Texas smiled at her sister. "Just as much as every teacher at that school likes our projects."

Pamela sighed and laid back on her bed. "Why can't everyone see our obsession with death as a direct result from living in this town. This whole place is death. I can't wait to get out of here."

"Yeah, well, it isn't going to happen anytime soon so we'll have to deal for the moment," Miss Texas replied, standing up. "Now let's get going or we'll be late."
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The film ended and most of the male population of the class cheered and whistled. The film consisted of the girls in various death positions and appearently struck a chord with the guys. Mr. Marsden turned off the VCR and faced the class-obviously disturbed.

"Miss Texas...Pamela...That was...my God..." He shook his head in disgust. "What the hell was that?!"

The class errupted in laughter and Miss Texas and Pamela smiled, pleased with their handiwork.

"Hey Mr. Marsden, is it possible we could view the tape again? Pamela looks pretty hot in that one scene." Luke piped up from the back of the classroom and smiling at Pamela. She gave him a sidelong glance and smiled a little.

"God, are you out of your mind? They're freaks," Afton commented, astounded. Ewings and Daphne snickered, whispering comments to Afton. Miss Texas looked up and shot them a venomous glare.

The bell rang, signaling the end of class. Pamela rose from her seat and stood beside Miss Texas.

"Ignore them, Miss. They're probably just high off the fumes from their nail polish remover. Just one more class and we'll be home and away from these superficial snobs."
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Luke, AK and Bobby sat on the bleachers waiting for the girl's gym class to start. Their classes were finished for the day but they always stuck around to watch afterwards.

"So, are we going to the greenhouse party next week? I heard it's going to be huge," AK asked, taking a swig of his Mountain Dew.

"Frankie's parties always are." Bobby replied, looking at Luke, who wasn't quite paying attention. "Luke, what the hell are you looking at?"

"Pamela Fitzgerald." Luke replied, pointing to where Pamela stood smoking a cigarette with Miss Texas and waiting impatiently for gym to start.

"HER? You actually want to date a Fitzgerald? Those two are sick." AK said, looking at Luke like he had lost his mind.

"Yeah, just look at the way they dress. Are they going to school or a damn funeral?" Bobby said, pointing at the girl's long, black coats and goth outfits.

"I think she interesting...plus she's hot." Luke said, turning his attention back to his friends. "Now, what's this I hear about a party?"
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"Jesus, is Ms. Malloy ever going to get here?" Miss Texas grumbled, waiting for Pamela to finish her cigarette.

"Let's play a game. How about 'DOA'?"

"Sure, whose the victim?"

Pamela glanced around the group of girls assembled. She spotted Afton surrounded by her snotty friends and grinned evily.

"Afton." She replied, turning back to Miss Texas.

"Okay." She cleared her throat and continued. "Afton declared DOA. Cause of death: Broken nail."

Pamela shook her head. "Cause of death: Inhaliation of blond hair dye fumes."

Miss Texas smiled. "Cause of death: Constant fake laughter caused her to choke on chewing gum."

Pamela smiled back. "Better."

The girls were so involved in their game they did not notice Ewings standing behind them...
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"So anyway, he comes up to me the next day and says..."

"Afton, those freaks are talking about you." Ewings said, walking up to the group.

"Which one?" Daphne asked, looking at the girls, who were still snickering.

"That one," she said, pointing to Miss Texas.

Afton glared at Miss Texas. "Oh, she is so dead!"

Daphne grabbed Afton's arm and led her onto the football field. "C'mon, let's kick her ass."
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Miss Texas noticed Afton and her posse stalking onto the field and right away she knew that Afton had overheard her.

"Shit, Afton heard us."

"Don't worry," Pamela said, grabbing two field hockey sticks and tossing one to Miss Texas. "I got you covered."

They assumed their positions on the field and the teacher blew the whistle to start the game. After some passing, Miss Texas ended up with the ball. Pamela quickly rushed to her sister, anticipating what would happen but Daphne and Ewings quickly stepped in front of her to block any further movement. Afton shoved Miss Texas to the ground where she fell face first into a mound of dirt.

"Choke on that, bitch." Afton muttered, grinning. The teacher blew the whistle again.

"C'mon now Afton, no need for that." Ms. Malloy yelled as Afton, Daphne and Ewings walked away, smiling evily. Pamela quickly ran to her sisters side and helped her up.

"I could kill her," Miss Texas muttered, wiping the dirt from her face.

"Don't worry, Miss. I have a plan." Pamela said angrily. "She won't get away with this."

TO BE CONTINUED:

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[DaphneD]

Afton! That is wonderful! I love it, just keep writing!

[Jakey]

Afton are you sure you arent a head writer for a movie or a television show, or a journilist or something? You are very talented! I love it keep up the great work!

[Afton]

Hehe...thanks guys A lot I just get from the movie but I do make up some, lol.

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Karen]

Hey Afton,

I've just read this - it's brilliant!!

Looks like I'll have to take a firmer hand in future!! The soft touch has got to go!!..lol

"Well, let me put it this way. If you're stranded in the desert, with no food or water for three days, and you come upon Abby Cunningham with a picnic basket -Keep Going!"

[Bobby_Ewing]

Brilliant Affie!

Must say, you've captured part of my personality in the script... e.g. watching the girls in the gym

Keep on writing!



"Five years from now, Gary Ewing's going to make J.R. seem middle-class." - Paul Galveston

[Afton]

"What exactly do you have in mind, Pam?" Miss Texas asked, following Pamela as she strode across the field angrily. Gym had ended and the girls were on their way back to their lockers. By the determined look on Pamela's face, Miss Texas knew she meant business and was a little scared.

"Tonight we are going to play a little prank on the little skank. I'm going to make sure she never fucks with you ever again," Pamela replied, lighting another cigarette. She took a long drag and exhaled the smoke. "I'm tired of taking shit from these people, Miss."

Miss Texas sighed, relenting. "Okay. So what exactly are we going to do?"

Pamela smiled and gestured over Miss Texas' shoulder. Miss Texas turned around and saw Afton standing with Ewings, Daphne and Frankie. Frankie was the local drug dealer of sorts and somewhat of a social icon. He hung around the school and supplied just about every kid on campus. Afton was trying to get her dog, Odie, to do trick of some sort and judging by the group's loud laughter it was apparently a lost cause.

"Yeah, so? What's so special about that scene?" Miss Texas asked, unsure about what her sister was thinking.

"Afton adores that damn dog of hers. You know that thing that people keep saying is going around town killing those small animals?"

Miss Texas nodded. "Yeah, though that has to be total bullshit."

Pamela smiled. "Yes but the point I'm getting at is we could sneak into Afton's backyard tonight and fix it so it looks like the thing got Odie."

Miss Texas returned her sister's smile. "Okay, we'll go out later tonight."

"Great. I can't wait to see the look on her face tomorrow morning." Pamela said, walking past the bleachers.

"Hey Fitz!" A voice called from behind them. They turned and Luke jumped from the bleachers and stood in front of Pamela. "I was thinking maybe we should get together sometime."

Pamela looked at Luke blankly, like he had three heads. Bobby and AK watched from above anxiously.

"No," she said, turning away from Luke and walking toward the locker room. AK and Bobby burst into hysterical laughter as Luke climbed back up the bleachers.

"You got turned down by a...Fitzgerald!" AK exclaimed, wiping tears from his eyes. "That is so pathetic, man."

"Shut up," Luke muttered, glaring at AK and Bobby. "She was just shocked that someone with my social standing was actually asking her out. She'll come around."
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"So, what did you girls do at school today?" Karen Fitzgerald asked, trying to make conversation at the dinner table that evening.

"Nothing," Pamela muttered, moving her food around with a fork.

"Well, you must have done something today," Karen probed, smiling at her oldest daughter. Pamela rolled her eyes and looked at her mother.

"Well, let's see. Our teacher hated our film project, some bitch was at Miss again and I was asked out by a boy to be some great joke to his friends," Pamela said sweetly, flashing her mother a fake smile. She then turned to father. "May I be excused, Dad?"

"Sure, honey," Jake answered, nodding. Pamela rose and walked past their mother on the way to her bedroom.

"Oh no you're not," Karen said, grabbing Pamela's arm. "You're staying here."

Pamela pulled her arm away. "Sorry Mom, not everything turns out like in those parenting books you read." She stalked out of the kitchen to her room.
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Hours later, Miss Texas and Pamela were walking to Afton's house, prepared to play their prank. They were taking a shortcut through the playground and Miss Texas began to feel a little uneasy.

"Pam? Maybe we shouldn't do this. I'm a little freaked about being out this late. Plus we could get caught."

Pamela turned to face her sister. "What the hell? I thought you agreed to do this. Didn't you want to..."

Her sentence was cut short by the sound of creaking. The girls looked and saw that there was a swing swinging slowly in the wind.

"Pam...let's get out of here. Please?"

Pamela stared at the swing. "Sure. Maybe you're right." The girls turned around to head back.

Suddenly, there was a huge growl and both girls were knocked to the ground. Miss Texas raised her head and saw that some...thing had Pamela and was pinning her to the ground.

"PAMELA!" She screamed, watching as it dragged her sister towards the woods surrounding the playground.

"MISS!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!!" Pamela's voice screamed, mixed with screams of pain as well. The screams stopped and then there was silence.

"PAMELA!!" Miss Texas screamed, getting to her feet and running into the woods. She heard Pamela's screams once more and moved into that direction.

"Pamela! Where are you?" Miss Texas screamed, looking around frantically for signs of her sister.

Suddenly, Miss Texas was knocked to the ground once more. She got to her feet and saw Pamela laying on the ground in front of her, bleeding heavily.

"Miss...get out of here...it's coming." Pamela whispered, trying to lift her head.

A huge shadow leaped from the bushes and pounced on Pamela once more. Miss Texas heaved herself at the thing and was knocked away. When it hit Miss Texas, it also hit the Polaroid camera that hung from her neck. It went off, the flash momentarily blinding the creature. Miss Texas helped Pamela to her feet and forced her to run.

The girls ran toward the edge of the woods where a highway ran through, with the creature not far behind them. They reached the edge and ran onto the road and directly into the path of an oncoming van. They ran past it, barely missing it but the creature was not so lucky and was struck.

The van stopped and the driver stepped outside. The girls paused for a moment to see if the creature was really dead.

"Holy shit!" Frankie exclaimed, staring at the creature and then looking at Miss Texas and Pamela. They quickly turned around and Miss Texas dragged her sister off.

"Hey! Wait!" Frankie yelled, considering going after them but deciding against it. He looked at his van which was busted up pretty bad in the front and was covered in blood. He then looked at the thing he hit.

"Great..." He muttered, climbing back into his van and driving off.
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Miss Texas helped Pamela into the house and down to their room in the basement. Pamela seemed to be going into shock and was gasping for breath and making tiny squeaks. Miss Texas laid her onto the bed.

"How bad am I?" Pamela asked, between gasps for air.

Miss Texas took off Pamela's coat and lowered her shirt. There were four huge claw marks running across Pamela's shoulder and she has claw and bite marks all over her body. The most impossible thing of all was that Pamela already appeared to be healing.

"You look like you're healing already. That's impossible."

"Pamela began to cry and looked at her sister helplessly. "What the **** was that thing, Miss?"

Miss Texas hugged her sister and laid her head in her lap. I really don't know, Pam. Now try to sleep."

Later when Pamela was sleeping, Miss Texas felt inside her pocket and discovered she had the Polaroid that was taken during the attack on Pamela.

She gasped at what she saw:




TO BE CONTINUED...

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Afton]

Miss Texas sat in Biology class the next morning, listening intently to a film on viruses.

"Now, as you can tell by this film, the virus moves through the bloodstream and slowly begins to take over the infected host." The narrator droned as it was demostrated.

Miss Texas glanced towards her Pamela, who was very pale and looked as if she were going to pass out at any minute. As if reading her sister's thoughts, she slowly fell face first into her desk.

"Hey Fitz, come here and try that trick in my lap," Luke called across the classroom. The class immediately burst into laughter and Pamela lifted her hand slowly, giving him the finger without raising her head from her desk. This seemed to amuse Luke and he laughed even harder.
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"Are you sure you're okay?" Miss Texas asked Pamela after class had ended.

"Yeah, I'm a little out of it but I'll be okay. My shoulder hurts like hell though. I'm going to check on it. Let's go to the bathroom." Pamela replied, ducking into the girls bathroom. Miss Texas followed her sister into an empty stall and locked the door. Pamela lowered her shirt so Miss Texas could get a better look.

"Whoa..." Miss Texas exclaimed, stepping back.

"What?" Pamela asked, looking down. The deep claw marks were now almost completely healed and there seemed to be hair growing out of them.

"Okay, I can handle being different from everyone else but I cannot have a hairy chest, Miss! That is just too fucked up! Jesus..." Pamela sighed, fixing her shirt. "Let's get out of here."

They unlocked the door and left the bathroom, walking outside. They passed by Frankie's van and Miss Texas noticed that the front was badly dented.

Suddenly, the back doors of the van burst open and Luke, Bobby and AK emmerged from a huge cloud of smoke. Miss Texas and Pamela coughed softly as they stepped out of the van and stood in front of them.

"Hey Fitz, what's wrong? You don't look so hot." Luke remarked, looking at her with some concern.

"I'll be fine."

"Luke studied her more closely. "Oh, I know what's wrong with you. I have a sister you know. I have just the cure for you. She told me it takes the edge off."

Pamela just stared at Luke. "Maybe I like my edge."

"C'mon, it won't hurt you. You look like a girl who likes to have fun. Have some fun with us." Luke said, smiling.

Pamela sighed, relenting. She turned toward Miss Texas. "I'll be right out." She then climbed into the back of the van with Luke, Bobby and AK.

Miss Texas just stared at her sister in astonishment. Pamela always hated drugs of any kind and if she ever were to do them she certainly wouldn't do them with them. At least Pamela's little adventure gave her an excuse to wait for Frankie, someone she wanted to talk to desperately.
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*** Author's Note: In This Section Of The Story, I Am In NO Way Encouraging The Use Of Drugs, lol.

Pamela stared at the back of the van, which was filled with pot. She sat herself on a cardboard box and asked herself what the hell she was doing here. She watched Bobby take out a joint and light it.

"Hurry, Frankie will be back any minute." AK said, keeping watch. Bobby took a puff and then passed it to Pamela. She just stared at it for a few seconds, still unsure.

"Come on, Pamela. It'll help, really." Luke encouraged, smiling at her. She looked back and for the first time really smiled at him and took a puff.

"That a girl...now hold it." AK said, watching Pamela. She held it until she coughed. The guys cheered and she smiled, feeling a lot better.
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Miss Texas heard the guys cheering Pamela on and she sighed. This was getting weirder by the minute.

"Hey, you wanna buy some smoke or something?" A voice asked from behind her. She turned around faced a smiling Frankie.

"No thanks," she replied, pointing to the front of his van. "Little accident?"

"You could say that."

"Whatever you hit must have been pretty big. What exactly did you hit?"

Frankie just looked at Miss Texas. "If I told you, you wouldn't believe me."

"You hit a werewolf didn't you?"

Frankie looked closer at Miss Texas. "It's you! You were there last night."

Miss Texas nodded. "How much do you even know about werewolves?"

"I know quite a bit. I seen you and another girl running from it last night. Were either of you bitten?"

Miss Texas hesitated, not wanting to blab her sister's problem to a total stranger. "Maybe."

"Frankie!" A female voiced called. Frankie looked and saw Afton, Daphne and Ewings walking up to them.

"Oh shit, just what I need. We'll continue this later." Frankie looked at Afton and her friends with disinterest. "Hello Afton. What can I do for you?"

Afton smiled and tried to hold back Odie, who was trying desperately to go to Frankie. "Nothing at all actually. Just wanted to see what was going on and Odie wanted to say hello of course."

Suddenly, there were huge brays of laughter and a high-pitched female giggle. Frankie looked in his van and saw AK, Bobby and Pamela sitting in Luke's lap, all laughing their asses off.

"Hey, what did I tell you guys about smoking in my van!" Frankie yelled through the window. "If any of my stash is missing I'm going to beat your heads in!" He sighed and regained his composure once more. "I should really get that back door fixed."

"Hey, calm down Frankie! We were just finishing up," AK said, jumping out of Frankie's van followed by Bobby. Luke was the last to jump out and lifted Pamela, who was still giggling, from the van.

Suddenly, Odie began to bark viciously and would not stop. Afton tried to hold him back as he tried desperately to get to Pamela.

Pamela stopped giggling and just stared at the dog. This seemed to infuriate him even more and his barking escalated to a furious frenzy.

"Hey Afton, I think your dog wants a date," Daphne commented, laughing.

"Yeah, you should let him go and have his way with her," Ewings added, laughing as well. Afton added her loud, fake laugh to the rest and Odie barked on.

Pamela just kept staring at the dog. After a few seconds she couldn't take it any longer and kicked him in the face. Odie yelped and stopped barking.

"You bitch! What the hell is your problem?!" Afton yelled, kneeling beside her dog and petting him. Pamela just walked away, followed by Miss Texas and Luke.

"I don't blame you for doing that, Pam." Luke said, angrily. "They were being bitches and that damn dog would not shut up."

"Thanks," Pamela answered, breaking out of her daze and smiling at Luke.

"I'm heading home, Pam. Are you coming?" Miss Texas asked impatiently, wanting to get out of there desperately.

"No, you go on. I'll see you later," she replied, not taking her eyes off of Luke.

"Sure," Miss Texas said, turning around and walking away. She walked a few feet and stopped, turning around. Luke had his arms around Pamela and he pulled her closer and kissed her. Instead of pulling away, she actually saw Pamela return the kiss.

"Pamela and Luke? This is too fucked up..." Miss Texas muttered to herself, shaking her head and turning around again. She was now convinced that something was wrong with her sister and decided to talk to her when she arrived home.

TO BE CONTINUED:

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Bobby_Ewing]

ROFL ROFL
x million times.

Hilarious Affie!

Especially:
"Hey, what did I tell you guys about smoking in my van!" Frankie yelled through the window. "If any of my stash is missing I'm going to beat your heads in!" He sighed and regained his composure once more. "I should really get that back door fixed."

lol@Frankie

and...


Pamela just kept staring at the dog. After a few seconds she couldn't take it any longer and kicked him in the face. Odie yelped and stopped barking.

Hilarious Affie... keep it up... I'm on the edge of my seat LOL!




"Five years from now, Gary Ewing's going to make J.R. seem middle-class." - Paul Galveston

[Afton]

LOL! Yes, it's a little out of character for Frankie to be saying such things. That's why I'm having fun with this script. Just about everyone's character is a complete opposite of their true personalities.

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Bobby_Ewing]

Well, yes.. I mean.. would I smoke Pot ...



"Five years from now, Gary Ewing's going to make J.R. seem middle-class." - Paul Galveston

[Afton]

Pamela walked into her house later that evening, a little smile playing on her face. She had spent the evening with Luke and found herself really beginning to like him. Before going to her room she decided to go into the kitchen and get herself a drink first. She found her mother sitting at the kitchen table, a huge smile beaming across her face.

"Oh Jesus...why are you smiling now?" Pamela asked, opening the fridge and taking out a carton of orange juice.

Karen's smile grew wider. "Pamela, was that a boy's car I just saw you get out of?"

"Yeah, so what? Don't tell me your expecting a whole mother/daughter talk about how I just love this boy so much." Pamela replied, pouring herself some orange juice.

"Nooo...I just think it's great that you're finally becoming a little interested in boys and other things. Frankly, your father and I were concerned about you and your sister's...hobbies."

Pamela finished her orange juice and placed the glass in the sink. "Yeah, well no need to worry. Miss and I were always just fine and always will be." And with that, Pamela turned on her hell and stalked downstairs to her room.

"What was that all about?" Jake asked, walking into the kitchen. "You didn't upset Pamela again, did you?"

"I don't know, Jake. I try to be a good mother but it always keeps blowing up in my face. The girls both hate me - especially Pamela. I just want them to be happy, normal girls...like they used to be."

"Then back off. The only reason they were so odd is because you encouraged their little games and tried to deny that there was anything wrong with them. Part of being a good parent is knowing when to just leave your children alone."

Karen sighed. "Maybe you're right. I should just let Pamela alone. Hopefully she is on the right track now and will stay on it."
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"Hey Miss, what are you reading?" Pamela asked, walking into her room and throwing her coat and knapsack on the bed.

"Nothing," Miss Texas replied, quickly closing the book on werewolves she was reading. She turned around in her desk to face Pamela.

"Pam, are you sure you're all right?"

Pamela looked confused. "Yeah, I told you earlier that I'm fine. Why?"

"Well, you just seem...different. I mean, take today for example."

"What the hell are you talking about?" Pamela asked angrily. "I told you I'm fine."

"Yeah well, what if that thing that attacked you last night was something more than a big dog?"

"Like what?"

Miss Texas hesitated for a moment and continued. "A werewolf perhaps? All the signs are pointing to it according to this." Miss Texas held up the book and Pamela laughed.

"Oh please, that book is such a load of crap." Pamela said, raising her voice once more. "Look, did I change last night? Howl at the moon or whatever?" She turned her back to her sister angrily and shook her head.

"Oh yeah? If this book is such a load of crap than what the hell is happening to you?! You do drugs, something you always claimed was the one of the most pathetic things anyone could do. Then as I was walking home today I saw you kiss Luke! That is so not you, Pamela."

Pamela turned around slowly to face her sister with a slight smile on her face. "Ohhhh...so that's what this is about." She kneeled down in front of her sister and put on her saddest expression. "Poor Miss...I'm growing up and obviously you're not."

"No Pam, there is much more to this than that and you know it."

"Look, do me a favour and keep your own little petty jealousys to yourself. Now if Kindergarten has ended, I would love to go to bed please."

"Whatever." Miss Texas mumbled, leaving the room.
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"No way..." Bobby said to Luke, getting his chemistry book out of his locker. "You gotta be bullshitting me, man."

Luke smiled. "Nope. I'm telling you Pamela Fitzgerald spent the ENTIRE evening with me. And I've only got one thing to say: 'Whoa!'"

"You did her?" AK asked, astounded. "Now, you must be bullshitting us!"

"Well, I didn't do her as you like to put it but let's just say she wasn't totally innocent." Luke smiled at his friends. "She is amazing!"

"Speaking of Miss Amazing, here she comes now..." AK said, nodding toward the hall entrance. The guys quickly turned around and gasped at what they saw.

Instead of her usual goth garb Pamela wore 'normal clothes' and her normally long, unstyled hair was perfectly arranged. She hestatited for a moment in the doorway but saw Luke and smiled. She then walked...no strutted toward Luke. The guys saw her walk past Daphne, Afton and Ewings, who all wore similar stunned expressions.

"Wow..." Bobby exclaimed. "You lucky SOB! I didn't know she could be so hot with a little make-over."

Luke smiled at Bobby. "You touch her and you die."

Bobby smiled back. "Wouldn't dream of it, man."
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Miss Texas watched the scene from her locker across the hall. She recalled from her book last night that once a person is bitten they will go through a dramatic personality change. If this wasn't a personality change then she didn't know what was. She watched as Pamela walked up to Luke and his friends and kissed him.

"Hey. Do you have a class now? If not I wanted to talk to you." Frankie said, walking up to Miss Texas and bringing her out of her daze.

"Jesus, you scared me. Yeah, I do actually but it's fine. I'll cut it. Let's talk."
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Ten minutes later, Miss Texas and Frankie sat in his van, discussing what had happened just two days before.

"So, you're telling me that you were bitten by the werewolf and figured that I could help you?"

Miss Texas nodded. She didn't want to tell Frankie that it was Pamela who got bitten but still wanted to help her nonetheless. As a result, she has told Frankie that she was bitten.

"Yes. I heard around school that you are an amature botanist.I figured that combined with your knowledge of werewolves could maybe help me."

"Okay, I'll admit I'm not expert but I'll help you in any way I can."

Miss Texas smiled at Frankie. "I'd appreciate that." She got out of the van and looked at Frankie. "So, you'll pick me up here after school then we'll go back to your greenhouse?"

"Yes. So 3:30?"

Miss Texas nodded. "I'll be waiting. Once again, thank you."

"No problem. See you then."

Miss Texas shut the door and Frankie tore out of the parking lot. She sighed and hoped thathe could help Pamela.
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After school, Miss Texas stood in the parking waiting for Frankie. She was relieved when she finally saw him skid into the parking lot not far from her. He got out of the van and began to walk toward Miss Texas.

"Frankie!" Afton called, waving. Miss Texas was so involved in her thoughts about Pamela that she didn't even notice Afton and her friends were sitting on the bleachers behind her.

"Hi Afton." Frankie muttered, walking to Miss Texas. "You ready to go?"

"Sure."

As Miss Texas walked away she heard Afton and her friends laughing.

"I guess both of the Fitzgerald sisters are sluts now." Ewings commented, giggling. Miss Texas looked for the source of Ewings' comment and saw Luke and Pamela beside Luke's Volvo practically swallowing each other.

"I'll be right there, Frankie." Miss Texas said, walking toward Luke and Pamela. She stood in front of them for a few seconds but they didn't even notice her.

"Pamela? A word?" She asked hopefully.

Pamela opened her eye and broke her kiss with Luke. She turned around and stood with her arms folded. "Is it 'sorry'?"

Miss Texas just stared at her sister. "No, it isn't."

Pamela shrugged and turned around, getting into Luke's car. He then peeled out of the parking lot.

Miss Texas lowered her head and kicked the ground with her shoe.

"Damnit..."

TO BE CONTINUED...

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Bobby_Ewing]

Pamela Fitzgerald has a make over! COOl!

Dang Luke.. You know how hard it is to keep your hands off irresistable women!

How ever will Bobby survive?



"Five years from now, Gary Ewing's going to make J.R. seem middle-class." - Paul Galveston

[Afton]

"Okay, I should still have this book somewhere..." Frankie muttered more to himself than Miss Texas as he searched his bookcase. Miss Texas just wandered around his greenhouse, noticing the hundreds of marijauna plants and looking at his lab set up.

"Ah, here it is," Frankie exclaimed, placing the book on the table.

"So, are you sure this book will have what we need to cure this?" Miss Texas asked, still unsure.

Frankie shrugged. "Well, you'd better hope so."

Miss Texas just stared at Frankie. "You're not very comforting."

Frankie just smiled and flipped through the book. "Okay. Since this just happened a few days ago I'm guessing you are just in the early stages of 'She-Wolf'. It says here to try silver." He looked up at Miss Texas and smiled. "Silver... and you thought that was just in the movies."

Miss Texas was confused. "Silver? Like in what form?"

"This," Frankie replied, holding up a silver naval ring. "Pierce yourself with this and wear it. It might prolong your desire to search and destroy for awhile until we can find a cure. In the meantime, I'll get some more books and I'll find something, I'm sure of it."

Miss Texas smiled at Frankie. "Thank you so much. Why are you even bothering to help me? You barely even know me."

Frankie smiled back. "I don't know. Maybe I'm scared you'll turn into Wolf Girl and wail on me for running over your buddy."

Miss Texas laughed and gathered her stuff. "Oh yeah...anyway, I gotta get going. I'll see you around school and keep you posted.

"Okay. See ya." Frankie said, watching her walk out of the door.
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Miss Texas entered her room and found Pamela laying on her bed, staring at the ceiling. Despite the fact that Pamela was angry with her, her look concerned her.

"Pam?" She asked cautiously, hoping that she wouldn't freak out on her. Pamela turned toward her sister and looked at her helplessly.

"Oh Miss, I'm so glad you're home." She said, almost on the verge of tears.

Miss Texas quickly went to her sister's side. "What's wrong? Did something happen with Luke? He didn't do anything to you, did he?"

Pamela shook her head. "No, it's not him. It's me." She paused for a moment then sighed. "I almost...hurt him."

"Hurt him? How?" Miss Texas asked, not really sure if she wanted to know.

"Well, I...slept with Luke tonight and...I don't know. It's like I felt this really strong urge to hurt him and I really had to hold myself back. Miss, what the hell is wrong with me?"

"Well, I'll tell you what's wrong with you but you have to throw every bit of your reasoning out the window and just trust me on this." Pamela nodded and she continued. "Well, that thing that attacked you the other night was a werewolf. As a result, you are becoming one as well and your whole personality is changing dramatically which would explain your behaviour these past few days. It's like a disease, Pam. A disease that you are fully able to pass on to others as well." She paused, realizing something. "Oh God...Pam, when you had sex with Luke tonight did you use anything?"

Pamela shook her head. "No...oh shit! Then I may have passed it on to him?"

Miss Texas nodded. "Yes, but let's not worry about that for now. Anyway, I have been talking to Frankie. He knows a lot of stuff about werewolves and such and he has been helping me with this."

"Frankie? You told him about me?!" Pamela asked, furious.

"No, I told him it's me, not you."

"Miss? There's something else too. I'm growing a..." She paused, unable to even comprehend what she was about to say. "I'm growing a tail, Miss. Now, how fucked up is this?" Pamela bowed her head, sobbing softly.

Miss Texas held her sister, trying to comfort her. "Don't worry, Pam. I'm going to find a cure for this. Speaking of which..."

Miss Texas searched her pocket and withdrew the naval ring Frankie had given her. Pamela looked up from the bed and just stared at it.

"What's that?"

"Frankie gave this to me. It's silver and he said that if I pierce you with this that it will prolong the transformation."

"Great. Let's do it then." Pamela said, laying back down on the bed. She lit a cigarette and smoked it, still dazed from the prediciment she was into and worrying about Luke.

Miss Texas lit a candle and sterilized a needle. When it was ready she brought it and the ring over to the bed beside Pamela.

"Are you ready? This may hurt a little since you are suppose to be a little sensitive to silver right now."

Pamela put out her cigarette in the ashtry beside her bed. "No problem. Let's do this." She grabbed the railing and prepared herself.

Miss Texas pierced Pamela with the needle and tried to put in the ring. Her attempt was unsuccessful and it got stuck. Pamela began to scream.


Cute fangs, huh?

"What's happening?!" Pamela screamed. "Jesus, this is killing me!"

"I know. Just hold on!" Miss Texas tried getting the ring in as Pamela screamed on. Finally, it slipped through and Pamela stopped screaming, her heavy breathing the only sound in the room.

"How do you feel?" Miss Texas asked timidly, hoping she had not hurt her sister too much.

Pamela took a few heaving breaths and smiled.

"Wicked..."


TO BE CONTINUED:

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Luke]

Simply the BEST!!!!

Keep it up

Luke

[Afton]

Hey Luke, I gave you your sex scene...sort of, lol

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Afton]

"Are you sure this isn't going to be noticable?" Pamela asked Miss Texas the next morning as they got ready for school.

"It won't if you keep that damn thing still," Miss Texas replied, trying to tape Pamela's tail to her leg. She finished and she gathered her books together. Pamela finished dressing and fixed her hair.

"So, are you going to be seeing Frankie today?" She asked, gathering up her papers and shoving them in her knapsack.

"Yes."

Pamela stopped for a moment and looked at her sister. "Hmm...Afton isn't going to be too impressed by that." She paused and smiled. "Is Frankie interested in you at all?"

"No, not at all and neither am I. He just wants to help, really. Besides, I don't give a shit what Afton thinks. Finding a cure for you is much more important to me than her opinion of me." Miss Texas gave her a look and Pamela quickly dropped the subject.

"Okay, okay...no more questions. It'll just be great to see the look on Afton's face when she sees Frankie picking you up." Pamela said, grinning evilly. Miss Texas smiled back, unable to help herself.

"C'mon, let's get going. We have a lot to do today."
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Bobby and AK were sitting in their usual spots, waiting for the girl's gym class to begin. They stopped their conversation when they noticed Luke walk up to them. Luke looked kinda messed up and was just staring at them blankly.

"Luke! What's wrong?" AK asked, looking at his friend with some concern.

Luke just looked at each of his friends and broke into a huge smile. "Pamela Fitzgerald rocked...my...world!"

"Way to go buddy!" Bobby exclaimed, patting Luke on the back. "So, she everything you expected her to be?"

Luke shook his head. "No, way better actually." Suddenly, Luke paled and looked like he was going to be sick any minute.

"I gotta go guys. I'll catch you later." He said, running off. Bobby and AK just stared after him, wondering what the hell was going on.
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"So, where are we going again?" Rog asked Frankie. He handed the joint he was smoking back to Jock, who was sitting in the back of Frankie's van.

"To the school. I have to talk to someone." Frankie replied, turning into the school's parking lot.

"Who?" Jock asked as Frankie parked the van.

"Miss Texas Fitzgerald if it's that important." Frankie muttered, grabbing a book off the floor of his van.

"Oh, I think her and that weird sister of her's are in my sister, Daphne's, class." Rog said, flicking the joint out the window. "She told me they're screwed up."

"There's nothing wrong with Miss Texas." Frankie replied, getting out of the van. "Now stay here and make sure those snot-nosed brats don't come into my van anymore."

"Sure thing." Jock said as Frankie shut the door.

Frankie walked over to the football field where he spotted Miss Texas and Pamela standing waiting for class to begin.

"Miss Texas! Miss Texas!" He yelled, motioning for her to come to him. She just looked at him for a moment, hesistated then walked over.

"Hey." He greeted, smiling. "I've got great news for you."

"Are you totally insane?" Miss Texas asked, looking at Frankie like he needed a snug-fitting straight jacket. "I'm in a class right now."

Frankie began to get angry. "Well, excuse me for giving a shit." He muttered, turning to walk away. Miss Texas grabbed his arm and he stopped.

"I'm sorry. This just isn't the best time. There are a lot of people here that could probably overhear us or something. How about I meet you at the greenhouse after school?"

"Sure. Hey, I'm sorry for freaking out. I'll see you later." Frankie said, smiling and walking back to his van. Miss Texas smiled a little and walked back to the field.
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"What the hell is that? Why is Frankie hanging with her lately?" Afton asked, watching the little scene between Frankie and Miss Texas come to an end.

"I don't know. Rog was telling me Frankie's been acting weird all week and not even going out at all." Daphne replied, checking her hair in her compact.

"That's not Frankie." Ewings commented, shaking her head. "That bitch is fucking with his head."

"Well, maybe we can help him with that." Daphne said, an evil smile forming on her face.

Afton smiled back as the teacher blew the whistle for class to begin.

"Let's do it then..."
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"Okay girls, I'm just going to be over talking to Mr. 84 for a moment. Just continue your game." Ms. Malloy said, walking to the sidelines. She blew the whistle once more and the field hockey game began once again.

The girls passed the ball around and Pamela received it, trying to fend off the other girls who were eager to get it away from her. Afton, Ewings and Daphne seized the opportunity and closed in on Miss Texas.

"So, what's with you and Frankie lately?" Daphne asked, shoving Miss Texas into Ewings.

"Are you lovers?" Ewings asked, laughing.

"Leave me alone you dumb bitches." Miss Texas muttered, trying to get out of the way. Afton stepped in front of her and blocked her path.

"Not so fast, dear. I'm only giving you one warning. Stay away from Frankie. There is no way a skank like you can even compare to the likes of me so don't even bother." Afton said, giving Miss Texas a finally push onto the ground.

Miss Texas hit the ground and glared up at Afton, who was laughing along with Ewings and Daphne. Suddenly, Afton was thrown to the ground as Pamela jumped on top of her.

"Who's laughing now, bitch!" Pamela yelled, punching Afton's face over and over. Afton screamed with pain and tried to shield her face from Pamela's blows.

"Pamela!!! Get off of Afton right now!!!" Ms. Malloy yelled, trying to pull Pamela off Afton. Pamela just kept hitting her and Bobby and AK quickly jumped off the bleachers to lend a hand.

"You stay the hell away from my sister! If I ever see you near her again, I'll kill you!" Pamela yelled as Bobby lifted her off of Afton. She kicked and screamed as she was led to Mr. 84's office.

Miss Texas just sat on the ground, shaking. She then watched as Afton was led to the school nurse.

Pamela's final words echoed in her head

"I'm going to kill you!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Afton to Cliff: "Sweetheart, take a minute and look outside yourself. You'll see an awful lot of things." (1983)

[Karen]

Hey Afton, when's the next instalment due??

It's brilliant!!

"Well, let me put it this way. If you're stranded in the desert, with no food or water for three days, and you come upon Abby Cunningham with a picnic basket -Keep Going!"