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Episode 2- Love's a Blast- Part 1
Another sunny day in Miami. Texxie, Pamela, and Sue Ellen are eating cheesecake on
Texxie: Sis has forced me to go out on a blind date with some man she found at a dating
Sue Ellen: Those dating services are so impersonal.
Pamela: I've never had to use a dating service.
Texxie: No, but you had to install a "Take-a-number" dispenser on your bedroom door.
Pamela: It's not my fault that I'm irresistible to men.
Sue Ellen: Back in St. Philly we had an old fashioned dating service.
Texxie: Sue if there is a cow or herring anywhere in this story, I will kick you back to St.
Sue Ellen: Never mind then.
Kathy comes running in.
Kathy: Here you go, pussycat, here's all the info about the date tonight.
Texxie: Are you sure that this date will go alright?
Kathy: The woman at the place said that this was your best match, and since this man
doesn't have a crime record I think you should go.
Texxie: Very reassuring, sis.
Texxie and Kathy leave and go to Texxie's room to find pick something out for her to
Pamela: You know, Sue, the BCBA is holding a contest for the best tasting cheesecake
Sue Ellen: What's the BCBA?
Pamela: Betty Crocker Bakers of America.
Sue Ellen: We had a baking contest in St. Philly one time.
Pamela: Oh God....
Sue Ellen: The dessert competition came down my drukenfluken, and Anita Smithfaren's
Pamela: Pickled herring?
Sue Ellen: Yes, St. Philly's 2nd most favorite dessert.
Pamela shoots a look of fear at Sue
Pamela: So who won?
Sue Ellen: Actually it was a tie. A cow had broken loose at the Dairy Queen festival
across the street. He ran right into the competition and ran into Anita. And to this day
it's been said that herring and cows are somehow related.
Pamela: What the hell are you talking about? Nevermind. How about us 2 enter the
Sue Ellen: Okey dokey.
Fade in on a restaurant, dimly lit, and with fancy music.
Texxie: Waiter is my date here yet?
Waiter: Right this way ma'am.
Texxie: (walking over to the table) Oh My God...
Cliff: Hi Babe.
Texxie: You're MY date? My blind date.
Cliff: That's right babe. I paid the woman at the agency to put us together.
Texxie: Did my sister know this???
Cliff: No, babe, but I hat to see you one more time.
Texxie: Why Clifford?
Cliff: To tell you this. (getting down on one knee) Will you marry me again??
To be continued..............