What Would Each Of The Characters Have Been Least Likely To Say?

[SueEllenE]

Can you imagine Cliff ever saying:"It's time we ended this Barnes-Ewing feud?" or "I'm tired of Chinese food. Let's have Italian?" What do you think the characters would have been least likely to say?

[Head of the OLM]

J.R.: Mama, I think Cliff and I are going to go horseback riding today and then have some lunch at Arby's.

[Canon]

Jenna: "Bobby Ive absolutely no interest in living at Southfork"

[happygirl]

JR I'm done have mistress you are the only for me, and him mean it

[happygirl]

Miss Ellie, It times this boys to move out and get there own places

[ryanna1978]

JR: I GIVE YOU MY BLESSING TO MARRY THAT BARNES WOMAN..ER..SORRY I MEANT PAM.

[SnarkyOracle!]

Ellie: "Hell, Clayton, that's not how Jock did it--- use some more JAW forgodsake!"

[Robin]

Sue Ellen - I think I'll go work in the barn today.

[Chris2]

J.R.: "I think I'll give Gary a call and see how he's doing."

Bobby: "Pamela, stop being such a whiny wimp. You're getting on my nerves."

Mark Graison: "You know, I think it's time to shave off this cheesy singles-bar mustache."

Jock (via his will): "And I bequeath 100% of Ewing Oil to my beloved son, Gary."

Miss Ellie: "I'm going to take a trip to Paris to check out the latest fashions."

Ray: "I'll take a white zinfandel, Teresa."

[SueEllenE]

Ray: JR, Bobby, I think I want in on Ewing Oil.

[JennasBoutique]

Chris II....... LOL @ Gary comment

[Cureboy]

Clayton: "I sure do miss that big portrait of Jock"

JR: "No you may not buy me a drink...I'm a happily married man!!"

[Jenn]

well with last nights DFN episode,JR would probably be least likely to say Welcome Back Pam.I sure missed you around here.I apologize for what I did.I just wanted to bring you and Bobby together again.although he would be least likely to say that at any point.

[SueEllenE]

Katherine: No, Bobby, I'm just not interested in you. Please don't beg. It's pathetic.


Digger: Jock, I was wrong and you were right. Let's bury the hatchet.

[Darius]

Miss Ellie: "Clayton, let's join a swingers club."

[Possum]

Jock: "I'm gonna trade this tank I call a car for either a Chevy Vega or a Ford Pinto."

SueEllen: "I'm going to become a nun."

J.R.: "Come on, Bobby and Ray, would you just stand back and let me fight these three big guys at the bar?"

Pam: "I want you, J.R., here and now!"

[Canon]

JR: "I always wanted to be a priest"

[rebeccabarnes]

Digger: "I think I'll give up drinking and start
goint to AA."

Donna: "I'm going to quit my career and be a full-time house wife, just cooking and cleaning the house while Ray's at work."

[Mickey Fairgate]

Jock, via his will and codicil:

"I want Ewing Oil divided up on paper, into 4 equal parts of 25% each, with 25% going to J.R. 25% to Bobby, 25% to Ray, and 25% to Gary. The four will be in a contest that will last for one year from the date of the dividing up of the assets. Whoever shows the greatest gain at the end of the year for his 25% share of Ewing Oil, will inherit 40% of Ewing Oil, the other 3 brothers will each inherit 10% each, leaving the other 30% to be divided between Miss Ellie, Lucy, and John Ross Ewing III, so they too will always benefit from the company which I founded. In the unfortunate event that any one of the four brothers predeceases the others before the year is up, then his share will be given to whoever is the most behind in the race at the time of that brother's death."

[Miss Ellie 007]

JR to Sue Ellen: You know, probably the worst thing for your mental health was marrying me. I think I need to go to therapy with you. And no more bourbon & branch!
Jenna to Pam: It would be an honor Pam to be your Maid of Honor and Charly your junior bridesmaid when your remarry Bobby. Thanks for asking!
Ray to Donna: Forget that big house we're building. Hell, let's tear it down and build it up in the image of Southfork.