I've come out of retirement to post for one last time to wish you a happy birthday and have a Kingsfield Courvoisier Curveball cocktail on me to...
How you managed to play Titan and run the whole game at the same time is beyond me. Well done for a doing such a great job.
I had no idea who anyone was and I think I got every identity wrong.
I'm going to miss being the good professor, it was fun being someone other...
Congratulations Mr Totallos, a worthy winner. Well done to you too, Miss Tramell for coming second.
Charles: Thank you Miss Emma and thank you Mr Big Brother for all your work in making the experience such a delightful one.
Charles you have been evicted, please leave the Big Brother house.
Emma: Congratulations Charles, for finishing third. Are you surprised...
Bye all, it's been fun. Thank you for making my time in the house something special.
I missed saying goodbye to Megan and Shannon because everyone was taking so long in the bathroom. Well done, dear ladies, see you on the outside.
I getting ready to ride off into the sunset.
For my housemates:
This one is dedicated to Big Brother for giving us this experience:
I dedicate this to my fellow housemates with my gratitude for the joy that has been spending the past few weeks with you.
I slipped Mr Big Brother a cd that I smuggled into the house: William Orbit's Barber's Adagio For Strings
Thank you Mr Big Brother, check out my moves to this track.
Mr DJ Big Brother, do you have William Orbit's version of Barber's Adagio For Strings?
Anyone for a twiglet?
I've made some party good...
...and I'll open a packet of cheesy wotsits and some custard creams.
Miss Tramell, you have a big future in front of you.
I've been practicing my dance moves.
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