Let them laugh, Sar. We know the truth.
I hope Mrs McClusky doesn't turn up.
Quite fancy myself as a 21st century JR.
"You just get dumber and dumber every day, Barnes". Yep, I've got it.
Indeed - I'd be Jack and you'd be Vera though, right ?
I think so, Sar. Like I said before, we're like the Posh & Becks of soap forums.
I first read it when I was about 14 and I've loved Russian literature ever since.
Sar, you might be a bit of a Loony Tune but that doesn't matter to me.
The Old Brass has got to go, Sar. At least Nick has decided that it's over. Hopefully she'll end up back on the street where she belongs.
Anyone ever sucked a Fisherman's Friend ?
I'm back now Sar and I mean business.
You are more than just a play thing to me, Sar. You must know that.
I would like to learn to play a musical instrument. Maybe something like the triangle. But I just don't have the time, what with all the partying...
I've always said that you are the brainiest bird on this forum, Sar. The full package, as it were.
L'Imperatrice by Dolce & Gabbana kicks the ass of all other fragrances.
Sar, I can take you to places you've only ever dreamed of. Every garden will be a Garden of Eden and there will be pink KitKats growing on every...
Ning-King Fried Slices with Yuka Yuka potatoes and Himalayan yam puree and a portion of Bachelor's Chip Shop Mushy Peas fresh from the tin. For...
I've just finished "Lesbian Bondage Zombie Sex Orgy" which is about the life of Mother Theresa and the fantastic selfless work she did around the...
Totes amazing or whatevs.
I always think that the map outline of Britain looks like a piece of bacon frying in a pan.
I've just finished "Black Beauty" which is about a horse that seems to understand spoken English and who is as intelligent as Einstein. I found it...
Separate names with a comma.