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Originally Posted by joan w

He has a face like a weasel licking $hite off a yard brush.

My Mum wouldnt "run off" with him..............

Originally Posted by Mojo

lmao.. very descriptive.. but i'd say he looks more like this dude from the Dark Crystal.

LMAO! Both very fitting descriptions

Originally Posted by joan w

He has a face like a weasel licking $hite off a yard brush.

My Mum wouldnt "run off" with him..............

lmao.. very descriptive.. but i'd say he looks more like this dude from the Dark Crystal.

Originally Posted by joan w

He has a face like a weasel licking $hite off a yard brush.

haw haw haw

He has a face like a weasel licking $hite off a yard brush.

My Mum wouldnt "run off" with him..............

Originally Posted by Mojo

hahahaha...

you mean, the 18yr old isn't hot for him?
why not?

Cause he looks like Lizzie from prisoner Cell Block H and qualifies for a bus pass!

Originally Posted by mztx71

Just edited that so that it rings true!

hahahaha...

you mean, the 18yr old isn't hot for him?
why not?


mind you, his art is beautiful.

Damn. That's a shame!

Originally Posted by Kimmekap

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1408174.ece

One said: �She is absolutely besotted with Ronnie's money

Just edited that so that it rings true!

makes me think of the phrase

What attracted you to the ageing, wrinkled, prune like MULTI MILLIONNAIRE ???

oh dear, Ronnie making Bill Wyman not the only pervy stone

Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood Dumps Wife Of 23 Years For 18 Year Old Girl

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1408174.ece

ROLLING STONE RONNIE WOOD was last night living with a Russian bargirl less than a THIRD of his age — who is bragging to pals how he has dumped his wife of 23 years.

Muscovite Ekaterina Ivanova, 18, claims shocked Jo Wood begged her not to steal the 61-year-old after he took her home to meet his missus. But the cocktail waitress told friends she sneered at the blonde ex-model: �I am not taking him — he is leaving.�

Dad-of-four Ronnie, who met the teenager while out boozing, has now whisked her away to his luxury pad in Ireland.

Yesterday Jo, 53, who believed the pair had gone on a painting holiday together, was horrified to learn of the teenager’s boasts — and insisted the conversation at the couple’s South West London mansion NEVER took place.

Jo declared: �She is mad — she is a terrible alcoholic.

�I know her — she’s been here. She’s a friend and he’s a guy — I’m going to call her now.

�And I’m gonna go and call him now and tell him what she’s said.�

Jo admitted she WAS frantic with worry — but said it was because alcoholic Ronnie was hitting the bottle again.

She revealed at the family home in Kingston upon Thames: �He’s drinking heavily — maybe two bottles of vodka a day.�

Jo said boozy Ekaterina had wormed her way into becoming a drunking buddy of her husband — who has earned respect in the art world with his paintings.

The wife insisted: �I was quite all right that she was hanging around with him.

�They have been staying in Ireland and Ronnie’s art man was with them.

�Ronnie told me she was staying there and I said, ‘OK — get on with it and have a drink, go mad. Drink your guts up’.�

Asked if she thought the pair were having an affair, Jo stressed: �They’re not boyfriend or girlfriend — not in that way.�

Ekaterina has been telling friends a different story.

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One said: �She is absolutely besotted with Ronnie.

�Whether or not he knows it, she plans a future with him.

�She has told everyone Ronnie has left his wife for her and they are a full-on item. She said she went to Ronnie’s house in London and has met his wife Jo.

�Ekaterina said Jo had told her she knew what was going on and begged her not to take her husband away.

�She claimed she told Jo, ‘I am not taking him. He is leaving’.

�She and Ronnie have been seeing each other ever since.�

Ekaterina used the social networking website Facebook to tell chums she and the guitarist were having a relationship.

In internet chats with them she said Ronnie was her boyfriend and she was quickly �falling in love�.

While Ekaterina has been staying with Ronnie in County Kildare — where he often goes to paint — the rocker has been using her as a model.

The friend said: �She has told everyone she has been posing for her boyfriend Ronnie, and that she only models for him.

Everyone’s a bit taken aback by the relationship.