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    STUDY: Most Govt Workers Could Be Replaced By Robots...

    Cab Driver Blames Speeding On Passengers’ Farts

    Hottest cut of all - Gaza barber wields blowtorch

    Pennsylvania fire company turns to 'naughty bingo' for cash

    Japanese student snaps fingers nearly 300 times in a minute

    Steer gets a taste of freedom after escaping butcher shop

    Man Allegedly Asks Girl Scouts To Trade Vodka For Cookies, Police Say
     
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    STUDY: Most Govt Workers Could Be Replaced By Robots...
    And the worst part is that we likely won't notice the switch.

    Cab Driver Blames Speeding On Passengers’ Farts
    He should stop picking up fares at Taco Bell.

    Hottest cut of all - Gaza barber wields blowtorch
    The Mideast's first barber shop/tanning salon closed within days.

    Pennsylvania fire company turns to 'naughty bingo' for cash
    The cops shut them down when the moderator offered to mark their "G" spots for them.

    Japanese student snaps fingers nearly 300 times in a minute
    ...and wouldn't you know it, the waitress still ignored him.

    Steer gets a taste of freedom after escaping butcher shop
    He would have made a clean getaway if that taxi driver hadn't complained about the smelly farting.

    Man Allegedly Asks Girl Scouts To Trade Vodka For Cookies, Police Say
    How gauche...everyone knows you pair chardonnay with Thin Mints, not vodka! :re:
     
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    NASA announces winners of 'Space Poop Challenge'

    Australian man cracks world's longest whip -- nearly 330 feet long

    Man Hammers 38 Nails With His Skull In Pursuit Of World Record

    Military helicopter pilot ridiculed after casually landing on a freeway to ask for directions

    Pet squirrel goes nuts on burglar, leads to arrest...

    Neighbors Unenthused About Proposal to Change Road Name to 'Dick Street'

    Woman caught smuggling 13 pounds of horse genitals in luggage...
     
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    NASA announces winners of 'Space Poop Challenge'
    Ironically, the winners finished #2.

    Australian man cracks world's longest whip -- nearly 330 feet long
    Another Fifty Shades sequel...already?

    Man Hammers 38 Nails With His Skull In Pursuit Of World Record
    Afterwards, he impressed his girlfriend by snaking 38 drains with...another body part.

    Military helicopter pilot ridiculed after casually landing on a freeway to ask for directions
    Harrison Ford has become a menace in his old age.

    Pet squirrel goes nuts on burglar, leads to arrest...
    Luckily, both parties are now back in their appropriate cages.

    Neighbors Unenthused About Proposal to Change Road Name to 'Dick Street'
    It's been known as P. Ennis Boulevard for fifty years--why change it now?

    Woman caught smuggling 13 pounds of horse genitals in luggage...
    Lena Dunham really has become an attention whore, hasn't she?
     
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    SNAP: Angry vegan slams into chicken truck...

    Homeowners adding James Bond-esque security measures...

    Smart condom rates sexual performance...

    Woman crafts wedding dress out of Taco Bell wrappers

    Man dies under six-ton pile of porn mags...

    Australian man pleads guilty to driving motorized cooler while drunk

    Peeps Oreos Are Reportedly Turning Poop Pink

    Scientists Find Out How Much Pee Is Really In The Swimming Pool
     
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    SNAP: Angry vegan slams into chicken truck...

    The resulting inferno was the inspiration for Colonel Sanders' "Roadside Roasters"

    Homeowners adding James Bond-esque security measures...

    Every time they visit the mailbox, Judi Dench tries to shoot them.

    Smart condom rates sexual performance...

    Sales were said to rise sharply, then plummet almost immediately after.

    Woman crafts wedding dress out of Taco Bell wrappers

    Her creation is worth an estimated 400 pounds...which coincidentally is also how much the groom weighed.

    Man dies under six-ton pile of porn mags...

    The NC-17 episode of "Hoarders" that thankfully never aired.

    Australian man pleads guilty to driving motorized cooler while drunk

    The Australians and the Floridians seem to be neck-and-neck in this category...

    Peeps Oreos Are Reportedly Turning Poop Pink

    Luckily the Jelly-Belly Ex-Lax got things back to normal.

    Scientists Find Out How Much Pee Is Really In The Swimming Pool

    And those floating, pink objects are NOT water wings.
     
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    ......... this thread never fails to entertain :)

    :D:D:D
     
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    A.1. steak sauce bottles keep turning up inside Ohio library

    Bright pink water comes out of taps in Canada

    Chinese Park Skimps On Toilet Paper With Facial-Recognition Machines

    STUDY: Smartphones dirtier than toilets...

    Cellphone attachment counts sperm...

    Parrots flying high on drugs plunder poppy fields to feed addiction...
     
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    A.1. steak sauce bottles keep turning up inside Ohio library

    Fingerprint testing on several objects was said to be "promising, though a bit salty".

    Bright pink water comes out of taps in Canada

    When you change your town's name to Pepto-Bismol on a dare, these things are bound to happen.

    Chinese Park Skimps On Toilet Paper With Facial-Recognition Machines

    What IS it with Communists and their aversion to toilet paper?

    STUDY: Smartphones dirtier than toilets...

    Says the reporter who reads all his news on his smartphone...while on the toilet. Coincidence?

    Cellphone attachment counts sperm...

    Unfortunately the sample is easily corrupted when your ringer is set to 'vibrate'.

    Parrots flying high on drugs plunder poppy fields to feed addiction...

    Polly want a Crackhead??
     
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    Teen headbutts his way into record books

    Teens Are Getting Crazy With Duct Tape To Get Money For Prom


    South Carolina Parking Space Going for $74,000

    Sneakers so stinky, they won a prize

    Man-eating shark on road in Oz after cyclone...

    Cloud rains tequila...

    Fearsome Tyrannosaurus rex was a sensitive lover
     
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    Teen headbutts his way into record books
    Moral of the story: head-butting an elderly Queen will earn you a record-breaking stay in the Tower of London.

    Teens Are Getting Crazy With Duct Tape To Get Money For Prom
    "We found Granny taped to a chair, her home ransacked and her empty pocketbook tossed into the bushes outside."

    South Carolina Parking Space Going for $74,000
    To be fair, it's hard to find parking spaces for the USS Yorktown...

    Sneakers so stinky, they won a prize
    The Al Bundy Memorial Trophy is only awarded every five years to give the blue-ribbon panel time to recover.

    Man-eating shark on road in Oz after cyclone...
    Hey, they ought to make movie about this. Nah, nobody would buy such a ridiculous premise.

    Cloud rains tequila...
    Reports of drunken sharks landing nearby were later discredited.

    Fearsome Tyrannosaurus rex was a sensitive lover
    It was hard for him to cuddle afterwards, though, due to over-sensitivity about his tiny hands.
     
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    Austria's Green Party to teach women how to urinate standing up

    Swearing increases physical strength...

    Tasters rate 'refreshing' beer made from recycled urine...


    SCIENTISTS: Eating Boogers Good for Health...

    Man jailed for sparking forest fire with soiled toilet paper...

    Theme park sets up fake fights to help guests impress dates...
     
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    Austria's Green Party to teach women how to urinate standing up
    This way, the wives will quit whining that the husbands left the seat up

    Swearing increases physical strength...
    The day after the election, Hillary Clinton was able to bench-press 350!

    Tasters rate 'refreshing' beer made from recycled urine...

    You don't want to know where the pretzels came from.

    SCIENTISTS: Eating Boogers Good for Health...
    But seriously damaging to your social life.

    Man jailed for sparking forest fire with soiled toilet paper...
    He was rubbing two 'recycled' pretzels together and woosh...

    Theme park sets up fake fights to help guests impress dates...
    Co-owned by Sean Penn and Russell Crowe?
     
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