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  1. UKnowWho

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    STUDY: Most Govt Workers Could Be Replaced By Robots...

    Cab Driver Blames Speeding On Passengers’ Farts

    Hottest cut of all - Gaza barber wields blowtorch

    Pennsylvania fire company turns to 'naughty bingo' for cash

    Japanese student snaps fingers nearly 300 times in a minute

    Steer gets a taste of freedom after escaping butcher shop

    Man Allegedly Asks Girl Scouts To Trade Vodka For Cookies, Police Say
     
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    STUDY: Most Govt Workers Could Be Replaced By Robots...
    And the worst part is that we likely won't notice the switch.

    Cab Driver Blames Speeding On Passengers’ Farts
    He should stop picking up fares at Taco Bell.

    Hottest cut of all - Gaza barber wields blowtorch
    The Mideast's first barber shop/tanning salon closed within days.

    Pennsylvania fire company turns to 'naughty bingo' for cash
    The cops shut them down when the moderator offered to mark their "G" spots for them.

    Japanese student snaps fingers nearly 300 times in a minute
    ...and wouldn't you know it, the waitress still ignored him.

    Steer gets a taste of freedom after escaping butcher shop
    He would have made a clean getaway if that taxi driver hadn't complained about the smelly farting.

    Man Allegedly Asks Girl Scouts To Trade Vodka For Cookies, Police Say
    How gauche...everyone knows you pair chardonnay with Thin Mints, not vodka! :re:
     
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    NASA announces winners of 'Space Poop Challenge'

    Australian man cracks world's longest whip -- nearly 330 feet long

    Man Hammers 38 Nails With His Skull In Pursuit Of World Record

    Military helicopter pilot ridiculed after casually landing on a freeway to ask for directions

    Pet squirrel goes nuts on burglar, leads to arrest...

    Neighbors Unenthused About Proposal to Change Road Name to 'Dick Street'

    Woman caught smuggling 13 pounds of horse genitals in luggage...
     
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    NASA announces winners of 'Space Poop Challenge'
    Ironically, the winners finished #2.

    Australian man cracks world's longest whip -- nearly 330 feet long
    Another Fifty Shades sequel...already?

    Man Hammers 38 Nails With His Skull In Pursuit Of World Record
    Afterwards, he impressed his girlfriend by snaking 38 drains with...another body part.

    Military helicopter pilot ridiculed after casually landing on a freeway to ask for directions
    Harrison Ford has become a menace in his old age.

    Pet squirrel goes nuts on burglar, leads to arrest...
    Luckily, both parties are now back in their appropriate cages.

    Neighbors Unenthused About Proposal to Change Road Name to 'Dick Street'
    It's been known as P. Ennis Boulevard for fifty years--why change it now?

    Woman caught smuggling 13 pounds of horse genitals in luggage...
    Lena Dunham really has become an attention whore, hasn't she?
     
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