Defining Ewing

[Frankie]

How do you define a Ewing?? What are the standards and prerequisites you need to have to be a REAL Ewing, according to JR?

Some are:

1. You're parents have to be Ellie and Jock
2. You need to have a lust for power and money.
3. Have the desire to strike fear in your enemies hearts.

What other can y'all think of?

[Pam Ewing]

Those are qualities you need to be JR Ewing. Gary and Bobby did not have those qualities.

Ewing qualities:

1. Your father's name is Ewing
2. You love your family, even if you show it in some strange ways(JR)
3. You love the land
4. You are willing to cross the legal line to get ahead, even once
5. You marry only beautiful people

I actually don't consider Ray a Ewing, but he does have all these qualities.

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JR: "Bobby, you're becoming a regular little detective"
Bobby: "Well, JR, that's a handy talent to have with a brother like you"