Help! I am addicted to Ewing Oil!!

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

Okay..who started this chat thing every single night??!! I can't get anything done because I am up till the wee hours of the morning chatting with my friends. My house looks like a tornado hit it, I have 30 books waiting for me to read (because I cannot come remotely close to Borders or Barnes & Noble without buying a book), and I need to rewatch Dallas season 3!!Good think I am on Christmas vacation or I would already be in the sanitarium with Sue Ellen!

I know what your thinking..why don't you use some self control??! Well..if I had any of that :grrr:! I wouldn't be here would I?..Thanks for letting me vent and I am sure I will be swigging vodka from a mouthwash bottle with Sue Ellen very soon! :exit:

[Mojo]

Okay..who started this chat thing every single night??!! I can't get anything done because I am up till the wee hours of the morning chatting with my friends. My house looks like a tornado hit it, I have 30 books waiting for me to read (because I cannot come remotely close to Borders or Barnes & Noble with buying a book), and I need to rewatch Dallas season 3!!Good think I am on Christmas vacation or I would already be in the sanitarium with Sue Ellen!

I know what your thinking..why don't you use some self control??! Well..if I had any of that :grrr:! I wouldn't be here would I?..Thanks for letting me vent and I am sure I will be swigging vodka from a mouthwash bottle with Sue Ellen in very time! :exit:

"in very time" mrs??
lol.. put the bottle down.

don't worry, you're not the only one who likes it.. it's fun.. it'd be good if more people used it more often though.

[Fajita Mel]

Feh....you don't need to swig vodka from the mouthwash bottle....you do it every night from the shot glass. lol :D

I'm just as guilty....I stayed up with you and Mrs.SueEllenEwing till after 4am yesterday and had to go get my new tires put on at 9:00. Since I took a shower before getting on the computer that night, I managed to crawl out of bed at 8:15 (THAT WAS HELL) and do my hair and stuff quickly only to go outside and find the Jeep covered in ice. AHHHH!!!! I tried to take a nap when I got home to make up for it, but between my tenant building closets and shelves for my mom downstairs, the wind blowing 40 mph outside, and the cats tearing the house apart because they get high on their 'nip....I got no sleep. lol I am worn. How many nights have we been staying up now? It's been like a week. This can't keep up! LOL! Well Thursday night I won't be home....so....carry on. You may have a night off. Mrs....girl....we need help. lol

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

MOJO!!!!! I fixed it! and Mel was suppose to check for drunk spelling errors... Your fired hooker!

[Fajita Mel]

Whaaaaaaaaa. You never said anything about me proofreading you wench. lol

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

Bull :grrr:! That was your only job!!! Thank god.. the chat isn't on during the day.. I have managed to keep up my family duties by going to about 8 movies and other things...right Mel..;)

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[Fajita Mel]

"Somehow I must find a way to please thee, Master!" :D

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

"Somehow I must find a way to please thee, Master!" :D


ROTFLMFAO!!! Mel..you are the funniest hooker I know! :goodbad:

[Swami]

I just can't get time for any silliness like that.

Swami

[Fajita Mel]

Hey, don't knock it till ya try it! lol Good times!

[Dallasdaze]

Yah, it's really fun....:rolleyes::sosad:

[bacteriophage]

What's wrong, DD? lol

Yes, I love chat! Just when I get over it and forget all about it, it revives itself and I find myself staying up until 4am every night again lol. I was meant to go to the hospital today and woke up like 3 hours late.

[PT Freakin' G]

I'm in there almost every night lately. I love it too.

[Fajita Mel]

We don't exclude anyone, you know. It's a free chat. lol

Mrs and I mostly stay up late and think of stupid ass captions for the Dallas forum. Cuz that's how we roll. lol Or like last night, we looked up pictures of bare chested men for an hour and a half. :D

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

I just can't get time for any silliness like that.

Swami

Really...I don't think this is silliness. I work hard for this forum finding barechested Dallas beefcakes and creating smartassed remarks for the caption thread. It is a sacrifice, but someone has to do it so all of us may benefit.

[Jessie]

Okay..who started this chat thing every single night??!! I can't get anything done because I am up till the wee hours of the morning chatting with my friends. My house looks like a tornado hit it, I have 30 books waiting for me to read (because I cannot come remotely close to Borders or Barnes & Noble without buying a book), and I need to rewatch Dallas season 3!!Good think I am on Christmas vacation or I would already be in the sanitarium with Sue Ellen!

I know what your thinking..why don't you use some self control??! Well..if I had any of that :grrr:! I wouldn't be here would I?..Thanks for letting me vent and I am sure I will be swigging vodka from a mouthwash bottle with Sue Ellen very soon! :exit:

I love your post Mrs. JR. Ewing. Your too funny. Jessie

[Fajita Mel]

I am telling you....this whole thing threw off my sleep schedule. I was awake till 6am this morning and slept until 2:30 this afternoon. How will I ever work banker's hours? lol

[Dallasdaze]

I love the chat!! I especially like chatting with you know who!!

[bacteriophage]

We all love You Know Who!! (l)(l) :D

[Mojo]

I love the chat!! I especially like chatting with you know who!!

you know who??

voldemort?

[bacteriophage]

you know who??

voldemort?

Isn't You Know Who looking lovely these days?

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[Mrs. JR Ewing]

you know who??

voldemort?

Voldemort is "He who must not be named"! Jeeze Mojo get it right!! :D

[Dallasdaze]

Are u still addicted now? MRS JR EWING- where ya been???

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

I had to go back to the real world of the working people...don't have much time to be addicted to anything now a days!! lol

[J. R.'s Piece]

I am addicted to Ewing Oil!!:exit:

It happens. I am addicted to Mogul Oil!! :exit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf2OXiFO0n0

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

It happens. I am addicted to Mogul Oil!! :exit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf2OXiFO0n0

I have never seen this show before...but it looks intriguing...is there backstabbing, two-timing whoring around, wild sex in the barn, Alcoholism, and just general bitchiness like on Dallas?!!

[J. R.'s Piece]

Well....yes!.... except sadly the wild sex in barns is only implied. The man who runs the company (B. Stead) is a ruthless swine who will stop at nothing in the pursuit of building up Mogul Oil, no matter who gets hurt!

[Jessie]

LOL
I thought you guys were kidding about a show called Moguls Oil. I looked it up and their is a show. Too Funny.

I'm addicted to this site too but because of my fan fictions and reading alot of the threads and games. My family will say OMG the show has been off the air since 1991.. OH well I'm a fan. LOL

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

Well....yes!.... except sadly the wild sex in barns is only implied. The man who runs the company (B. Stead) is a ruthless swine who will stop at nothing in the pursuit of building up Mogul Oil, no matter who gets hurt!

Wow..this Stead guy sounds vaguely familiar.....:p