ihtgb
05-28-2009, 02:25 AM
Ugh! Grapes come in so many colors, I just can't decide which ones I want!!!! Green or purple, purple or green!!!1! Too many choices! Do I want the ones that are deliciously sweet or sweetly delicious?
The other day and I was at the supermarket, looking to buy six grapes for a mid-afternoon snack. First, the huge selection of grapes was overwhelming and I garsh darn near had a panic attack looking at the plethora of choices, and when I finally decided which kind I wanted (deliciously sweet concord grapes, they were) I found out they don't sell grapes individually! What kind of BS is that?!?!
So, I promptly spit in their faces, smashed their grapes, lit their store on fire, prank called Taco Bell and ran through the streets with no shoes on, because I believed that would be a good way to vent my anger. The cops still haven't found me!
Grapes - you can't live with them, you actually probably could live without them.
The other day and I was at the supermarket, looking to buy six grapes for a mid-afternoon snack. First, the huge selection of grapes was overwhelming and I garsh darn near had a panic attack looking at the plethora of choices, and when I finally decided which kind I wanted (deliciously sweet concord grapes, they were) I found out they don't sell grapes individually! What kind of BS is that?!?!
So, I promptly spit in their faces, smashed their grapes, lit their store on fire, prank called Taco Bell and ran through the streets with no shoes on, because I believed that would be a good way to vent my anger. The cops still haven't found me!
Grapes - you can't live with them, you actually probably could live without them.