Fake News Headlines

[Jack]

Al Gore's children receive carbon credits for Winter Solstice Holiday

North Pole shuts down as elves unionize, demand warmer work environment

Santa's sleigh grounded: PETA files animal cruelty suit against jolly old St. Nick

Comet and Blitzen refuse to serve with openly gay Dasher and Prancer

Rudolph publishes auto-biography, says shiny nose still cause for discrimination

Democrats call for troop surge in the War on Bush

Pelosi declares she likes class war, pledges to stay the course

Violence in Iraq down 60%; media stories reporting this down 6000%

Imus covers all bases by hiring undocumented-Black- Jewish-homeless- transgendered-vegan- disabled-obese-Kartina- victim as a sidekick

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Truthers: "Clinton bomb threat was an inside job"

"Mall security" takes over operations in Baghdad

New study suggests that 1 US gallon of Latte is 170 times more expensive than 1 US gallon of Regular gasoline.

Al Gore sterilizes self to protect planet: 'Having children is selfish'

[Jack]

Schumer demands Karl Rove be indicted on 1976 parking ticket


Dems: Khalid Sheik Mohamed just watched too many episodes of 24 and made all that stuff in his confession up

Following Scooter Libby success, media demands journalists be included on all future juries

Obama promises to "purge himself" if he loses to Hillary to spare the public a lengthy trial

Democrat leaders don't support terrorists but they support their mission

Bush: I support Democrat majority - but not their mission

Evoking Lincoln, Obama announces candidacy, plans to invade and burn the South if elected

Putin takes break from rebuilding Iron Curtain to declare "US wants to dominate world"

Al Gore unveils new term "hot snow"

Hillary Clinton clams she is father of Anna Nicole's baby, millions of campaign cash on the line

MSM: "If only Joe Biden was a Republican, we'd have a front page story"

Media clamors to find reason to blame Bush for Lebanon riots

If capping corporate profits feels real good, try capping Ford's $16 billion loss

Scientists: Global Warming to blame for dwindling numbers of Yeti sightings

As Obama announces presidential bid, Hillary consults mirror mirror on the wall

UN: 34,000 Iraqis killed In 2006 still way below 1986 record of 100,000

Democrats warn that new Bush Iraq strategy might lead to victory

Al Gore: Denver meteor shower result of galactic climate change

Greenpeace sends activists to the sun to protest growing emission of heat

American people mourn death of former US President; American media mourns death of former Iraqi dictator

Ethiopia emerges as world's only superpower capable of defeating Islamic radicals

Democrats make a selfless collective effort to pretend they genuinely liked Gerald R. Ford

Putin set to announce next year's election results this Tuesday

Robert Byrd to become Grand Wizard Pro Tempore of the Senate

[Mayor Gregory]

Al Gore unveils new term "hot snow"

Al Gore: Denver meteor shower result of galactic climate change



:D FUNNY because you could believe he WOULD try those lines :D :D :D