They Didn't Say That

[Scarlett]

Here's a new game to play. You take a character and then you quote them with something that they never said.

Example:

Cliff Barnes - Jock Ewing is the greatest man that ever lived.

Cliff never said that.

One person would type in a character and then the person below them would come up with something that they never said.

Pamela Ewing.

[JROG]

Yay, I instantly thought of Pam and then I read you had chosen Pam! lol

Pamela Barnes Ewing: J.R. is the sexiest man I have ever seen!

GREAT GAME AND IDEA SCARLLY! :partytime

J.R. Ewing

DDD

[PT Freakin' G]

J.R.: I surrender.

Miss Ellie

[Scarlett]

This was for J.R.
I would never cheat a fellow businssman. How dare you accuse of me of that? I use ethics!

Ellie:

Kill the damn Barnes Family now!

Sue Ellen.

[Daphne]

Sue Ellen: Look Miss Ellie JR doesnt even like being on Southfork so we are leaving and never coming back

Ray Krebbs

[Scarlett]

Ray Krebbs: You know what, I'm gonna run for President of the United States

Sue Ellen

[JROG]

Sue Ellen: You know, Lucy, you are damn hot... wanna go upstairs?

Afton

DDD

[PT Freakin' G]

Ray: Donna, you can't talk me out of it this time. I've had it with Pamela, she needs to quit sleeping with my boyfriend Bobby!

Afton

[Scarlett]

Afton: I would never sleep with a married man.

Sue Ellen

[PT Freakin' G]

Sue Ellen: No, I don't want anything to drink.

Marilee

[Scarlett]

Marilee: What do you mean you want 'fringe benefits?'

Valene.

[JROG]

Valene: J.R. is such a good parent!

Digger

DDD

[Scarlett]

Digger: Rebecca, I don't care if you slept with Hutch. Give me a kiss.

Lucy

[PT Freakin' G]

Digger: Miss Ellie? No, she wasn't me true love. My true love was Rebecca Wentworth!

Dusty

[PT Freakin' G]

Valene: Goddammit, Gary! Why'd you invite that brat Lucy to live with us?!

Dusty

[Scarlett]

Dusty: I need to settle down and work with my daddy over at Farlow Industries.

Cliff

[JROG]

Dusty: Sue Ellen, you BITCH! Go drink some vodka!

Jock

DDD

[PT Freakin' G]

Cliff: J.R., let's be business partners!

Clayton

[JROG]

Clayton: Miss Ellie, you whore!

Punk Anderson

DDD

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Punk: Now that Jock is gone, I want to severe ties with the Ewings.

Jenna:

[JROG]

Jenna: God, Pam is so much hotter than I am!

Miss Ellie

DDD

[Ray&Donna]

Interesting game!lol

Jenna: I'm going to learn how to stand on my own, without a man!


Jock

[JROG]

Jock: I am a sissy

Ray

DDD

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Ray: I think I should leave Southfork and spend some time with Amos.

Sly:

[Ray&Donna]

Ray: God, I hate cows.


Lucy

[JROG]

Lucy: I wish J.R. would eff me!

Rebecca:

DDD

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Rebecca: No, Pam and Cliff, I would never leave you.

Harve Smithfield:

[JROG]

Harve: I want to bribe someone!

Alan Beam:

DDD

[Daphne]

Alan: JR is the greatest business man in all of Dallas

Jock

[Scarlett]

Jenna: I don't love Bobby, never have, never will. I love this tree. I will marry this tree.

Mavis

[Scarlett]

Jock: Damn it all, what's a man to do with four sons, I wanted a daughter.

Mavis

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Mavis: No, Punk and I are just doing something low-key for our anniversary.

Charlie:

[JROG]

Charlie: I wish I was poor!

James:

DDD

[Scarlett]

James: I love you Michelle Stevens, let's move away from Dallas and get ourselves a nice farm.

Sly

[Daphne]

Sly: Oh JR you and I should sleep together more often, do you think we can? I will never want another raise again if we do

Cally

[JROG]

Cally: I'm so ugly!

J.R.

DDD

[Scarlett]

J.R.: Sue Ellen, I swear I will stick to our wedding vows, you're the only woman I ever wanted.

Sly

[JROG]

Sly: I need to shave my armpits

John Ross:

DDD

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Sly: I'm not going out to lunch with you, Phyllis.

Muriel:

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Oops, not fast enough

John Ross: I think I want to go live with Uncle Gary

Muriel:

[Daphne]

Muriel: I can't believe your Aunt Pam, all she ever cares about is Bobby

Michelle

[Scarlett]

John Ross: Daddy, why don't we throw mamma off Southfork for good?

Muriel: Oh I look so hot tonight, all the men will be looking at me.

Katherine Wentworth

[JROG]

Muriel: Mmmmm, I'm so sexy!

Bobby:

DDD

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Katherine: JR, leave Pam and Bobby alone.

Patricia Shepherd:

[Scarlett]

Michelle: Thank God April's dead, now I'm the pretty one.

Katherine Wentworth

[Scarlett]

Patricia Shepard: Those girls need to marry for love, no matter what it takes.

Bobby: Now I want to throw those little orphans into the street, they need to learn to rough it on their own, not depend on society for everything.

Pammy

[JROG]

Pammy: I wish J.R. loved me too!

Miss Ellie

DDD

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Pam: Oh, it's you Bobby. I was almost expecting Mark. I had this great dream that he was still alive and we got married.

Cliff

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Miss Ellie: Get your own place.

Cliff

[Scarlett]

Good one. :cheers: I was responding to your one about Pam, but that Ellie one was good too.

Cliff-Pam, we need to put people first, forget business, forget making money.

Gary

[JROG]

Gary: J.R. is the best big brother in the whole world!

J.R.

DDD

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Gary: From now on, I'm running Ewing Oil.

Donna:

[Scarlett]

J.R.: Cliff is like a brother to me, I love him.

Donna: J.R., I want you, I want you now.

Angelica Nero

[JROG]

Angelica: God, my clothes are SO modest!

Ray

DDD

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Angelica: I think I want to apply for a sales position at the Gap.

Mark:

[Scarlett]

Ray: Pamela Ewing I want to make a committment to you. Will you marry me?

Mandy Winger

[Scarlett]

Mark: I can't come between a man and his wife, Sue Ellen loves J.R., I won't ruin that.

Mandy Winger

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Mandy: JR, I'm letting you go.

Mark:

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Sorry...

Mandy: JR, I'm letting you go.

Matt Cantrell:

[Scarlett]

Matt: Emeralds are not profitable in this market, what we need are marbles.

Jerry Kenderson

[JROG]

Jerry: I don't wanna be here!

Pammy:

DDD

[Scarlett]

Pammy: Oh god I hate Christopher, he cries and cries, he never shuts up. I want a new baby, this one's broken.

Harry McSween

[JROG]

LOL:good:HILARIOUS! lol

Harry McSween: I want to do something good! lol

Donna:

DDD

[Girl Watching Basketball]

McSween: That is unethical.

Mitch:

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Donna: I am Takapa

Mitch:

[JROG]

Mitch: I want the Ewings to get me a house!

Teressa: (lol)

DDD

[Scarlett]

Donna: But Senator Dowling, I'm offering myself to you. I don't care that I'm married and pregnant, don't you want to make love to me?

Mitch: Lucy, I love your family, we need to live at Southfork.

Christopher

[Scarlett]

Teresa: Cook your own damn food

Christopher

[JROG]

hahahaha

Chris: I am happy! Wuah!

Pam:

DDD

[Girl Watching Basketball]

You guys all rock!!!

Christopher: I don't want to swim in the Southfork pool. There's something creepy about it.

Raoul: Run away with me, Lucy.

Jenna:

[Scarlett]

Jenna: J.R. I don't like you setting me up with Bobby, I want to run away with Naldo.

John Ross

[Girl Watching Basketball]

John Ross: Daddy, I want to be an accountant.

Roger the photographer:

[Scarlett]

Roger: Lucy, I know how desirable I am, but I'm your photographer, having a relationship with you would be wrong.

Jamie Ewing

[Daphne]

Jamie: JR, why would you want to stay with Sue Ellen she is just holding you back

The Winger Tramp

[Scarlett]

Mandy: I'm a virgin

Garrison Southworth

[Fajita Mel]

Garrison Southworth: Hello JR! I came to give my favorite nephew my gold watch before I die.

April

[Scarlett]

April: Bobby, you don't love me, you love Pam. You should go and find her, I'll even fund your journey.

Jeremy Wendell

[Daphne]

Jeremy: Sue Ellen, you are the best lover I have ever had

Lucy

[Scarlett]

Lucy: College is really important, so I am going to study hard every night.

Maggie Monahan

[Sid Fairgate]

Aunt Maggie: "Of course I don't care if you drink all day in my house Digger. I'll even pick up a bottle of your favorite whiskey if you want me to."

Peter Richards

[ncpryor56]

Jenna: "I am getting a job and my own house so that I do not have to mooch off the Ewings."

Harve

[Sid Fairgate]

Harve: "Of course I'll represent you Miss Ellie. I think Jock's will should be over-turned myself."

Peter Richards

[Tatianna]

Harve: "I'm sorry boys, but I can't represent you until you pay on your bill.

Ray:

[PT Freakin' G]

Ray: I just bought a modern apartment in Dallas.

Julie Grey

[kygirl]

Julie: "Neither one of those Ewings are any good in bed"

Raoul

[Sugar&Slick]

Raoul: I love working with the Ewings. They are all so nice

Teresa

[Daphne]

Teresa: JR, I am glad you left Sue Ellen for me, we make the best couple ever

Sly

[JROG]

Sly: I need to shave!

Sue Ellen:

DDD

[Scarlett]

Sue Ellen: I love it when J.R. seeks comfort with other women. This way he's even more skilled when he's with me.

Jack Ewing:

[JROG]

Jack: I wish I was a woman!

Jamie Ewing:

DDD

[Scarlett]

Jamie: I should be more like Uncle J.R., letting the ends justify the means

Vaughn Leeland

[kygirl]

Vaughn: " JR , you are the most honest man I've dealt with. how about some tea?"

Miss Ellie

[Sid Fairgate]

Miss Ellie: "I'm so glad Gary moved off of Southfork. Everybody knows JR is my favorite son."

Peter Richards:

[Vote4Cliff]

Miss Ellie: I am sick to death of picking up after you brats! JR & Bobby, when are you going to buy your own houses and take your pain in the ass wives and sniveling children away from Southfork?

Cliff

[Scarlett]

Peter: I hate kids!

Cliff: J.R. and I should go into business together.

Mandy Winger

[JROG]

Mandy: J.R., you're too old and fat for me!

Holly:

DDD

[Scarlett]

Holly: Those Cuban deals sound fantastic, we can make a quick profit without any complications.

J.R.:

[ArmCharm]

No i don't want the abortion I'll have Roger's baby

[Sid Fairgate]

JR: "To hell with the contest for Ewing Oil. Bobby is the best man to run the company by far!"

James Beaumont:

[Scarlett]

James: My dad seems to be in love with his first wife, Sue Ellen. I think I'll look her up in London and play a little matchmaker.

Debra Lynn

[Kimmekap]

JR: You know, I think I will actually put someone's elses needs above mine today... SIKE!!!

[Scarlett]

J.R.: With my mind control device, I can now continue my quest for world domination.

Debra Lynn

[emmalovesdallas]

Debra Lynn : I just love how JR is planning lil' Jimmy's life!

Mandy Winger

[JROG]

Mandy: I want to be poor!

Peter Richards:

DDD

[Scarlett]

Peter: Lucy looks so sexy tonight, I think I'll forget about Sue Ellen and spend some time with her.

Jordan Lee

[kygirl]

Jordan:" Mmmmmm.. Miss Ellie looks so yummy tonight!"

Dr. Danvers

[Kimmekap]

Peter: This speedo is just to small for me... I'll cover up!!!

[Scarlett]

Dr. Danvers: Sue Ellen, you need to drink more alcohol when pregnant. You know, statistics show that alcohol increases brain development in infants.

Clayton Farlow

[JROG]

Clayton: Bring me the shotgun from the closet, Ray!

Miss Ellie:

DDD

[kygirl]

M.E.:" Clayton, does this sack dress make my butt look big?"

Sue Ellen

[JROG]

^^^lolLMAO!

Sue Ellen: I wish J.R. would sleep around, I'm tired of him f*cking me every single day!

Bobby:

DDD

[Pam&Bobby4ever]

Pamela to Mark:

I LOVE YOU!!!!!

[JROG]

Bobby: I would never hit someone!

Mickey:

DDD

[Scarlett]

Mickey: I have goals, I'm going to Princeton in the fall.

Afton Cooper

[Ray&Donna]

Afton: "Steal Me Away" is so played out, I'll think of something else to sing.


Cliff

[Scarlett]

Cliff: I need to treat my women like queens.

Donna:

[Ray&Donna]

Donna: I have no ambitions in life.


Miss Ellie

[Scarlett]

Miss Ellie: Bobby, I think you should divorce Pam, you two don't see eye to eye on many things. And let her have custody of whinny Christopher, you can have another child.

Mark

[one mighty hobble]

Mark: I cannot ask Pam out because she is married


Dora Mae?

[Tatianna]

Dora Mae: "Are you going to order today, or not"?

Jock

[Scarlett]

Jock: Real power is something you wait for.

Charlie Wade

[one mighty hobble]

Charlie: "I think whining is very immature"


Jenna?

[emmalovesdallas]

Jenna: Of course you can have my baby Pam. I'd say $2000 is a fair price

Patricia Shepherd

[Scarlett]

HAHAHA

Patricia Shepard: I love both of my girls equally, I don't play favorites.

Digger Barnes:

[Vote4Cliff]

Digger: No thanks, I don't drink, I'll just have a glass of lemondade.

Afton:

[Tatianna]

Digger Barnes: "My friend Jock Ewing is as honest as the day is long".

Miss Ellie:

[Mr. Eugene]

J.R.: Sue Ellen, I swear I will stick to our wedding vows, you're the only woman I ever wanted.



You know, J.R. has actually said that, or some variation on that theme, several times to Sue Ellen.

Ellie: Boys, I loved your father -- he was the finest man I've ever known; if only he didn't have such a tiny ****.


Jeremy Wendell

[Oil Baroness]

Jeremy Wendell: Cliff, you are the sharpest businessman I have ever encountered. You make Warren Buffet look like an amateur.

Clayton:

[kygirl]

Clayton:" Ray, do these wranglers make my butt look big?"

Connie

[Ray_Krebbs]

Clayton: What happened to your t*ts, Ellie?

April:

[Girl Watching Basketball]

April: Bobby and I had a great honeymoon.

Cally:

[JROG]

Cally: I want to be celibate.

Jamie:

DDD

[Ray_Krebbs]

Jamie: Pam told me not to get into any cars for a while.

Ray:

[Scarlett]

You know, J.R. has actually said that, or some variation on that theme, several times to Sue Ellen.

Ellie: Boys, I loved your father -- he was the finest man I've ever known; if only he didn't have such a tiny ****.


Jeremy Wendell

True, but in this version, he meant it and kept it. :)

[kygirl]

Ray: " Jock was an a$%hole- he screwed my momma and then stuck me in this dead end job shovelling cow manure"

Holly Harwood

[Scarlett]

Holly: J.R. and Sue Ellen are so happy together, I've never seen two people more in love. Why can't I have that?

Serena Ward

[Sid Fairgate]

Serena Ward: "I can't sleep with you JR because you're a married man. I may be a prostitute, but I have my principles."

Leslie Stewart:

[kygirl]

Leslie: " Wow- I have no idea why I am here. This obviously is a huge mistake and I don't fit in . I think I'll high tail it out of town."

Bobby

[Kimmekap]

Cliff: Oh God, I hate Chinese food!!! I would never eat that crap!!!

[ncpryor56]

Clayton: What happened to your t*ts, Ellie?

April:

Ray....you are going to hell for this and furthermore Santa is bringing you lumps of coal. ha ha

[Vote4Cliff]

April: I had to change my last name to Stevens, its really June. And my middle name is Mae.

Dr. Elby:

[Ray_Krebbs]

Dr. Elby: See, Doc, I needed to come to you. It all started when Sue Ellen Ewing came to my office and....

Ray:

[Scarlett]

Ray: Jock Ewing stole from my daddy...Amos Krebbs

Sue Ellen

[Ray_Krebbs]

Sue Ellen: J.R., I think Ray Krebbs should've also participated in John Ross's paternity test.

April:

[Scarlett]

April: Bobby let's forget going to Paris for our honeymoon and go to Fort Worth instead.

John Ross

[Ray_Krebbs]

John Ross: For get who's your daddy. Who the hell is mine?

Ray:

[Scarlett]

Ray: You know Miss Ellie, Jock's out of town on business, if you ever get lonely I'll be around.

Marilee Stone

[mutt]

Marilee said " Jordan Lee is the Best screw in Dallas"


Cally

[Scarlett]

Cally: I'm a socialite from New York City - who are you?

Michelle Stevens:

[mutt]

michelle " i love my manly hair do "


Patrica sheppard

[JROG]

Patricia: You marry anyone you want to, money doesn't matter!

Kristin:

DDD

[Ray_Krebbs]

Patricia: Ellie, this new husband of yours performs better than your other one.

April:

[Scarlett]

Kristin: Oh Sue Ellen, I love you, you're my best friend.

April: I don't fit in here, maybe I should leave Dallas rather than manipulate my enemies.

Phyllis

[mutt]

God damn I HATE BOBBY GOODY TWO SHOES EWING


Peter

[Oil Baroness]

Peter: Damn, I need a new swimsuit!

Pam:

[Ray_Krebbs]

Pam: What a nightmare! No more of Miss Ellie's chili before bed.

Ray:

[Kimmekap]

Ray: Sly, I'll be late getting to the office today & reschedule my appointment with the Cartel.

Mickey Trotter:

[JROG]

Mickey: Pull the plug Ray, pull the plug!

Pam:

DDD

[FSJD]

Pam: "I just love this Barnes/Ewing fued, I never want it to stop"

Valene

[JROG]

:good:LMFAO! :D:D:D

Valene: I wish J.R. moved in with us!

John Ross:

DDD

[Kimmekap]

John Ross: Daddy, I mean Mr. Barnes... How do you know my mommy again???

Guzzler:

[Col.Lover]

Guzzler: I drink as much as SE, why don't they put up a banner of me?? :)


Christopher

[Scarlett]

Christopher: When I grow up I want to be just like Uncle J.R.

Katherine Wentworth

[Kimmekap]

Christopher: Naw, I'm full!!! Think I'll just have bourbon & branch...

Mitch Cooper:

[Scarlett]

Mitch: Honey, I'm going into the Oil Bidness

Katherine Wentworth

[Kimmekap]

Katherine Wentworth: Forget Bobby & JR, Sue Ellen is the one I really want!!!;)

Punk Anderson:

[Scarlett]

Punk: How'd I end up with someone as unattractive as Mavis?

Jock Ewing

[Kimmekap]

Jock Ewing: Miss Ellie, why don't you hop on me & ride me like you do that exercise bike!!!

Mark:

[DuffMan]

Mark: Boy Miss Ellie is hot.

Peter Richards

[Vote4Cliff]

Peter: Its the strangest thing, this speedo usually fits fine, but when I'm around Suellen for some reason it seems too small...?

Sly:

[Kimmekap]

Peter Richards: God, Sue Ellen is smothering me!!!

Garnett Mc Gee:

[DuffMan]

Garnett: Damn I sound like crap! Who told me I could sing?

Sly: Damn Garnet sounds like crap! Who told her she could sing??


Rebecca

[Kimmekap]

Rebecca: Cliff, if I knew you whined this much... I would of picked JR to be my son!!!

Jack Ewing:

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Jack: It's so good to finally get to know my family in Dallas. I think I'll settle down and stay here forever.

Pam:

[JROG]

Pam: J.R.'s one hot stud, Bobby! I'm leaving you for him!

Bobby:

DDD

[Scarlett]

Pam: I hate kids, I really do, I don't want to be just a mother. I'm the wife of an important oil baron.

Miss Ellie:

[Scarlett]

Bobby: Sue Ellen sure looks good in that swimsuit, I'm sure J.R. wouldn't mind sharing.

Miss Ellie

[JROG]

Miss Ellie: I HATE Southfork, I want to BURN it!

Garrison:

DDD

[one mighty hobble]

Garrison: I hate my sister


Sly

[Scarlett]

Sly: No J.R., I won't go behind Bobby's back. He's my husband.

Louella

[Kimmekap]

Miss Ellie: I won first prize in the Southfork annual rodeo & wet t-shirt contest.

Mavis Anderson:

I know, I 'm gonna burn in hell for my Miss Ellie comment!!!

[Scarlett]

Mavis: I don't have a role on Dallas, I'm just window dressing for Ellie.

Valene:

[JROG]

Louella: I'm intelligent.

Ray:

DDD

[one mighty hobble]

Valene: I wish I could live at Southfork

Gary

[Ray_Krebbs]

Gary: Sue Ellen, let's pick up Digger and head to Falcon Crest for the wine festival!

April:

[Kimmekap]

Gary: JR can't run Ewing Oil for:grrr:

Angelica:

[Kimmekap]

Gary: Sue Ellen, let's pick up Digger and head to Falcon Crest for the wine festival!

April:

Your comments are the best... I am dying laughing over here!!!

[Ray_Krebbs]

Angelica: Grace, let's invite Sue Ellen to join us!

Ray:

[Ray_Krebbs]

Your comments are the best... I am dying laughing over here!!!

Thanks very much! :)

[Kimmekap]

Ray: Of all the Ewing women, Lucy was the best piece of:grrr:

Mandy:

[JROG]

Mandy: I like big butts!

Donna:

DDD

[Kimmekap]

Donna: I wonder if Dave is as good in bed as his daddy, Sam???

Jeremy:

[JROG]

:good:

Jeremy: I'm hungry! J.R., get me some food!

Cliff:

DDD

[Kimmekap]

Cliff: I'm gonna see if JR, Bobby & Ray want to have a sleep over at my house...

Jenna:

[Ray_Krebbs]

Jenna: What the hell are you giving me an emerald ring for? I like amathyst, you idiot!

April:

[Kimmekap]

April: Bobby, you & I are gonna be together forever... Have lots of children... Live at Southfork... Hey, is that Walker over there!!!

Roger(Lucy's kidnapper):

[Ray_Krebbs]

Roger: Lucy, I aimed my camera lense at you, and it suddenly shattered....

Ray:

[ncpryor56]

Ray: "I am sworn to protect the chastity of all the Ewing women and I plan to do that."

Raoul:

[Daphne]

Raoul: I wish Miss Ellie would leave Jock, its high time she is happy

Miss Ellie

[Ray_Krebbs]

Miss Ellie: Ray, get me the dildo out of the hall closet.

April:

[ncpryor56]

Miss Ellie: Ray, get me the dildo out of the hall closet.

April:

Ray...I promise you Santa is not going to bring you anything for Christmas...you have been very naughty!!!!!!!

[ncpryor56]

April: "Who the hell am I and Why the hell am I on Dallas?

Jock:

[emmalovesdallas]

Jock: Gary I'm so proud of you!

John Ross

[Scarlett]

Emma I (l) your banner

John Ross: No Christopher, I do not want to play with your train set, let's play with my daddy's gun collection.

Grace

[mutt]

okey Holly you ,me and Muriel in a Three some we will call it Tounge and Groove


Muriel "

[one mighty hobble]

Muriel: That Lucy Ewing Cooper is a slut

Clayton

[Scarlett]

Muriel: I'm the most popular girl in school.

Roger Larson:

[Scarlett]

Clayton: I wish J.R. were my son!

Roger Larson:

[JROG]

Roger: I wish I had never met Lucy!

Digger:

DDD

[Scarlett]

Digger: Jock Ewing made me the success I am today.

Bobby:

[JROG]

Bobby: I could never hit another man!

Miss Ellie:

DDD

[Scarlett]

Miss Ellie: Gary was my least favorite son, he was weak, placed too much emphasis on the land.

Naldo Marchetta:

[Sugar&Slick]

"I have the best oldest son in the world"

BD Calhoun

[JROG]

BD: *sniffs* I smell bad!

Jock:

DDD

[Sugar&Slick]

"Everyone shut up and watch the Brady Bunch with me..."

Kristin

[JROG]

Kristin: I'd like to be sent back to my hometown.

J.R.:

DDD

[one mighty hobble]

JR: I am so glad Momma married Clayton

Jackie

[EwingWannabe]

Jackie: Why am I stuck working for Cliff?

Carter McKay

[Kimmekap]

Carter Mc Kay: I'll just take a salad. Watching my figure, it's almost swimsuit season...

Julie Grey:

[one mighty hobble]

Julie Grey: Who is this Gilligan anyway?

Tommy Mckay

[Daphne]

Tommy: I have the best dad in the world

Sue Ellen

[Scarlett]

Sue Ellen: I think my life started going down hill when I lost the Miss Texas Competition to Lucy Ewing.

Dora Mae:

[Oil Baroness]

Dora Mae: I can't believe I spend my life waiting on these clowns.

Jock:

[Daphne]

Jock: JR its high time that you find a career of your own I am selling Ewing Oil to WestStar.

JR

[Scarlett]

JR: Bobby stole my girl, stole Pamela right from under me.

Cliff

[JROG]

Cliff: My dream came true! I finally kissed J.R.! But he was SUCH a bad kisser! Boo, Hiss!!!!!! :mad: lol

Pam:

DDD

[Scarlett]

HAHAHA

Pam: Jeremy Wendell is so dreamy, I wonder if he ever thinks of me?

Lucy:

[JROG]

Lucy: I wish I could snore my way through sex with Mitch.

Mitch:

DDD

[Scarlett]

Mitch: I wish Lucy's grandparents would die so she would get her inheritance.

Arliss Cooper

[JROG]

Arliss: I'm so stupid, I think my daughter is an angel and my son is straight!

Punk Anderson:

DDD

[Daphne]

Punk: Mavis, do we have to go to South Fork again?? You know the visits always seem to drag on and on....I just hate it.

Peter

[Girl Watching Basketball]

Peter: Could I get these shorts in a bigger size?

Christopher:

[teddygirl]

Christopher: I'm so glad to be adopted, don't you wish you were too?

John Ross

[Oil Baroness]

John Ross: My daddy is my hero.

Jordan Lee:

[Scarlett]

John Ross: My mommy and daddy are the happiest couple in Dallas.

Kimberly Cryder

[Scarlett]

Jordan Lee: J.R., I would be honored to include you on my next 50 oil deals.

Kimberly Cryder

[JROG]

Kimberly: Gosh, I love my last name! Do you have any more bubblegum?

Pam:

DDD

[Scarlett]

HAHAHA :cheers:

Pam: Bobby Ewing must die for what he did to my family, keeping me away from my true love Gary for all these years.

Sly

[JROG]

:eek: Gary and Pam, who knew? :eek:

Sly: To catch a fly, yeah that's me, SLY!

Mitch:

DDD

[Scarlett]

Mitch: I'm going to fulfill my dream of being a sanitation worker.

Liz Craig

[Mr. Eugene]

Liz Craig: Screw this Dallas gig. I'm going back to where I'll reach a much bigger audience -- Hill Street Blues.

Senator Andrew Dowling

[Sid Fairgate]

Andrew Dowling: "Donna, Ray inspired me to give up politics and go into cattle ranching!"

Nicholas Pierce:

[Sugar&Slick]

"I am so ugly"

Patricia (Sue Ellen's mom)

[Kimmekap]

Liz Craig: Ah damn it, Pam is gonna be late to work again. Another one of those stupid Ewing crisis going on at Southfork...

Patricia: If Sue Ellen were just a little more of a slut, she might have married Bobby instead!!!

Teresa:

[Oil Baroness]

Teresa: If I have to make one more meal these people don't eat, I think I will kill myself.

Marilee:

[Kimmekap]

Marilee: Now with Seth dead I don't have to feel guilty about screwing everything not nailed down in Dallas...

Willie Joe Garr:

[kygirl]

Willie Joe:" I know I am butt-ugly, but geesh, Julie didn't have to jump!"

Connie

[Kimmekap]

Connie: Oh, I'm gonna be around for years to come!!!

Vaughn Leland:

[kygirl]

Vaughn: I think I'll make an appointment with the spa for a pedicure, and an eyebrow wax, and while they're at it, they can wax my back... and maybe a nose-hair trim.. oohh and a dye job...."

JR

[one mighty hobble]

Vaughn: I can hardly wait to do business with JR again


Miss Ellie