They Didn't Say That

[Scarlett]

Jordan Lee: I followed the yellow brick road all the way to Paris only to get shot!!!

Ellie Ewing Farlow:

[Vote4Cliff]

Ellie Ewing Farlow: JR, go stand in the corner...Bobby go to your room...you're both in your 40s you should know better!

Cally Harper Ewing;

[MrsSuperman93]

Cally Harper Ewing: "Sue Ellen, I wish JR and I have the marriage you both did."

Tommy McKay:

[Vote4Cliff]

Tommy McKay: Dad, can I borrow your cool leather vest? I have a hot date tonight!

Nick Pearce:

[Jessie]

Nick Pearce: Sue Ellen I'm scared of JR, maybe we shouldn't confront him.

Jackie Dugan:

[Vote4Cliff]

Jackie: I have the most patient, generous, thoughtful boss in the entire world!

Jamie Ewing:

[Jessie]

Jamie Ewing: Oh Cliff come on can't we have chinese food just once, I know you hate it,
but for me.

Jeremy Wendell:

[MrsSuperman93]

Jeremy Wendell: "JR, I admire you so much. You're the most respectable and trustworthy oilman I know."

Miss Ellie Ewing Farlow...

[Jessie]

Miss Ellie Ewing Farlow: " Sue Ellen why don't you go after Dusty? You can bring him to Southfork, he is family, and JR will be fine with it don't worry."

Marilee Stone...

[Luv4Cliff]

Marilee Stone: I have decided to join a Convent.

Dusty Farlow:

[kygirl]

Dusty:" Now that I'm older, I wanna change my name to Musty"

Lucy

[Vote4Cliff]

Lucy: Now that I've slept with so many guys, I'm wanna change my name to Lucky!

Muriel Gillis:

[kygirl]

V4C, where is that avatar pic from? very macho-sexy :)

Muriel:"Should I be worried my new boyfriend showed up with an 'I got Lucky last night' t-shirt?"

JR

[Vote4Cliff]

its from that episode where Cliff boinked Merilee next to her pool - he just finished up and is buttoning up his shirt ;)

JR: I am doing volunteer work to help poor widows and orphans

Bobby:

[kygirl]

Bobby:" I just boinked Merilee Stone"

Pam

[Scarlett]

Pam: Fashion is for silly gooses.

April Stevens Ewing:

[kygirl]

April " We will always have Paris"

John ross

[Vote4Cliff]

John Ross: Grandma, please tell me I'm adopted!!

Afton Cooper:

[Scarlett]

Afton Cooper: I am going to crash the Tony's this year and perform where millions will see my talent.

Jack Ewing:

[kygirl]

Jack:" That Lucy, she sure is a hotty"

Digger

[Vote4Cliff]

Digger: I always wanted a pet gopher.

Cliff:

[Scarlett]

Cliff: Make mine tea.

Muriel Gillis:

[Vote4Cliff]

Muriel Gillis: If John Frieda Frizz Control Serum had been invented back in the late 70s/early 80s, my entire life might have been different!

Pammy Ewing:

[Scarlett]

Pammy Ewing: I am hopelessly in love with J.R. Ewing.

Christopher Ewing:

[Vote4Cliff]

Christopher Ewing: When I grow up I wanna take drugs like my REAL mama and daddy!

Ellie Ewing:

[Scarlett]

Ellie Ewing: I want a bouffant!

Kristin Shepard:

[Vote4Cliff]

Kristin Shepherd: I always wished I were older and uglier with a big Abraham Lincoln mole on my face

Mitch Cooper:

[Scarlett]

Mitch Cooper: Sue Ellen Ewing is the ugliest person I've ever met.

Bobby James Ewing:

[kygirl]

Bobby:" Wow, I had a nightmare that Donna Reed was my momma"

julie Grey

[Luv4Cliff]

Julie Grey: I just had a nightmare that I was shipwrecked on a deserted island.

Jock Ewing:

[Vote4Cliff]

lol

Jock Ewing: I had a dream the whole goddamn Ewing family was on a TV show!

Jenna Wade:

[Luv4Cliff]

Jenna Wade: :sosad: Bobby has left the building!

Mavis Anderson:

[Vote4Cliff]

Mavis Anderson: Punk - you smell like a skunk!

Cliff Barnes:

[kygirl]

Cliff :"I was named after a big red dog"

Garrison

[Vote4Cliff]

Garrison: I'm moving back into Southfork permanently

Charlie Wade

[kygirl]

Charlie:" That Brad Pitt is a hotty"

Lucy

[Vote4Cliff]

Lucy: Awww what a gyp...all I got to fool around in the hay with was my dorky Uncle Ray...Charlie gets to fool around with Brad Pitt!!!

Julie Grey:

[kygirl]

Julie Grey:" The only way I can get away from creepy JR is to get shipwrecked on a tropical island"

teresa

[Vote4Cliff]

Teresa: I am happy to cook, clean, answer the phone and raise all the Ewing brats for minimum wage

Sue Ellen:

[kygirl]

Sue Ellen:" JR has bad morning breath"

JR

[Vote4Cliff]

JR: I love a midnight snack of sushi, raw onions and a few slices of salami! Mmmmm....

Jock:

[Scarlett]

Jock Ewing: My name rhymes with sock.

Donna Culver Krebbs:

[Vote4Cliff]

Donna: Ray, I only have one decorating rule now that we are married...NO HORSES!

Leeane De la Vega:

[Luv4Cliff]

LeeAnne De La Vega: Damn! I've misplaced my harem pants.

Harve Smithfield:

[kygirl]

Harve: " That Mavis, she sure is a hottie"

Jordan Lee

[Vote4Cliff]

Jordan Lee: Marilee sleeps with everyone in the cartel except ME! What's wrong with me??

Kristin Sheperd:

[kygirl]

Kristin:" Miss Ellie's chili gives me bad gas "

Lucy

[Scarlett]

Lucy: You haven't touched your plate Pam. Would you mind if I finished it off for you?

Alan Beam:

[Vote4Cliff]

Alan Beam: Lucy, I just love a young woman who is in such great shape - firm and fit! Now waddle over here and give daddy some sugar!

Aunt Maggie Monohan:

[Scarlett]

Aunt Maggie Monohan: My brother Digger is a respectable individual.

Sue Ellen Ewing:

[Luv4Cliff]

Sue Ellen Ewing: Oh, JAY ARE, I just love these bigass grocery getters that you give to me drive.

Oswald Valentine:

[Vote4Cliff]

Oswald Valentine: Mrs. Ewing, YOU want to buy a lingerie business? But you don't have any boobies...what do you wear, a negative AA cup??

Mandy Winger:

[Scarlett]

Mandy Winger: I am tired of men making lewd comments about my body!

April Stevens Ewing:

[Luv4Cliff]

April Stevens Ewing: Money doesn't mean a thing to me.

Raoul, the Southfork servant:

[Vote4Cliff]

Raoul: Yo quiero Taco Bell!

Punk Anderson:

[Luv4Cliff]

Punk Anderson: I have been chosen to be on the cover of GQ because of my dapper wardrobe choices.

Kit Mainwaring:

[mutt]

Kit Mainwaring: I want to marry Bobby not you Lucy..


Kristen

[Scarlett]

Kristin: I'm waiting for marriage.

Clifford Barnes:

[Vote4Cliff]

Clifford Barnes: I hate it when people spell my name wrong, its KLIFF

Pammy Barnes-Ewing:

[Scarlett]

Pammy Barnes Ewing: I'm Pammy with an 'i'.

Sue Ellen Ewing:

[Vote4Cliff]

Sue Ellen: Why do people spell my name SWELLIN???

Miss Ellie:

[Scarlett]

Miss Ellie: Wow, my chili is awful!

Jock Ewing:

[Vote4Cliff]

Jock Ewing: Ellie, I'm getting out of the ranching and oil business - lets focus full time on marketing your fantastic chili!

Bobby James Ewing:

[Luv4Cliff]

Bobby James Ewing: MaMa, where is my favorite blue spotted shirt?

Ray Krebbs:

[Vote4Cliff]

Ray Krebbs: Sorry, Bob - I borrowed it for a hot date down at the Longview Saloon...I thought spots might be a nice change of pace from the plaid I wear 99.9% of the time

Lucy

[Scarlett]

Lucy: I am going to go brunette.

Jenna Wade:

[Vote4Cliff]

Jenna Wade: I'm going to change my name to Wenna Jade

Harve Smithfield:

[cardiff1984]

Harve Smithfield: JR......You're not the Daddy. I am.


Katherine WentWorth:

[Scarlett]

Katherine Wentworth: My new nickname, Kitty shows off my feminine and aggressive side at the same time.

Lucy Ann Ewing:

[Luv4Cliff]

Lucy Ann Ewing: I'm going to get a "Pixie" haircut.

Dave Culver:

[Vote4Cliff]

Dave Culver: I can't wait until dad dies so I can ask Donna out.

Ray Krebbs:

[Luv4Cliff]

Ray Krebbs: "I wonder how I'd look as a red head?"

Naldo Marchetta:

[Vote4Cliff]

Naldo: I hated Jen-na so bad, I had to move out of the country to escape her whining!

Harve Smithfield:

[Scarlett]

Harve Smithfield: I'm on wife number four and I'm proud of it.

Ellie Ewing Farlow:

[Vote4Cliff]

Ellie Ewing Farlow: I'm going to be wife #5!

JR Ewing:

[Scarlett]

J.R.: What a cowinidink, Mamma, so am I. :)

Lucy Anne Ewing:

[MrsSuperman93]

Lucy (after marriage to Mitch): "Grandma, there's something you should know... I've never done it."

Pam:

[Vote4Cliff]

Pam: JR, my eyes are up HERE!!

Cliff:

[MrsSuperman93]

Cliff: "Merry CLIFFmas!" ;)

Clayton:

[mutt]

Clayton: Damn it Ellie, I think J.R is a better person then Bobby is..



Kristen:

[Scarlett]

Kristen: Darn, my heart really is three size's too small!

Valene Ewing:

[Kimmekap]

Kristin: I'm just a misunderstood slut, not a bad person.

Charlie Wade:

[Kimmekap]

Kristin: I'm just a misunderstood slut, not a bad person.

Charlie Wade:

[Scarlett]

Charlie Wade: No wonder I'm so messed up, my name is unisex and I don't know who I am.

Mitch Cooper:

[Kimmekap]

Mitch Cooper: Lucy grab your step stool, I'm ready for some lovin' tonight!

Garrison Southworth:

[Scarlett]

Garrison Southworth: Southfork is mine, and I'm taking it back!

Jock Ewing:

[Kimmekap]

Jock: Take it Garrison! It's a shack and it always smell like Ellie's burnt chili!

Donna:

[MrsSuperman93]

Donna: Ray, I'm sorry. I can't marry you. I just found out... :sosad: I'm one of Jock's illegitimates too! :eek:

Roger Larson:

[Luv4Cliff]

Roger Larson: "I prefer long-legged brunettes."

Scotty Demerest:

[Kimmekap]

Scotty Demerest: Just got a call from the Ewings, I need to represent the Porcelain Dog for being tacky and an over-used prop...

Rebecca Wentworth:

[Scarlett]

Rebecca Wentworth: I am going to steal Clayton Farlow from Ellie Ewing!!!

Cliff Barnes:

[Kimmekap]

Cliff Barnes: No momma! I'm going to steal Clayton from Miss Ellie and Banjo from Bobby...

Aunt Maggie:

[Scarlett]

Aunt Maggie: I am moving to California to become a big movie star.

Lucy Ann Ewing:

[Kimmekap]

Lucy Ewing: JR is my hero... And I am the wind beneath his wings!

Mickey Trotter:

[Scarlett]

Mickey Trotter: Miss Ellie is a hottie!

Darius:

[Kimmekap]

Darius: I think I'm being haunted by the ghost of Banjo.... No, that's just that big tooth Jamie Ewing...

Banjo:

[Vote4Cliff]

Banjo: My name sucks...the other horses mock me!!

Ray Krebbs:

[Kimmekap]

Ray Krebbs: I knew Jock was my father, we both have gray hair and that 3rd nipple issue...

Aunt Lil':

[Scarlett]

Aunt Lil: My name was Rose but I decided that I liked Lillian better.

Christopher Ewing (as a baby):

[Vote4Cliff]

Christopher: Oink - Oink - Oink

Jackie Dugan:

[Scarlett]

Jackie: In honor of April Fools Day, I hired one of the Wentworth employees to pee in Cliff's coffee.

Clint Ogden: