They Didn't Say That

[Scarlett]

Aunt Maggie: I had an affair with Jock when he came back from the war.

Phyllis:

[kygirl]

Phyllis:" I had an affair with Jock when he came back from the war"

Kit

[Scarlett]

Kit: I'm not really interested in men, I just didn't to marry bratty Lucy.

Carter McKay:

[kygirl]

Carter:" Kit, stop staring at my butt"

Jeremy Wendell

[Scarlett]

Jeremy Wendell: I moonlight as Santa Clause at the mall during the holiday season.

Casey Denault:

[kygirl]

Casey:" I'm leaving Dallas to pursue a lumberjack career"

Pam

[Scarlett]

Pam: Jay Are, we don't make love anymore.

Lucy:

[Vote4Cliff]

Lucy: Ray, why don't we make love anymore?

Roger Larson (creepy photographer kidnapper):

[Scarlett]

Roger Larson: Austin Powers taught me everything he knows about photography.

Kendall Chapman:

[Vote4Cliff]

Kendall: I'm dating Austin Powers

JR Ewing:

[Scarlett]

J.R.: I dressed as a British spy for Halloween one year.

Clifford Barnes:

[Vote4Cliff]

Cliff: I dressed up as JR for Halloween last year!

Pam:

[Scarlett]

Pam: I wanted to dress up as Sue Ellen for Halloween last year, but my buoys got in the way.

Afton:

[Vote4Cliff]

Afton: I dressed up like Marilyn Monroe, but no one really noticed the difference

Jock Ewing:

[Scarlett]

Jock Ewing: Save a tree!

Professor Derrek Forrester (Lucy's liaison in college):

[kygirl]

The Prof:" I have a crush on Muriel"

peter

[Scarlett]

Peter: I was using Lucy to get to Muriel.

Pammy:

[kygirl]

Pam:" I was born a man"

Clayton

[Scarlett]

Clayton: We need to hurry up and build that Takapa resort!

Matt Devlin:

[kygirl]

Matt:" I killed Jock to get to Ellie"

Frank Crutcher

[Scarlett]

Frank Crutcher: Darn, that was going to be my plan to get Ellie!

Jeremy Wendell:

[kygirl]

Jeremy:" Kit and I are engaged"

Raoul

[Scarlett]

Raoul: Good afternoon, welcome to Taco Bell; what can I get for you today?

April Stevens:

[kygirl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

April:" Good grief, these ewings are STUPID!! I think that Texas Ranger over there is pretty cute..."

Garry

[Scarlett]

Gary: J.R. is the sunshine of my life.

Harve Smithfield:

[kygirl]

Harve:" I like to wear women's lingerie"

Punk

[Vote4Cliff]

Punk: I like to see Jock wearing women's lingerie

Bobby:

[kygirl]

Bobby :" I like to wear Superman Underoos"

Cliff

[Vote4Cliff]

Cliff: When I was a kid, we were so poor we couldn't even afford underwear!

Ellie:

[kygirl]

Ellie:" Me? I just don't bother with underwear"

Lucy

[Vote4Cliff]

Lucy: I like to wear old-fashioned granny bloomers that come down to my knees!

Sly:

[Scarlett]

Sly: I am all business at the office.

Liz Craig:

[kygirl]

Liz:" Pam is the craziest employee I've ever had"

Mitch

[Scarlett]

Mitch: I am sick of medicine!

Miss Ellie Ewing Farlow:

[kygirl]

Ellie:" I need to tell Jock that JR is really Digger's son"

Bobby

[Vote4Cliff]

Bobby: No JR! I won't donate some of my thick, shiny, healthy hair to make you a new toupee!

Matt Devlin:

[Scarlett]

wow lol

Matt Devlin: I have a crush on Pam and don't know how to talk to her.

Sue Ellen:

[kygirl]

Sue Ellen :" Ray is really John Ross' father"

Donna

[Scarlett]

Donna: I don't mind that Sue Ellen slept with Ray because I slept with J.R.

Arliss Cooper:

[Vote4Cliff]

Arliss Cooper: That Cliff would make one wonderful son-in-law!

Mrs. Scottfield:

[Scarlett]

Mrs. Scottfield: What can I do to give back to the Ewings? They have been so generous to me sine my husband died.

Afton Cooper:

[kygirl]

Afton:" Gil Thurman was my favorite lover"

Alan Beam

[Scarlett]

Alan Beam: My nickname is Honest Alan.

Sly Lovegreen:

[Vote4Cliff]

Sly: I applied for a job at Barnes-Wentworth Oil

Wes Parmalee:

[Scarlett]

Wes Parmalee: I am the original Colonel Sanders.

Mickey Trotter:

[Vote4Cliff]

Mickey Trotter: I am legally changing my last name to "Mouse"

Willard Barnes:

[Scarlett]

Willard Barnes: I'm a success.

Cliff Barnes:

[Vote4Cliff]

Cliff Barnes: My daddy didn't deserve a share of Jock's first big oil strike

Julie Grey:

[MsTexas73]

Julie Grey: Man, I get such a rush when I fall off of buildings.

Kristin Shepard #1:

[Scarlett]

Kristin Shepard 1: I love my tire swing; I could swing all day.

Faux Ellie (Donna Reed):

[Vote4Cliff]

Faux Ellie: Teresa (not saying TA-RAY-SA like real Ellie), would you go to the store and get me 10 more cans of Aqua-Net old lady hairspray?

Faux Pam/Jeanne Whats-her-face:

[Scarlett]

Faux Pam/Jeanne: Why are people throwing trash at me when I go to work?

Jenna #1 (MF):

[Vote4Cliff]

Jenna #1: Blonds have more fun

Jenna #2:

[Scarlett]

Jenna #2: I'm as bland as an unsalted pretzel.

Jack Ewing:

[kygirl]

Jack:" Yeah, I'm a previously unknown Ewing relative only invented to create new storylines to try to keep 'Dallas' from a ratings slide"

JAMIE

[Scarlett]

Jamie: Ditto.

Lucy:

[kygirl]

Lucy:" You'd think they would have developed my character rather than bringing in previously unheard of relatives"

Aunt Maggie

[Scarlett]

Aunt Maggie: I seemed to have been left at the wayside when Rebecca came back to Dallas.

J.R.:

[kygirl]

JR:" I'm Lucy's real daddy"

Cliff

[Scarlett]

Cliff: I'm the tallest person in my family.

Dr. Mitch Cooper:

[kygirl]

Mitch:" I married Lucy for her money"

Afton

[Scarlett]

Afton: I (l) Gil Thurman.

Jory Taylor:

[kygirl]

Jory:" I'm pregnant with Bobby's baby"

Raoul

[Scarlett]

Raoul: I will run Ewing Oil someday.

Louise (Pam's maid):

[kygirl]

Louise:" I stole all pam's jewelry"

Jo Don

[Vote4Cliff]

Jo Don: I like being pushed into swimming pools with all my clothes on!

Scotty Demerest:

[kygirl]

Scotty:" Seriously, I got my degree from www.lawdegree.com"

Mrs reeves

[Vote4Cliff]

Mrs. Reeves: How odd, I got my nanny degree from nannyrus.com in only 6 weeks!

Theresa:

[kygirl]

Theresa:" Degree? Who needs a degree when you can write a tell-all and make millions"

Sue Ellen

[Vote4Cliff]

Sue Ellen: I never learned to read and write...I spent all my time entering beauty contests and fluttering my eyelashes at the judges, as well as getting drunk and screwing as many college men as I could, hoping to find a rich one.

Mrs. Scottfield

[Scarlett]

Mrs. Scottfield: I'm working for the FBI.

Mark Graison:

[kygirl]

Mark:" I slept with Sue Ellen"

Pam

[Vote4Cliff]

Pam: So have I

Bobby:

[kygirl]

Bobby :" Teresa shrunk my Superman Underoos"

JR

[Vote4Cliff]

JR: You can borrow a pair of my Barbie Underoos, Bob

Kendall:

[kygirl]

Kendall:" JR is my baby daddy"

Ray

[Vote4Cliff]

Ray: I am trying to think of a name for my new horse....?

Dusty Farlow:

[kygirl]

Dusty:" When I take a shower Sue Ellen calls me 'Muddy"

Bobby

[Vote4Cliff]

oh my GAWD!!!??? :rolleyes: that was pretty lame, kygirl lol

Bobby: Where oh where is my beloved Scarlett?

Herbert Wentworth:

[Scarlett]

Herbert Wentworth: Scarlett's going through some stuff right now.

Lucy:

[kygirl]

Hey, cut me some slack, I've had about 4 hours of sleepthe past two days.... :D

Lucy:" Alan Beam gave me lice"

Harve Smithfield

[Scarlett]

Harve: Legal is as legal does.

Mandy Winger:

[Vote4Cliff]

Mandy Winger: Why is it always Sue Ellen, Sue Ellen, Sue Ellen??

Liz Adams:

[kygirl]

Liz:" And what was my purpose again?"

Sly

[Vote4Cliff]

Sly: JR, I want you to leave Sue Ellen for me!

Phyllis:

[Kimmekap]

Phyllis: Pam, I want you to leave Bobby for JR.

Jock:

[kygirl]

Jock:" I never knew it was Ellie that gave Digger his nickname"

Digger

[Kimmekap]

Digger: It wasn't Ellie, it was Punk and he sure can dig.

JR:

[kygirl]

JR:" I'm impotent"

Clayton

[Scarlett]

Clayton: I am bankrolling Ray's new book A Horse Called Pete.

Lucy Ann Ewing:

[Vote4Cliff]

Lucy: If I barely passed high school, how did I get into a good college??

Mrs. Reeves:

[kygirl]

Mrs Reeves:" Wonder if I should tell the Ewings that the woman didn't return the right baby?"

Ray

[Vote4Cliff]

Ray: "I wonder if I should tell Jock I've been sleeping with his underage granddaughter?"

Cliff:

[kygirl]

Cliff:" Seriously Pam, you can't have neurofibromotosis since you aren't Digger's daughter"

PAm

[Vote4Cliff]

Pam: Then what excuse am I going to use for not having a baby?? The truth is I just don't want to get fat!!

Dr. Danvers:

[Sugar&Slick]

Dr. Danvers: I'm not really a doctor...

Jamie Ewing Barnes

[Scarlett]

Jamie Ewing Barnes: I want to wear fancy dresses!

John Ross #1:

[Sugar&Slick]

John Ross #1: "I'll be here until the end of the series! Mark my words" (we are talking about J.R's son, right? NOT Jock?)

Angelica Nero:

[kygirl]

Angelica:" Oops, I'm sorry, I thought this was the Dynasty set"

Lady Jessica

[Scarlett]

Lady Jessica: Where's my handgun?

Afton:

[MsTexas73]

Afton: Cliff FINALLY proposed to me!

Patricia:

[Scarlett]

Patricia: A woman can love a poor man just as easily as a rich one.

Jack Ewing:

[kygirl]

Jack:" What? You never heard of me before season 8? "

Julie Gray

[MsTexas73]

Julie: Cuz I'm FREE!!! FREE FALLING!!! WEEEEEEEEE!!!!

The Guzzler:

[kygirl]

Guzzler: (seeing the six pack of Bud in Bobby's hand)" I love you man"

Bobby

[Sugar&Slick]

Bobby: "I wish I never adopted Christopher...Who needs children?"

Rebecca Wentworth:

[Scarlett]

Rebecca Wentworth: I hate licorice!

Sue Ellen Ewing:

[MsTexas73]

Sue Ellen: "Miss Ellie, that's a lovely sack dress you're wearing. I must get one of my own."

Jock:

[Scarlett]

Jock Ewing: Real men play piano.

Muriel Gillis

[Sugar&Slick]

"I look like Angelina Jolie"

Jeff Farraday:

[Scarlett]

Jeff Farrady: I'm really just misunderstood.

Kristin Shepard:

[Sugar&Slick]

"I love my mother more than anyone!!"

Kimberely Cryder:

[Vote4Cliff]

Kimberly Cryder: I forget my husband's name??

Nicholas Pearce:

[kygirl]

Nicholas:" I enjoy skydiving"

Julie Gray

[Scarlett]

Julie Gray: I use Jhirmack shampoo and conditioner every day.

Jeb Ames:

[Sugar&Slick]

"J.R and I are Best Friends Forever!!"

Clint Ogden/Odgen:

[Vote4Cliff]

Clint Ogden: Why did I get invited to this wedding anyways? Do I even know Lucy?

Peter Richards:

[Scarlett]

Peter Richards: School is for losers.

Willie Jo Gar:

[Vote4Cliff]

Willie Joe Garr : I really scare V4C, she gets creeped out watching any of my scenes!
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd78/Vote4Cliff/Misc%20Dallas%20Characters/vlcsnap-2392617.jpg

Gil Thurman:

[Sugar&Slick]

Gil: I don't need a diet! I'm fit !!!

Don Lockwood:

[Vote4Cliff]

Don Lockwood: I slept with Cliff Barnes! (on the floor in the SF living room ;)

Garnet McGeee:

[kygirl]

Garnett;" Oh, to heck with this, Beam me up Scotty!!"

Liz Craig

[Vote4Cliff]

Liz Craig: Pam, I am writing you up for whining. One more whine, and your career at The Store is history!

Darius the horse:

[Sugar&Slick]

"I love hearing Charlie talk all day! It's music to my ears"


Grace (Angelica's friend):

[Vote4Cliff]

lol

Grace: Angelica, can I borrow your lizard hat pin? I have a hot date

Jamie Ewing:

[Sugar&Slick]

"I wish J.R and I weren't related. I would marry him!!!"

Amanda (Jock's first wife) :

[Vote4Cliff]

Amanda: I'm just nuts about Jock Ewing!

Mrs. Scottfield:

[kygirl]

Mrs scottfield: I'm pregnant with Clayton's baby!

Aunt Maggie

[Sugar&Slick]

Aunt Maggie: I honestly have no idea who Pam and Cliff are...they keep calling me 'Aunt' though

Gary Ewing *the 1st one*:

[kygirl]

Gary:" Eekk!! No wonder I left the first time- Lucy is a BRAT and JR is unbearable!!"

Matt Devlin

[Vote4Cliff]

Matt Devlin: Hey Ellie, grab your surf board let's go down to the beach! (wasn't he the dad on "Giget" ? lol)

Harry McSween:

[Sugar&Slick]

Harry: Sometimes Cliff hires me to spy on Chinese restaurants

Cassie (the waitress):

[Vote4Cliff]

Cassie: I like to spy on the male customers thru a peep-hole into the men's restroom! JR doesn't wash his hands!

Dora Mae (the hostess):

[Sugar&Slick]

Dora Mae: I keep applying to the restaurant where the Carrington's eat...i haven't got a call back...

The Lady Bobby bought the Aerobics studio from:

[Vote4Cliff]

heyoub better exercise every day to stay heallllty anf fit

Pam when sheget sthe stupdio form Bobby

[kygirl]

Pam:" What? Are you saying I'm FAT?!?! BAAAWWWBBYY!!! Don't you love me anymore? Do you think I'm fat?!!"

Ellie, after Bobby and JR find her in the trunk

[Vote4Cliff]

Ellie: Help, I've been stuffed in a trunk, and I can't get up!

Cliff when Sue Ellen tells him she is pregnant:

[kygirl]

Cliff:" really? are you sure? Because, to me, you just look fat"

Lucy, after both her parents leave, again

[Sugar&Slick]

"Oh no! is it something I did? again??"

Jeff Farraday after he gave Bobby Christopher?

[Vote4Cliff]

Jeff Faraday: Sorry, no refunds or exchanges if he grows up to look like a pig-boy hybrid in a few years...

Kimberly Cryder:

[Sugar&Slick]

Kimberly: My husband is the world's most interesting man!!!

Holly Harwood:

[Vote4Cliff]

Holly Harwood: I am going to ask Mr. David to straighten my hair

Sue Ellen:

[kygirl]

Sue Ellen:" JR looks like Frankenstein"

JR

[Sugar&Slick]

JR: "I prefer Gary over Bobby"


Valene:

[kygirl]

Valene:" I married Garry for the money"

Julie Grey

[Kimmekap]

Julie: JR doesn't last nearly as long in bed as Sue Ellen does...

Lucy:

[kygirl]

eeeewwwwww LOL!!

Lucy:" I really didn't sleep with my Uncle even though Jock claims to be Ray's father, since my daddy is really Digger's son"

Digger

[Vote4Cliff]

Digger: I'll just have a root beer, thanks.

Dandy:

[kygirl]

Dandy:" Truly, I need to change my name. why couldn't I have a cool name like Jock or Punk?"

Liz Craig

[Vote4Cliff]

Liz Craig: Pam, your new job is slinging hash in The Store's basement cafeteria. bye-bye

Peter Richards:

[kygirl]

Peter: These speedos give me jock itch

Cliff

[Vote4Cliff]

Cliff: That's why I always go commando and let everything air out

Jock:

[Kimmekap]

Jock: Miss Ellie, do you smell burnt bacon, Fritos and rotten eggs? That damn Barnes ain't wearing his underwear again.

Jenna:

[Sugar&Slick]

Jenna: I love Ray a lot more than I did Bobby. I always have

Punk:

[Kimmekap]

Punk: Jock and I are going to Vegas for girl's weekend... Male strippers!

Mickey:

[Sugar&Slick]

Mickey: The song, "Hey Mickey" was written about me

Lucas:

[Vote4Cliff]

Lucas: I'm the half-brother of another bastard unwanted child, Christopher!

Phyllis:

[Kimmekap]

Phylllis: I am so sick of JR, I might just have to add some Ex-Lax to his coffee again...

Jack Ewing:

[Sugar&Slick]

Jack: I would have been the perfect replacement for Bobby Ewing

Sly:

[Kimmekap]

Sly: Uncle Harry and JR spend a lot of time locked up in JR's office together. *wink*

Leslie Stewart:

[Ewingwife]

Kristen Sheppard "I'm not going to be your secretary JR, I'm going to leave with Momm and Mannie

Pam

[Kimmekap]

Pam: I want to meet a man who loves me for my heart and not my manly good looks.

Harry McSween:

[Vote4Cliff]

Harry McSween: JR, you always ask me for stuff and never once have said "please" - that's rude!

Clifford Willard Barnes:

[Kimmekap]

Clifford Willard Barnes: With a name like Clifford Willard Barnes, I am pretty sure I will never get laid unless I pay for it... Pay the eggrolls...

Jock Ewing:

[Vote4Cliff]

Jock Ewing: I have jock itch!

Ray Krebbs:

[Kimmekap]

Ray Krebbs: Jock, you have jock itch? I thought you were just doing a nifty little dance while trying to hold your old man pecker.

Ellie:

[Vote4Cliff]

Ellie: Some damn dog from Bush's Baked Beans sold my chili recipe!!!

Jackie:

[Kimmekap]

Jackie: What can I get Cliff for Christmas? I'll just re-wrap his soy sauce packs, that will teach him not to give me a raise.

Pam:

[Vote4Cliff]

Pam: What can I get Bawbeeee for Christmas? How about a Jhermack gift basket - shampoo, conditioner, volumizing spray, mousse, gel, finishing spray....

Rebecca Wentworth:

[Kimmekap]

Rebecca: For Christmas, I just want my old eyes back. These slanted eyes aren't working to good and Cliff keeps asking me to make him more egg rolls with a #3 combination dinner.

Digger:

[Sugar&Slick]

Digger: I have no idea what the difference between vodka and rum is.. I don't know a lot about booze.


Dr. Elby:

[Vote4Cliff]

Dr. Elby: You are a hopeless case, Sue Ellen...why don't you start drinking again? There is a bar right across the street...

Dusty Farlow:

[Kimmekap]

Dusty Farlow: Oh Sue Ellen, I want to make love to you, but my horse would get jealous.

Peter:

[Vote4Cliff]

Peter: Oh Sue Ellen, I want to make love to you, but John Ross would get jealous.

JR Ewing:

[Kimmekap]

JR Ewing: Ray and Peter won't have sex with Sue Ellen, cause she's a man a baby!

Jock:

[kygirl]

Jock:" Well heck, I'll give her a try. I'm not picky, after all, I took a ride on the Margaret Hunter express after my whole platoon did"

Clayton

[Kimmekap]

Clayton: Ellie, go easy cause I'm a virgin... A horse whip?

Julie Grey:

[CowgirlJass]

Julie Grey: Are you asking me to have SEX with you and divulge a bunch of secrets? I'm not that kind of girl!

Cliff Barnes

[Kimmekap]

Cliff: Julie, you don't want to put soy sauce on my eggroll? Can I moo-shu your pork?

Digger-

[kygirl]

Digger:" You know, I got so mad after Ellie told me she was marrying Jock, I went and got drunk and woke up the next morning married to rebecca"

Lucy

[Kimmekap]

Lucy: MTV called, they want me to be Snookie's stunt midget on Jersey Shore.

Ray:

[Vote4Cliff]

Ray: Snookie? Aren't those the blankets with sleeves they sell on TV?

Donna:

[CowgirlJass]

Donna: But I LOVE Sam! He's sexy and a total stud in the sack...who cares about money and prestige? I personally think hot young cowboys are disgusting...

Bobby Ewing

[kygirl]

Bobby:" Of all the women in all the towns in all of Texas, I wind up with a whiny schitzo with Mommy issues"

Cliff

[Vote4Cliff]

Cliff: How can you complain, Bobby...that whiny schitzo is my sister, and my OTHER sister is a murderous schitzo!!

Rebecca Wentworth:

[kygirl]

Rebecca:" and you wonder why I abandoned my children?"

Digger

[Kimmekap]

Digger: Jock, I wanted to give you this friendship bracelet and let's not fight over boys anymore...

Lucas Wade:

[Vote4Cliff]

Lucas: Mama, John Ross called me Pukeass!

Christopher:

[Kimmekap]

Christopher: John Ross, it doesn't count since we are not related... You can be the mommy this time.

April:

[kygirl]

April:' i think I'll fake my own death, become a district attorney and fall in love with a Texas ranger"

Wes Parmalee

[Sugar&Slick]

Wes: I look exactly like Jock...yet, I'm really Clayton!!

Dusty's mom:

[Kimmekap]

Dusty's mom(Lady Jessica): CLayton, I'm going to take Ellie for a ride to buy some duct tape, rope and bullets...

Garrison Southworth:

[Vote4Cliff]

Garrison: Oh gee thanks, Ellie, name your alcoholic loser son after ME!

Sly:

[Kimmekap]

Sly: Oh no, it's Tuesday! I have to give JR his brazilian wax today and he will want it in the shape of an oil rig.

Donna:

[kygirl]

Donna:" Don't worry Ellie, my new book is a children's book= I wanted Ray to be able to read it"

Sam Culver

[Kimmekap]

Sam Culver: Donna, guess what, I'm not wearing my Depends Adult Diaper, do you wanna fool around???

Rebecca Wentworth:

[Sugar&Slick]

I should have married Jock Ewing!! ..Maybe then I wouldn't have ended up with pathetic children

Gary:

[kygirl]

Gary:" are you sure Lucy is mine? I saw JR giving Valene the eye..."

Bobby

[Kimmekap]

Bobby: Pam, I need a divorce, I am going to be hairdresser and I am in love with Banjo...

Cally:

[kygirl]

Cally:" These are my brothers, uh, I mean husbands, uh, I mean cousins, uhh... well all three"

Sly

[Kimmekap]

Sly: JR, you need to talk to your daddy about causal Fridays because he is here in a thong and cowboy boots...

Pam:

[Vote4Cliff]

Pam: No Bobby, you cannot dress up as Superman and go trick-or-treating!!

Dora Mae:

[Kimmekap]

Dora Mae: Miss Ellie, some of the customers are complaining about the you're not wearing underwear under your sack dress. They say it looks like you are smuggling Brillo Pads between your legs.

Carter McKay:

[Vote4Cliff]

ok, like ewwwwww....that is soooo disgusting kimme!!!!!!?????? :eek: lol

Carter McKay: I am married to the sweetest yellow "Rose" of Texas!

Mandy Winger:

[Kimmekap]

Mandy Winger: JR, I had your old toupee made into a bikini, do you like it?

Jock:

[MrsSuperman93]

Jock: 'My name is Wes Parmalee' lol

Peter Richards

[Kimmekap]

Peter: Sue Ellen, nothing says love like pushing your old, drunk ass along the streets of Dallas in a wheelchair....

Nicholas:

[Vote4Cliff]

Nicholas: Don't touch the hair!

Raoul:

[MrsSuperman93]

Raoul: *pretty much anything because I dont think he ever talked lol*


Holly Harwood

[Kimmekap]

Holly Harwood: JR, I can't have sex with you, I'm saving myself for John Ross.

Bobby:

[Vote4Cliff]

Bobby: Hey Guzzler, who do you think has better hair - me or Pam?

Aunt Maggie Monahan:

[Kimmekap]

Aunt Maggie: I miss the good ole' days when I was slutty stripper working the pole. Jock's pole...

Tommy McKay:

[Vote4Cliff]

Tommy McKay: Dad, can I borrow your leather vest? I have a hot date!

Bobby James Ewing:

[Kimmekap]

Bobby James Ewing: No JR, I want to be Wonder Woman for Halloween!

Miss Ellie:

[Vote4Cliff]

Miss Ellie: No, Garry gets to be Wonder Woman! JR, you can be Space Ghost and Bobby, you can be Aqua Man.

Jock:

[MrsSuperman93]

Jock: Bobby, when are you going to get yourself a haircut?

Sue Ellen:

[i love LL]

Sue Ellen: O Bobby I wish JR could have your Hair.

Jamie Ewing:

[Kimmekap]

Jamie Ewing: Cliff is impotent? Is Pam into girls?

Jenna Wade:

[MrsSuperman93]

Jenna: Katherine, it's clear Bobby will only ever want Pam. How about you and me? (6)

Kristin:

[Scarlett]

Kristin: I knew I should have invested in target practice lessons.
Clayton Farlow:

[Vote4Cliff]

Clayton Farlow: Sue Ellen, you missed your chance! Nah-nah..nah-nah-nah! Ellie's my babe now!

Clifford Barnes:

[MrsSuperman93]

Cliff: If Clayton doesn't want you, Sue Ellen, I'll have you (6)

JR:

[Scarlett]

J.R.: My Frankenstein like looks will save me money on buying a costume this year.

Ray Krebbs:

[Vote4Cliff]

J.R.: My Frankenstein like looks will save me money on buying a costume this year.

lol lol :cheers:

Ray Krebbs: I gonna dress up as a cowboy again this year!

Ellie:

[Scarlett]

Ellie: Halloween is the one time a year that I don't have to wear a sack dress all day.

Pammy Ewing:

[Vote4Cliff]

Pammy: No matter what I dress up as, everyone just stares at my boobs!

Bobby

[Scarlett]

Bobby: (8) Let's do the time warp again (8)

Laurel Ellis:

[Vote4Cliff]

Laurel: I'm going to dress up as a bonsai for Halloween & Clayton is dressing as a watering can!

Lisa Alden:

[Scarlett]

Lisa Alden: Christopher is too whiny and is very preoccupied with grapes; I'll kidnap John Ross instead!

Eddie Cronin (Lucy's guy from the restaurant The Greasy Spoon)

[kygirl]

Eddie:" Lucy is the WORST waitress ever"

Mavis

[Scarlett]

Mavis Anderson: I wish I was a Ewing too.

Christopher Ewing:

[MrsSuperman93]

Christopher: I'm a real Ewing! JR's my real daddy lol


Vanessa:

[Vote4Cliff]

Vanessa: My son can't act worth sh*t!

Jeremy Wendell:

[MrsSuperman93]

Jeremy: I'm the biggest manwh*re you'll ever know, trust me I'm even worse than JR!


John Ross:

[Scarlett]

John Ross: My name backwards is Ross John.

Lucy:

[kygirl]

Lucy:" Mitch was boring"

Sue Ellen

[MrsSuperman93]

Sue Ellen: *to JR, Bobby and Kristin* JR, you want my sister and I want your brother... a foursome? (6) lol


Rebecca:

[Vote4Cliff]

Rebecca: Oh, I remember back in the olden days when me, Ellie, Jock and Digger had foursomes!

Ray Krebbs:

[kygirl]

Ray:" I remember when Blazer, Darius, Me and Garnett had foursomes..."

Teresa

[MrsSuperman93]

I always had fantasies for a foursome but Raoul turned me, JR and Sue Ellen down :sosad: lol

Raoul:

[kygirl]

Raoul:" Me no speaka da Ingles"

Jock

[Vote4Cliff]

Jock: Dammit Ellie, what the hell is Raoul saying??

Peter Richards:

[Kimmekap]

Peter Richards: Mr. Jock, I can translate Raoul for you, but I need my lucky extra small speedos...

Ray:

[Vote4Cliff]

Ray: I only speak horse and cow. What's that Banjo? You want me to clean the poo out of your stall? You got it!

Donna Culver-Krebbs:

[Laustsen]

Donna Culver-Krebbs: I'm the daughter of Digger Barnes

James:

[MrsSuperman93]

James: I'm the son of Cliff Barnes!

Pam:

[Kimmekap]

Pam: Bobby, your momma has me baking chili pop-tarts, chili blow pops, chili cup cakes and chili snow cones...

Jack Ewing:

[kygirl]

Jack:" I'm in love with Miss Ellie"

Bobby

[MrsSuperman93]

Bobby: JR, I'm sorry but I think you'll find John Ross is actually my son. Haaha, Ewing Oil is all MINE :mrG


JR:

[kygirl]

JR:" Well Christopher is really mine"

Miss Ellie