They Didn't Say That

[Scarlett]

Bobby: I'm the least loved.

Gary:

[kygirl]

Gary:" I was Jock's favorite"

Digger

[Scarlett]

Digger: I was Jock's favorite.

Kendall:

[kygirl]

Kendall:" Kristin was my hero"

Cliff

[Scarlett]

Cliff: I am president of the J.R. Ewing fan club.

Dora Mae:

[kygirl]

Dora Mae:" Mr Eugene is HOT"

Clayton

[Scarlett]

Clayton: My son Dusty would be the perfect man for Miss Ellie.

Cally:

[kygirl]

Cally:" My father was Jed Clampett"

Mandy

[Scarlett]

Mandy: I believe in the sanctity of marriage.

Linda Farlow (Dusty's wife):

[kygirl]

Linda:" I married Dusty for the money"

Sue Ellen

[Kimmekap]

Sue Ellen: I would of married him to get a ride in the hover round chair...

Bobby:

[Scarlett]

Bobby: I hate kids.

Joe Don:

[kygirl]

Joe don:" I like eggs"

Gary

[Kimmekap]

Gary: JR is just like his daddy, Digger...

Jock:

[Scarlett]

Jock: I remember Tom Owens.

Punk Anderson:

[kygirl]

Punk:" Anyone seen my Preparation H?"

Mavis

[Scarlett]

Mavis: Mavis rhymes with Davis.

Sly:

[kygirl]

Sly:" I like eggs"

Gary

[Scarlett]

Gary: J.R. is my favorite brother.

Mandy Winger:

[kygirl]

Mandy:" I like eggs"

Clayton

[Scarlett]

Clayton: Where did I put my top hat?

Punk Anderson:

[kygirl]

Punk :" Kit is my secret lover"

Cliff

[Scarlett]

Cliff: I hate tomato juice.

Mandy:

[kygirl]

Mandy:" Chinese food makes Cliff gassy"

Lucy

[Scarlett]

Lucy: I am going to spell my name with 'ie' at the end because it makes me look smart.

Bobby:

[kygirl]

Bobby :" I shower with Irish Spring every day"

Pam

[Scarlett]

Pam: Bawby I want to adopt a teenager!

Julie Grey:

[kygirl]

Julie:" I wished I'd stayed on the island!"

Kristin

[Scarlett]

Kristin: Oh shoot I forgot my gun.

Casey Denault:

[kygirl]

Casey:'I'm..too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt..."

JR

[Scarlett]

J.R.: I dressed up like a cowboy for Halloween one year.

Jeremy Wendell:

[kygirl]

Jeremy Wendell: "Has anyone seen my Pooh bear?"

Lucy

[Scarlett]

Lucy: (8) Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh....(8)

Pamela:

[kygirl]

Pam:" I think I'm in love with Jenna"

Bobby

[Vote4Cliff]

Bobby: These dark rinse Jordache jeans are staining my underwear blue!!

Jackie:

[Scarlett]

Jackie: One of these days I am going to tell Cliff exactly what I think of him!

Kendall:

[kygirl]

Kendall "I think I broke a nail"

Dr Danvers

[Scarlett]

Dr. Danvers: Take two pills and call me in the morning.

Harve Smithfield:

[kygirl]

Harve:" Lets sue somebody"

Phyllis

[i love LL]

Phyllis : Sly, you´re a Slot


Nicholas Pierce

[Scarlett]

Nicolas: There is no such thing as the mob.

Afton Cooper:

[kygirl]

Afton:" My brother is BORING"

Kristin

[Scarlett]

Kristin: I have a license to kill.

Mandy:

[kygirl]

Mandy :" Barry Manilow wrote a song about me"

Mavis

[Scarlett]

Mavis: Why are there no songs named after me?

Punk:

[kygirl]

Punk:" I wrote a song about you- 'I Like Big Butts'

Ellie

[Scarlett]

Ellie: Jock Ewing was a terrible man.

Sam the Caterer:

[kygirl]

Sam:" Sue Ellen was a great lover"

Tillie, his partner

[Scarlett]

Tillie: Sam and I are catering an event at the Wendell House next week, be sure to come.

Arliss Cooper:

[kygirl]

Arliss: My son is BORING"

Clayton

[Scarlett]

Clayton: My son won't commit to women!

J.R.:

[Scarlett]

Bump. :)

[kygirl]

JR:" I shot Bobby"

Sue Ellen

[Scarlett]

Sue Ellen: John Ross, Christopher, I'll show you how to do the moonwalk.

Lucy:

[kygirl]

Lucy:"I need new sheets"

Miss Ellie

[Scarlett]

Miss Ellie: This chili is missing a key ingredient; Teresa!

Bobby:

[kygirl]

Bobby:" I finally wore out my Superman Underoos"

Pam

[Scarlett]

Pam: Don't worry Bobby, they're on sale at The Store. I'll stock up for you.

Dr. Danvers:

[kygirl]

Dr Danvers:" Miss Ellie, you're pregnant"

Mark

[Scarlett]

Mark: If Graisco fails, my unique looks will give me another job opportunity.

Muriel:

[kygirl]

Muriel:" I'm carrying Lucy's baby"

Lucy

[Scarlett]

Lucy: I want to work at Ewing Oil - as a security guard.

Jeb Ames:

[kygirl]

Jeb Ames:" I won the prison beauty contest"

Willie Jo Garr

[Scarlett]

Willie Jo Garr: I fixed it so he'd win ;).

J.R. Ewing:

[kygirl]

JR:" Marilee was my high school sweetheart"

Marilee

[Scarlett]

Marilee: I wish I was Miss Texas.

John Ross:

[kygirl]

John Ross :" Are you my mother?"

Patricia Shepard

[Scarlett]

Patricia Shepard: My daughters know that love is more important than money.

[kygirl]

who is up next, Scarlett?

[Scarlett]

Grrrrrrrr I did it again. :mad:

Let's go with Edgar Randolph:

[kygirl]

Edgar:" I wish I had a 'stache like Mark Graison"

Punk

[Scarlett]

Punk: We'll get a new line of DDD line products just for men.

Peter Richards:

[kygirl]

Peter:" I have a UTI from my tight speedos"

Pam

[Scarlett]

Pam: Hurry Bobby, The Store is having a sale on spotted shirts, and we need to grab them before they're all gone!

Holly Harwood:

[kygirl]

Holly:" I should have been the Valentine girl"

Mandy

[Scarlett]

Mandy: There's only room for one tramp at Valentine, and that's ME!

Kimberly Cryder:

[kygirl]

Kimberly:" I was such an important character- I wonder why Kygirl doesn't remember me?" :D

Matt Devlin

[Scarlett]

Matt Devlin: Everyone knows that Kygirl is a swooner who has forgotten about the evil red-haired woman who tried to steal J.R. from Sue Ellen!

Mavis Anderson:

[kygirl]

Mavis:" See Matt, you've always had a way with KYgirl to help her remember certain people- I even think she has a bit of a soft spot for you"

Bobby

[Scarlett]

Bobby: Jeremy Wendell is my daddy.

Sue Ellen:

[kygirl]

Sue Ellen:" But Jeremy is MY daddy!!"

Lucy

[Scarlett]

Lucy: I should have moved to California with my mamma and daddy when I had the chance.

Peter Richards:

[kygirl]

Peter:" My speedos have cut off circulation to my private area"

JR

[Scarlett]

J.R.: Where did I put my toupee?

Afton Cooper:

[kygirl]

:D

Afton: I've given up my singing career to become a professional escort"

Raoul

[Vote4Cliff]

Raoul: I left my job as a professional escort to become a houseboy at Southfork.

Ray:

[Scarlett]

Ray: If I become a professional escort for low class women like Bonnie, then I really can be more than just a cowboy.

Gary:

[kygirl]

Gary:" I'm the official spokesman for Jose Cuervo"

Sue Ellen

[Scarlett]

Sue Ellen: My mamma bribed the judges so that I would win the Miss Texas Pageant.

Lucy:

[kygirl]

Lucy:" Kissing Ray is like kissing a relative!"

Miss Ellie

[Scarlett]

Miss Ellie: I know, I would know.

Pamela:

[kygirl]

Pam:" Mark's moustache tickles"

Bobby

[Scarlett]

Bobby: If Christopher goes in for a quick nip and tuck I could get him to look more like me and Pamela.

Eddie Cronin:

[Scarlett]

Bump. :)

[kygirl]

Eddie:" I have a horrible memory, who am I?"

Serena

[Vote4Cliff]

Serena: JR, I've just quadrupled my price

Jamie Ewing:

[kygirl]

:D

Jamie:" I'm moving to California and living with another woman and a supposed gay man"

Cliff

[Vote4Cliff]

Cliff: Ok, yeah, whatever...I just hope one of them is a dentist you need one kiddo!

Jock Ewing:

[Scarlett]

Jock Ewing: Ellie, get me my shotgun!

Sam Culver:

[kygirl]

Sam:" I embezzled money from Ewing Oil"

Jack

[Scarlett]

Jack: I own one third of Barnes Wentworth.

April Stevens:

[Vote4Cliff]

April Stevens: This frizz-free styling balm does NOT work!

Michelle Stevens:

[kygirl]

Michelle: " I am in love with Lucy"

Jock

[Scarlett]

Jock: In my day women didn't wear jeans - only dresses.

Matt Devlin:

[kygirl]

Matt:" Miss Ellie's a HOTTIE"

Miss Ellie

[Scarlett]

Miss Ellie: Let's all dig for oil on Section 40.

Vaugn Leeland

[kygirl]

Vaughn:" I'm proposing to Lucy"

Sue Ellen

[Scarlett]

Sue Ellen: Cliff Barnes is cute.

Jackie Dugan:

[kygirl]

Didn't Sue Ellen actually say that? :D

Jackie:" I need a vacation"

Pam

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

Pam: I hate Corvettes!

Bobby

[kygirl]

Bobby:" Jenna is whiny and a bore"

Jenna

[i love LL]

Jenna: I was married to Elvis


J.R.:

[Scarlett]

J.R. I'm the new secretary at Ewing Oil.

Vaughn Leeland:

[kygirl]

Vaughn:" I've opened a new company... Enron"

Merilee

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

I hate sex!!

Walt Driscoll

[Scarlett]

Walt Driscoll: I'm above the law

Kendall Chapman:

[kygirl]

Kendall:" Bobby smells"

Jock

[Scarlett]

Jock: Digger Barnes is my mentor.

Lucy:

[Vote4Cliff]

Lucy: Ray's hair is grey everywhere!

Muriel Gillis:

[kygirl]

Muriel:" Lucy doesn't wear underwear"

Miss Elllie

[Vote4Cliff]

Miss Ellie: Lucy, shame on you! You better put on some underwear before you go out...boys are going to get the wrong idea about you! They'll think you're easy!

Ray:

[Scarlett]

Ray: I graduated from Yale.

Donna:

[kygirl]

Donna:" Ray doesn't wear underwear either"

Jock

[Scarlett]

Jock: Let's all go to Disney World!

Gary:

[kygirl]

Gary:" Lets all get drunk instead

Sue Ellen

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

I hate alcohol!!

Rebecca

[Scarlett]

Rebecca: I gave Cliff Peanut M&Ms every day.

Afton:

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

Telling Cliff...it gets better and better every time!! :D

Better shirt and tie combo...JR or Harv Smithfield?

[Scarlett]

Erm J.R., but this is the 'They didn't say that game'.

[kygirl]

Afton: Gil was the best lover I've ever had"

Sly

[Scarlett]

Sly: I (l) Cliff Barnes

Kimberly Cryder:

[i love LL]

Kimberly Cryder: Dady, you´re an idiot !


Jenna:

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

Bobby... I love Pam.. not you!

Paco (the Ewing servant who shows up in season 7)...

[kygirl]

Paco:" Me no speaka da Ingles"

Raoul

[Scarlett]

Raoul: *About Paco* Who is this?

Jackie:

[kygirl]

Jackie:" Cliff smells "

Louella

[Scarlett]

Louella: *I got a raise after sleeping with J.R.

Connie:

[kygirl]

Connie:" I wish I slept with Bobby instead of getting a raise"

Jeremy Wendell

[Scarlett]

Jeremy Wendell: Where's the beef?

Charlie Wade:

[kygirl]

:D

Charlie: " I'm gonna marry Brad Pitt when I grow up"

Donna

[Scarlett]

Donna: I want to be a rancher's wife!

Sue Ellen:

[kygirl]

Sue Ellen:" I'm off to Dr Mitch for some implants"

JR

[Vote4Cliff]

JR: But Sue Ellen, I love your flat chest....don't get bigger boobs!

Cliff:

[kygirl]

Cliff:" I'm joining the peace corps"

Mandy

[Vote4Cliff]

Mandy: I am getting a breast reduction...I am tired of men staring at my boobs all the time!

Muriel Gillis:

[kygirl]

Muriel:" Can I have your extra?"

Punk

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

Anybody got some Grey Poupon?

Miss Ellie

[kygirl]

Miss Ellie:"Digger was the best I ever had"

Clayton

[Scarlett]

Clayton: J.R. is my buddy.

Roy Ralston:

[kygirl]

Roy:" Kit is my lover"

Bobby

[Scarlett]

Bobby: If I'm Daddy's favorite, why am I not named after him?

Afton:

[kygirl]

Afton:" Cliff likes to dress in women's underwear"

Sly

[Scarlett]

Sly: My brother's name is Sneaky.

Alan Beam:

[kygirl]

Alan:" My brother's name is Balance"

Muriel

[Vote4Cliff]

it took me a minute to get that one!! :rolleyes: so stupid, why am I laughing? lol lol

Muriel: I am going to eHarmony.com...ther has to be SOMEONE out there who likes frumpy girls with frizzy red hair and big glasses!

Punk Anderson:

[Scarlett]

Punk: I prefer frumpy girls with frizzy red hair and big glasses.

Sue Ellen Ewing:

[Vote4Cliff]

Sue Ellen Ewing: What about flat-chested frigid alcoholic middle-aged housewives?

Aunt Lil Trotter:

[Scarlett]

Aunt Lil Trotter: Donna killed Mickey!

Walt Driscoll

[kygirl]

Walt:" My middle name is Disney"

Lucy

[Scarlett]

Lucy: My middle name is Goosie.

Afton:

[Vote4Cliff]

Afton: My name is so stupid

Cliff:

[Scarlett]

Cliff: I love Bobby Ewing.

Holly Harwood:

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

Holly Harwood: Hey Cliff you want to DO IT!

Katherine Wentworth:

[Vote4Cliff]

Katherine Wentworth: Why do I keep hearing birds all the time...wait...did one just fly out of my hair? Did those damn birds build a nest in there????

Rebecca Wentworth

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

I am going to :grrr: JR's brains out!

Edgar Randoph

[Vote4Cliff]

Edgar Randoph: My middle name is Allan Poe

Roger Larson:

[kygirl]

Edgar Allen Poe... ROTFLMAO!!!!

Roger:" I love Lucy"

Lucy

[Scarlett]

Lucy: I am having Muriel change her name to Ethel.

Mickey:

[Vote4Cliff]

Mickey: Ray said if I do a good job shovelling horse sh*t he might promote me to shovelling cattle manure!

Julie Grey:

[Scarlett]

Julie Grey: I prefer younger men.

Mandy Winger:

[Vote4Cliff]

Mandy Winger: Toupees turn me on!

Dr. Elby:

[kygirl]

Dr Elby:" I shag all my women patients, but even I'm not desperate enough to go after Sue Ellen"

Miss Ellie

[Vote4Cliff]

Miss Ellie: I'd like to make an appointment!

Guzzler:

[kygirl]

Guzzler: "Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful"

Sue Ellen

[Vote4Cliff]

Sue Ellen: They used to call me "Guzzler" in college

Miss Ellie:

[kygirl]

Miss Ellie:" I make Raoul wear a banana hammock when he cleans the pool"

Sue Ellen

[Kimmekap]

Sue Ellen: Can you make Jock wear a thong at the next BBQ?

Ray:

[Vote4Cliff]

Ray: I wear long-leg, long-sleeved red underwear with a trap door in the back to take a dump

Carter McKay:

[kygirl]

Carter:" I'm trying out for the new Valentine Lingerie Male line"

Cliff

[Kimmekap]

Cliff: I'm making crotchless egg roll edible panties for the metro sexual men in Dallas...


Dusty:

[kygirl]

Dusty:" I powder my bum for those especially long days in the saddle"

Pam

[Mrs. JR Ewing]

I wish I had bigger boobs....

Lady Montford

[kygirl]

Lady Jessica:" Ok, the truth- Dusty is mine AND Clayton's son"

Clayton

[Vote4Cliff]

Clayton: JR, quit stealing my good mustache scissors to trim your nad hairs!

Linda (Dusty's Wife)

[kygirl]

Linda:" Trust me, Dusty IS NOT healed"

Lucy

[Vote4Cliff]

Lucy: I want a poodle perm just like Pam's!

Miss Ellie:

[kygirl]

Miss Ellie:" Who put Ex Lax in my chili?"

Jock

[Vote4Cliff]

Jock: Dammit woman! I was constipated and I was mad as hell!

JR:

[kygirl]

JR:" Who stole my girdle?"

Sue Ellen

[i love LL]

Sue Ellen: O J.R. please give my regards to Mandy


Marilee:

[Vote4Cliff]

Merilee: I've been brunette, I've been blonde...now I'm going to become a redhead

Cliff

[kygirl]

Cliff:" Who ate my eggroll?"

PAm

[Vote4Cliff]

Pam: It sure as hell wasn't me!!

Aunt Maggie

[kygirl]

Aunt Maggie:" Pam, I am your mother"

Sly

[i love LL]

Sly: I am the next Mrs. Ewing


Clayton:

[Vote4Cliff]

Clayton: I want a naked portrait of Ellie painted for my office

JR:

[kygirl]

JR:" EEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" (in response to Clayton)

Jock

[Vote4Cliff]

Jock: I want a nude Ewing family portrait for the den!

Sue Ellen:

[kygirl]

Sue Ellen:" Uh, can we leave JR out of it? "

Bobby

[Vote4Cliff]

Bobby: I refuse to be in it unless the artist paints fig leaves over our private parts!

Pam:

[kygirl]

Pam:" No figs for me, they give me gas"

Lucy

[Vote4Cliff]

Lucy: I will use my long flowing hair to cover me in the nude portrait...like Lady Godiva!

Sue Ellen:

[kygirl]

Sue Ellen:" I wanna be Lady Godiva!!"

Rebecca

[Vote4Cliff]

Rebecca: Herbert always told me I looked like a Sunsweet Prune when I was naked!

Cliff:

[kygirl]

:D :D

Cliff:" I need something bigger than a fig leaf to cover myself with"

Bobby

[Scarlett]

Bobby: I want to be an actor.

Mavis Anderson:

[kygirl]

Mavis:" I want a new name"

Punk

[Scarlett]

Punk: My name rhymes with Funk.

Jock:

[kygirl]

Jock:" I'm named after an itch"

Muriel

[Vote4Cliff]

lol

Muriel: Lucy, your uncle JR has screwed every woman in Dallas...except for ME!!! waaaaaa

JR:

[kygirl]

JR:" Even I'm not that desperate"

Alan Beam

[Vote4Cliff]

Alan: Come visit me at my zoo exhibit Muriel, I'll stick my thingie thru the bars!

Lucy

[kygirl]

eeewwww! :D

Lucy:" I'm named after a famous redhead"

Valene

[Vote4Cliff]

Valene: I have skinny arms

Serena:

[kygirl]

Serena:" JR gave me crabs"

Jock

[Vote4Cliff]

Jock: I love crabs - Ellie, let's go to Joes' Crab Shak for dinner tonight!

Bobby

[kygirl]

:D

Bobby:" Gee, thats where I got crabs from"

Cliff

[Vote4Cliff]

Cliff: I don't like crabs and I don't have crabs and I don't want any crabs!

Jackie

[kygirl]

Jackie:" Cliff has bad gas"

Pam

[Vote4Cliff]

:mad:

Pam: Sorry, that was me! Miss Ellie made chili last night!

Aunt Maggie Monahan:

[kygirl]

Aunt Maggie:" No one has gas like Digger on a bender"

Digger

[Vote4Cliff]

Digger: As long as the alcohol is going in one end and the gas is coming out the other, its ok!

Ellie:

[kygirl]

yuck :D

Ellie: "Why do you think we broke up, Digger"

Julie Grey

[Vote4Cliff]

Julie Grey: JR was attracted to both me and Sue Ellen for the same reason...the giant moles on our faces!

Dusty:

[kygirl]

Dusty:" My dad had the hots for Sue Ellen- and I have the hots for her mother!"

Patricia

[Vote4Cliff]

Patricia: Take off that neckerchief and tie me up, baby! You'll find out where my daughters get their whore-ish natures from!

Clayton Farlow:

[Scarlett]

Clayton Farlow: J.R. is the only one of Ellie's son that congratulated me on my engagement to his mamma!

Pammy:

[kygirl]

Pammy:" The man I thought was my father killed my father"

Bobby

[Scarlett]

Bobby: What did I marry into??????????????

Sue Ellen:

[kygirl]

Sue Ellen:" Who is my daddy?"

Lucy

[Vote4Cliff]

Lucy: Abraham Lincoln?

Ray:

[kygirl]

:D

Ray:" Whose my daddy?"

Jock

[Vote4Cliff]

Jock: Someone with a low IQ and low self confidence!

Christopher (to Bobby): Are you my real daddy, daddy?

[Scarlett]

Bobby: *Takes Christopher to a mirror* Do I look like your daddy!

Kristin:

[kygirl]

Kristen "I wish"

Julie:

[Vote4Cliff]

Julie: Cliff slept with me to get the red file, JR slept with me to get the blue file, and Jock slept with me to get the green file!

JR:

[kygirl]

JR:" Whats the blue file?"

PAm

[Vote4Cliff]

Pam: the blue file contains the patent for a new drug "viagra" Jock!

Bobby:

[kygirl]

Bobby:" Pam's boobs are fake"

Sue Ellen

[Vote4Cliff]

Sue Ellen: JR is too cheap to get me boobs

Miss Ellie:

[kygirl]

Miss Ellie:" Boobs are over rated"

Jack

[Vote4Cliff]

Jack: So are balls

Mark Graison:

[kygirl]

Mark:" Everyone needs a pornstache"

Pam

[Vote4Cliff]

Pam: Digger has fleas in his mustache and beard!

Harve Smithfield:

[kygirl]

Harve:" I watch Oprah"

Punk

[Vote4Cliff]

Punk: I didn't know you baby-sat, Harve. Don't you make enough money as a lawyer?

Peter Richards:

[kygirl]

Peter:" I've developed an infection from wearing tight, wet speedos all day"

Teresa

[Vote4Cliff]

Teresa: Senor, I am not a-washing those a-nasty speedos for you!

Sue Ellen

[kygirl]

Sue Ellen:" I'll hand wash them"

Lucy

[vaughnleland]

Jenna:

Its okay Pam I know Bobby loves you more than me and I'm fine with that.



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