Dear Ner_Vegas

[Ner_Vegas]

As many of you know already, I'm a multi-millionaire at the age of 30. I have recently found lots of spare time and started exploring the internets and buying DVDs of old television shows.

That is how I came on to this wonderful site. And since my life seems to be in order through no shortage of self sacrifice I might add. Im what those in the top one percent of wage earners would call "new money" because I didnt inherit it. As if thats something to be looked down apon.

And Since I seem to have everything in order I thought I could offer some daily/weekly advice for everyone and maybe you could benefit from my elusive and strategic critical thinking skills.

So if you wanna ask me anything here in this thread or if its too personal you can do it in PM, feel free, I'd be more than willingly to offer any aide I can.



My first piece of wisdom I'd like to share with you is this old adage.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

[Ome]

Thanks for the offer of advice :D


So when you say you have everything in order, was this achieved before you became a multi millionaire, or was this a result of becoming one ?

[Pamela Barnes]

How do you get beetroot stains out of white socks ?

[Ome]

How do you get beetroot stains out of white socks ?


Soak them in Vodka

[Mayor Gregory]

Mr. Ome are you soaked in Vodka ? :)

[Mojo]

How do you get beetroot stains out of white socks ?

LMFAO :cheers:

[ihtgb]

Is CoinStar worth investing in?

[Ner_Vegas]

Wow thanks for the replies. Im sorry it took so long to respond. It seems my column here is a big hit as my PM box has been swamped.

You ask interesting questions indeed.

Beetroot stains eh? That is one of the toughest stains to deal with and most people would advise you to just lose the garment ASAP.

I on the other hand have a couple of suggestions.

1.Soak a piece of white bread in cold water and cover over stain.

Once the bread has absorbed the stain, wash as normal. Simple, but highly effective!

2.Immerse at once in cold water. While soaking, dissolve washing up liquid in the water, at the same time rubbing the area with your fingers. If this does not remove the stain, soak in a biological detergent in warm water. Should the stain persist, sprinkle borax on the mark and flush with water as hot as article will stand. Wash in the usual way.

3. Personally knowing that white wine will remove red wine stains (A subtle tactic I use when I bring dates back to my loft is to act clumsy and spill my red wine on their blouse and offer them one of my T-shirts while I take care of that stain)

You could try to put a bit of red wine on the stain and then white wine after that. I believe that would work as well.

[Ner_Vegas]

Interesting that you would ask about Coinstar as an investment because my broker recommended it to me the other day.

I would say its a safe investment for short term but I would be weary with a long term commitment considering the debates going on in congress about getting rid of the penny.

But if you are willing to take a risk and count on the public (upon hearing news of the disenfranchised penny) rushing to Coinstar to count all their pennies before the law becomes enacted perhaps there could be a huge profit to be made.

Coinstar is currently trading at around 26 dollars on the nasdaq with a 52 week high of around 34 I believe.

[Ner_Vegas]

Here is an article to get you caught up on the penny situation.

http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB116360150549923901-QULpxfRmAJU6Dkxcxo8V93AhaY8_20071117.html?mod=blog s

[jen.n]

Dear Ner_Vegas:

Do you hold your vast fortune in Liberty dollars or worthless US dollars? :wiggle:

[Ner_Vegas]

Funny you should ask that question Jenn. Because I once considered minting my own money. I mean I had so much of it anyway and I thought, why not share the wealth.

But alas, sanity finally took hold and after I recieved concrete & sound advice from my financial advisors I realized that it was up to Congress as stated in the US Constitution to coin money and determine the value thereof.

My advisors informed me the only way to accomplish this goal if my mind was reallly set on it was to start a revolution in the streets so blood will run on the steps of our Halls of Justice and to overthrow Congress and the other two branches of Government.

This seemed like a waste of energy so I decided against it. Would anyone really want a KING Nelson running around?

But I did purchase 250 liberty dollars as a party gag to show all my friends when I have them over for dinner parties.

[Jack]

Funny you should ask that question Jenn. Because I once considered minting my own money. I mean I had so much of it anyway and I thought, why not share the wealth.

But alas, sanity finally took hold and after I recieved concrete & sound advice from my financial advisors I realized that it was up to Congress as stated in the US Constitution to coin money and determine the value thereof.

My advisors informed me the only way to accomplish this goal if my mind was reallly set on it was to start a revolution in the streets so blood will run on the steps of our Halls of Justice and to overthrow Congress and the other two branches of Government.

This seemed like a waste of energy so I decided against it. Would anyone really want a KING Nelson running around?

But I did purchase 250 liberty dollars as a party gag to show all my friends when I have them over for dinner parties.

I was thinking of doing this but my question is ... should I start at the state level first? or just head right for the federal government?

[Darius]

Will you give me 50 bucks?

[Jack]

Will you give me 50 bucks?

Probably not

but here is a free tip

#4 horse in the 5th race

[Mojo]

Will you give me 50 bucks?

OMG.. i laughed so hard at that one i nearly wet myself..
disgusting but true..

pearler!

[Kimmekap]

Why does my cat always wait until we have company over to lick himself in his darkest creases while slurping his dangles??? Just stumps the hell out of me???

[jen.n]

Dear Ner_Vegas:

What really happened to Mark Graison?

[Ner_Vegas]

Why does my cat always wait until we have company over to lick himself in his darkest creases while slurping his dangles??? Just stumps the hell out of me???

Ah, thank you for asking this question Kimmiekap. This is indeed one of lifes' true mysteries. Many books have been published on the subject of unique cat behaviour and the only thing that is similar between them is that everything is different and complicated.

My theory on the other hand is very simple. Your cat is obviously male. And like all males no matter what the animal, they are very proud of their, how did you put it, "dangles" and they love to show them off.

Thats why when you see a male that has been robbed one of these golden nuts they will tend to try extra hard in their life for fear that other males wont respect them. see Lance Armstrong.


When they have lost both of the royal jewels most just give up on life completely and become a modern day Garfield, and their life's goal is to play pratical jokes or gross out as many "people" as they can.

Hope this helps.

Darius, I have put the money you requested in a money market fund which will be redeemable in 20 years. Expect an email from me with the verification code around that time.

Hope that helps.

[Kimmekap]

Found out my cat licks his dangles cause he can which I already figured... Question not answered...

Darius---Unfortuntaley, you are still not getting your $50 but your getting a money market fund... WOW!!! Sorry!!!

[Ner_Vegas]

Thank You for your reply Kimmiekap, but I have to disagree here because, I, being a very flexible individual, if I were so inclined, I too could lick my dangles but I choose not to. Just as I too could do my own laundry or many other things but choose not to as well.

But I will take your theory under due consideration and get back you after I've pondered it further.

Thanks again.

[Kimmekap]

Just a little more knowledge for you... If you are going to TRY to be contrived & witty in your responses, get the person's screen name right.

[Ner_Vegas]

Dearest Kimmekap,

I am truly sorry for having a typo in your name. I hope one day you will find it in your heart to forgive me of my ills. I do not know what I have done or said to cause you such offense, but know this, my apology is genuine and sincere.

If there are other issues you are dealing with to cause this sort of hostility you are more than welcome to pm me. I will help you in any way that I can.

Sincerely,

Nelson

[Kimmekap]

Ok, you think just a little too much of yourself & are getting just too anal in your responses. When I dropped my first line, it was a joke to lighten the board. Then you came back with a very snotty & contrived response instead of keeping the mood light. Gave a snotty apology with a put down about me being hostile, that is what I am talking about.

As for any hostility, I don't know you... How can I get hostile with someone I don't know & will mostly likely never meet in this life. Again, we are all trying to keep it light, funny, joking & relaxed on this forum.

As for the misspelling, I do take a lot of pride in my screen name cause it does have a very personal meaning for me. I would not misspell yours since I am sure it has a personal meaning for you...

After this, just keep talking to yourself... I would of loved to joke & talk more with you but after that response. Just ain't worth it!!! Have a nice day & I hope you enjoy the board. Merry Christmas

[Ner_Vegas]

Dearest Kimmekap,

For someone who goes around accusing others of being too anal, full of themselves, snotty and contrived it is wonderful to discover you my dear have never and would never commit the God awful offense known as a Typo.
I still think there may be some underlying issues here so feel free to PM me further if you'd like.


Sincerely,

NER_Vegas

[PT Freakin' G]

Yawn. A sharper edge is needed in your responses.

[Ner_Vegas]

Dear PrimeTimeGuy,

Do I know you? Thank you for the advice even though I detect a hint of hostility in your response. Before this goes any further I offer you this flag of peace.


Be True,

Nelson

[DoTreadOnMe]

Hey Nerd Vegas,

STFU and GTFO


PM me if you dont know what those mean.

[PT Freakin' G]

Dear PrimeTimeGuy,

Do I know you? Thank you for the advice even though I detect a hint of hostility in your response. Before this goes any further I offer you this flag of peace.


Be True,

Nelson

Post reported for libel.

[Carlos]

LMFAO. his claiming libel is like bj claiming sex harassment. ha! :wiggle:

[PT Freakin' G]

LMFAO. his claiming libel is like bj claiming sex harassment. ha!

You do not learn, do you?

[Carlos]

excuse me?

[Afton]

Like Bonnie said, GTFU.