Crude Episode 31

[Afton]

Yeah I kinda promised this months ago but I DID write it...Eventually, lol. Anyways, here it is. Hope you guys like it http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Click Here To Read Episode 31 (http://fivebyfive.proboards2.com/index.cgi?board=goodtoo&action=display&num=1081147082)

[Frankie]

Afton,

That was AWESOME! Seriously, I felt like I did reading scripts like 3 years ago, it was awesome. I'm going to start printing them all out so I can read them like one big ole' story. You HAVE to keep adding more episodes!!!! We viewers are eating it up.

[Afton]

Thanks Frankie http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Did you notice you got a little action in this part...Both literally and non-literally, lol http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Wellll Welll Welll Lookie who's back !....you didn't think the Pesky Pen had run out of ink did you?
Tsk Tsk

Now I know you are dying for the scoop on Crude and I'm going to give it to you!

Seems like Frankie likes to charge for his autograph....! Frankie was overheard this past weekend in DisneyWorld commenting to a family "Well since you are a group, I can give you a discount on my signature. That will be only 10$ each instead of the usual 15$." And when the family tried to get his photograph before leaving, Frankie reminded them that's an addition 20!

Another spoiled star out there is Laurie. Laurie was overheard in a NYC bar telling close intimate friends that J-Lo is no longer her idol. Laurie stated "J-Lo used to demand the best now she just wants to be known for being around the block. Who wants to be known for being around the block? If you can't be better than other people, then what's the use of being on this stupid show CRUDE!"

Luke is AWOL ...again....this time it's his cabin in the woods in the mountains somewhere in the untamed wilderness of Canada. Luke's given up shaving , bathing, ...oh that's right he never did that before. However this time the reason is some weird excuse about the planets in some alignment. Whatever!

And now for the finale ...Afton and the real reason why this episode of CRUDE was delayed once again. The real reason this episode was delayed was because Afton had a terrible reaction to her bikini laser hair removal. Afton was heard to say "aloe ..aloe..my life for cooling aloe"


Until later...amigos y amigas

and remember

The pen IS mighter than the sword

[Afton]

DAMN you Pesky Pen!!! Where do you get this information??? Who is your source? I'll pay for you to reveal this person so I can fire them immediately!