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04-06-2000, 06:35 PM
In 1999 4 EO chatters set out to find the EO bitch in a forest in Texas carrying a small tent and lap top........none of them returned.
The following is based on actual logs discovered on a floppy disc found under a flowerbed in Texas. The flower was dead.

Helmi : "Hi welcome to my project. We heard rumours that a right bitch had been causing problems in Ewing_Oil and had escaped to a forest in Texas. Rumours have spread revealing the bitch has lied and hurt several people around the area. Some say this is just a fable, others say they have seen the bitch in person. My project is to find out the story of EO bitch....this is my project my name in Helmi otherwise known as ELSI.

log goes off.
log on

Helmi : is it on? what are you doing? Or for f**ks sake.

Jarret : calm down Elsi its on, ok

Helmi : Good I can see the red light. Ok introduce yourselves

Jarrett : Hi Im Jarrett and Im logging this piece of history

Ewing84 : Im Ewing84 and I`ll be carrying the equipment.

Afton : Im Afton and I have nothing to do so a weekend in the woods sounds fun.

Helmi : Ok we are set, do you guys believe the bitch exists?

Jarrett : well I think its some screwed up story, but who knows?

Afton : This whole thing is wild, I think its kind of sick, but its Helmis project so I`ll go along with it.

Ewing84 : Who gives a monkeys ass about the bitch. Lets get this over and done with.

Log off.

Log On

Helmi : Will you put this is the car carfully Ewing84

Ewing84 : yeah yeah whatever....

Jarrett : gee Helmi your so damn bossy

Helmi : What the F**K are you doing 84?

log off

log on

Helmi : we are now driving towards the forrest, I am already creeped out. Does the bitch really exist? I have goose pimples.
Afton is driving..say hi Afton.

*Afton waves

Helmi : its getting much darker,,,,HEY AFTON WATCH THAT MOOSE>>>>

log off

Log on

Helmi : is the logging on? Is it?

Jarrett : YES FOR GODS SAKE

Helmi : Ok do that again

Log off

Log on

Helmi : I am now sitting outside the cave which is rumored to be the bitches hideout. There are no signs of life apart from an empty packet of M&M`s. I am beginning to get that M&M`s feeling. I will now tell you some history of the bitch.
In 1989 the bitch first appeared in the chat room but after lying and cheating several innocent chatters she was banned. It was reported that chat was her life and she decided to get revenge.
The bitch was then seen in 1992 back in the chatroom. This time she lured away a couple of teens and turned them into zombies who then began attacking other chatters. Again they were banned.
Recently it was reported she was back and this time lured away several chatters before her spell was broken......sorry its getting dark we have to set up camp"

Logging off

More soon......

04-06-2000, 09:18 PM
Logging on.

Afton : "how do you know the witch is a she, thats a bit sexist"

Helmi :" what the hell is your problem? "

Jarrett: "why don`t you all relax"

Logging off

Logging On

Helmi : here we are in the town of EO just near the forest where the bitch is supposed to now hideout. Lets ask the towns folk what they think.

Miss_Texas : Bitch who? you saying Im a bitch?

Helmi : No the EO Bitch, do you know of the fable of the EO bitch?

Miss_Texas : Have you been taking something illegal?

Logging off

Logging On.

Helmi : Sir do you know of the EO bitch story?

Rog : yeah ma`am Iv heard of that, but its only a rumor made up long ago, I wouldn`t believe it, Iv heard people say they have seen the bitch.

Helmi : is there anyone you think we should be talking to?

Rog : yeah you could try the the two guys fishing down by the creek.

Helmi : thanks

Logging off
Logging On
Helmi : excuse me, hello sir, excuse me.

Frankie : don`t shout you`ll scare the fish

Helmi : do you mind if we ask you some questions about the EO bitch?

AK : You can ask but that doesn`t mean we`ll tell.

Helmi : do you know of the bitch?

Frankie : sure so sugarlips, its meant to live in these parts. AK here saw it himself, tell em AK.

AK : I don`t like to tell the tale, but yeah I saw something once, right over there by those trees, covered in a green mist, came right up out of the water, spooky as hell.

Helmi : so the bitch does exist?

AK : do bears s**t in the woods? yeah of course its real, saw it like I said. Won`t catch me going over there thats for sure.

Helmi : who do you think the bitch is?

AK : I have no clue, but we know she or it chatted in #Ewing_Oil, has done for years.

Helmi : what happened?

Jarrett : Im running out of logs

Helmi : keep it running

AK : well right over there I heard a woman was taken by the bitch but managed to escape. You best talk to Miss_Ellie, thats all I wanna say.

Logging off
Logging On

Afton : Im hungry,

Ewing_84 : when will we set up camp?

Helmi : soon, soon,

Afton : your obsessed by this

Helmi : will you just shut it.

Jarrett : LOL

Helmi : don`t laugh, ok its not funny, this is serious.

Logging off
Logging On.

Miss_Ellie : how did you know about me?

Helmi : we were told, now is the story true?

Miss_Ellie: Might be, might not be.

Helmi : were you taken by the bitch?

Miss_Ellie : Look I don`t know who you kids are but you are best not to mess with the bitch, she will get you, you can`t escape her, I did, but thats because she let me go. If you ever see her face its the last thing you`ll ever see, don`t go down into those woods. If you don`t believe me, ask Mitch.
Thats it, no more

Helmi : who mitch?

Miss_Ellie : an hermit who lives down near the forest.

Logging off
Logging On

Helmi : we are now outside the home of Mitch, as you can see its a pretty spooky looking house. Theres carvings and things hanging that look like garlic and this dead rat hanging above the door.

Afton : this is crazy, you don`t believe this do you?

Jarret : Afton just leave it ok?

Helmi : shhhh hes coming out

Ewing84 : what a dork

Mitch : yes how can I help you?

Helmi : do you know of the Bitch?

Mitch : LOL

Helmi : whats so funny?

Mitch : "stay away from there, you will all pay. The bitch can smell you, she knows your here. Don`t play with what you don`t understand."

Afton: "has anyone told you you look like Joan Collins?"

Mitch : "don`t be foolish you naive child, the clock is ticking, the bitch can hear you"

Helmi : "so you think the bitch will harm us?"

Mitch : "take your chances in the woods, but for years to come your screams will be heard, like echoes of time."

Logging off

Pamela Barnes
12-08-2003, 03:19 PM
This was funny http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Afton
12-08-2003, 05:59 PM
All these old topics got pushed to the top. I forgot all about these. Jarrett wrote this one if I remember correctly. Cool to read them again though, lol. This one was funny.