04-06-2000, 06:35 PM
In 1999 4 EO chatters set out to find the EO bitch in a forest in Texas carrying a small tent and lap top........none of them returned.
The following is based on actual logs discovered on a floppy disc found under a flowerbed in Texas. The flower was dead.
Helmi : "Hi welcome to my project. We heard rumours that a right bitch had been causing problems in Ewing_Oil and had escaped to a forest in Texas. Rumours have spread revealing the bitch has lied and hurt several people around the area. Some say this is just a fable, others say they have seen the bitch in person. My project is to find out the story of EO bitch....this is my project my name in Helmi otherwise known as ELSI.
log goes off.
log on
Helmi : is it on? what are you doing? Or for f**ks sake.
Jarret : calm down Elsi its on, ok
Helmi : Good I can see the red light. Ok introduce yourselves
Jarrett : Hi Im Jarrett and Im logging this piece of history
Ewing84 : Im Ewing84 and I`ll be carrying the equipment.
Afton : Im Afton and I have nothing to do so a weekend in the woods sounds fun.
Helmi : Ok we are set, do you guys believe the bitch exists?
Jarrett : well I think its some screwed up story, but who knows?
Afton : This whole thing is wild, I think its kind of sick, but its Helmis project so I`ll go along with it.
Ewing84 : Who gives a monkeys ass about the bitch. Lets get this over and done with.
Log off.
Log On
Helmi : Will you put this is the car carfully Ewing84
Ewing84 : yeah yeah whatever....
Jarrett : gee Helmi your so damn bossy
Helmi : What the F**K are you doing 84?
log off
log on
Helmi : we are now driving towards the forrest, I am already creeped out. Does the bitch really exist? I have goose pimples.
Afton is driving..say hi Afton.
*Afton waves
Helmi : its getting much darker,,,,HEY AFTON WATCH THAT MOOSE>>>>
log off
Log on
Helmi : is the logging on? Is it?
Jarrett : YES FOR GODS SAKE
Helmi : Ok do that again
Log off
Log on
Helmi : I am now sitting outside the cave which is rumored to be the bitches hideout. There are no signs of life apart from an empty packet of M&M`s. I am beginning to get that M&M`s feeling. I will now tell you some history of the bitch.
In 1989 the bitch first appeared in the chat room but after lying and cheating several innocent chatters she was banned. It was reported that chat was her life and she decided to get revenge.
The bitch was then seen in 1992 back in the chatroom. This time she lured away a couple of teens and turned them into zombies who then began attacking other chatters. Again they were banned.
Recently it was reported she was back and this time lured away several chatters before her spell was broken......sorry its getting dark we have to set up camp"
Logging off
More soon......
The following is based on actual logs discovered on a floppy disc found under a flowerbed in Texas. The flower was dead.
Helmi : "Hi welcome to my project. We heard rumours that a right bitch had been causing problems in Ewing_Oil and had escaped to a forest in Texas. Rumours have spread revealing the bitch has lied and hurt several people around the area. Some say this is just a fable, others say they have seen the bitch in person. My project is to find out the story of EO bitch....this is my project my name in Helmi otherwise known as ELSI.
log goes off.
log on
Helmi : is it on? what are you doing? Or for f**ks sake.
Jarret : calm down Elsi its on, ok
Helmi : Good I can see the red light. Ok introduce yourselves
Jarrett : Hi Im Jarrett and Im logging this piece of history
Ewing84 : Im Ewing84 and I`ll be carrying the equipment.
Afton : Im Afton and I have nothing to do so a weekend in the woods sounds fun.
Helmi : Ok we are set, do you guys believe the bitch exists?
Jarrett : well I think its some screwed up story, but who knows?
Afton : This whole thing is wild, I think its kind of sick, but its Helmis project so I`ll go along with it.
Ewing84 : Who gives a monkeys ass about the bitch. Lets get this over and done with.
Log off.
Log On
Helmi : Will you put this is the car carfully Ewing84
Ewing84 : yeah yeah whatever....
Jarrett : gee Helmi your so damn bossy
Helmi : What the F**K are you doing 84?
log off
log on
Helmi : we are now driving towards the forrest, I am already creeped out. Does the bitch really exist? I have goose pimples.
Afton is driving..say hi Afton.
*Afton waves
Helmi : its getting much darker,,,,HEY AFTON WATCH THAT MOOSE>>>>
log off
Log on
Helmi : is the logging on? Is it?
Jarrett : YES FOR GODS SAKE
Helmi : Ok do that again
Log off
Log on
Helmi : I am now sitting outside the cave which is rumored to be the bitches hideout. There are no signs of life apart from an empty packet of M&M`s. I am beginning to get that M&M`s feeling. I will now tell you some history of the bitch.
In 1989 the bitch first appeared in the chat room but after lying and cheating several innocent chatters she was banned. It was reported that chat was her life and she decided to get revenge.
The bitch was then seen in 1992 back in the chatroom. This time she lured away a couple of teens and turned them into zombies who then began attacking other chatters. Again they were banned.
Recently it was reported she was back and this time lured away several chatters before her spell was broken......sorry its getting dark we have to set up camp"
Logging off
More soon......