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07-02-2002, 04:24 PM
Day 20637 in the Ewing Oil House

3.00pm Ewings comes to the diary room

Ewings : Hello Big Brother

BB : Hello Ewings how are you today?

Ewings : I'm not bad ,

BB: How are you finding it on the poor side of the chat room?

Ewings : Its ok, not too bad actually. Just lighting the fire isn't fun

BB: How are you getting on with the other housemates?

Ewings: yes fine I think Big Brother, I can see some people are playing the game


6.00pm in the bedroom on the rich side

DJade : He's doing my head in, what a chipstick

Jonny_R : I know what you mean

DJade : Star Trek this and Star Trek that, only chipsticks like Star Trek.

Jonny_R : I guess you wont be going to Scotland then.

DJade : No I don't like Spanish food

Jonny_R : What do you mean?

DJade: Scotland, isnt that near Spain?

Jonny_R : um no Scotland is in the United Kingdom

DJade : Iv never been to the United Kingdom

Jonny_R : You're in it now

DJade : No im in the Big Ewing House

Jonny_R : Oh never mind


10.25pm The Housemates have been given 12 bottles of beer by Big Brother

DJade: Iv got an itchy toe look

Miss_Texas : Oh thats nasty

Afton: Oh that looks like a corn

DJade: Whats is it? Tell me now

Afton: Its a corn DJade

DJade: Just tell me what it is?

Afton: Its a piece of fungus

DJade storms off

11:00pm in the poor bedroom

Jonny_R: whats wrong DJade?

DJade: Afton said I looked like Fungus

Jonny_R: She did?

DJade : Yes she stabbed me in the back, I want her banned

Afton: I heard that you silly bitch, I'll knock you out.

DJade : come on then you chipstick

Afton: Oh dont start that cry baby bitch thing, I will deck you

Jonny_R: STOP IT STOP IT

Djade: You are all chipsticks.


1.05am The Poor bedroom

Miss_Texas : I hope my 3 somes wont get in the newspapers.......or my sexually explicit movie that nobody knows about, I hope they don't find out.

Ewings : Mmmmm Miss_Texas there are 36 cameras filming this on live TV, dont you think they might know now?

Anti-Krebbs : I went into the bathroom and I am disgusted. Someone left pee on the floor.

Jonathan : Yes I pee in the shower

Anti-Krebbs : That is disgusting, clean it up. You are gross

2.00am in the rich bedroom

Djade : Oh Im sorry I called you a chipstick

Afton : Thats ok, Im sorry to (they hug) You are my best friend in here Djade

Djade : You're mine too


2.25am in the Garden

Afton : I hate that idiot Djade, I want him out

Jonny_R : I know what you mean.



Come back soon for more from the Big Ewing House as nomination day arrives.

Danny_James
07-04-2002, 03:18 AM
this is very very very good,
whoever wrote it done a great job, i watch big brother and i am always in the chat room, very funny indeed!

Keep it coming, i want to read more, lol from what i can make out im Jade, i think miss texas may be adele, or possibly lynne, jon-r is defientley jonny, and ewings seems to be the sensible one so possibly kate, and ray krebbs as alex, well even if were not meant to be certain people its all very funny! :-)

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Danny_James
07-06-2002, 01:57 AM
we want more, this is wicked, why dont you carry it on,

i will wait for the next part, i hope it wasnt just a one off as i really enjoyed this script.

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Any man can win when things go his way, it's the man who overcomes adversity that is the true champion. - Jock Ewing, "Dallas".

JA
07-06-2002, 10:53 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BigBrother:
Day 20637 in the Ewing Oil House

1.05am The Poor bedroom

Anti-Krebbs : I went into the bathroom and I am disgusted. Someone left pee on the floor.

Jonathan : Yes I pee in the shower

Anti-Krebbs : That is disgusting, clean it up. You are gross
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

HOI I just noticed this bit wtf is going on

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SueEllenE
07-25-2002, 10:40 PM
Oh my god, this is hilarious! I can't wait to read more. http://www.soapchat.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.